Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Hey! I'm done! I'm done!"

There seemed to be a rumble of thunder in the gloomy clouds. The houses at the foot of the mountain were hazy at night. Pink cherry petals were fluttering in the wind, and suddenly a burst of joyful sounds was heard among them.

In a house located in a remote part of the village, books about two fingers high were torn into pieces, and the shredded paper fell like snow mixed with dust.

The blue-eyed two-tailed white fox threw away the thing that had been bothering it for a long time, jumped onto the bed sheet and leaped for joy, with a few whimpering cries in its voice.

The beautiful black-haired woman lying on her side on the bed did not show any displeasure on her face. She silently pulled the corner of the quilt to cover her head and turned a deaf ear to the noisy sounds from the outside world.

"I'm done!"

"..."

"Didn't you hear?!"

The two-tailed white fox dug its four legs into the quilt, and slapped the woman's cheek with its paw pads. Seeing that she didn't move at all, it shook its tail twice unkindly, narrowed its eyes slightly, and hunched its body.

"Puff-"

“Mmmmm--!!”

"Ha~~"

He pinched the tip of the folded ear and gently rubbed it with his index finger and thumb, turning it into the appearance of an ordinary human. He lay lazily on the quilt, suppressing the white fox's attempt to escape from the quilt.

The woman covered her mouth and smiled: "How pitiful! It must be because you ate too much tonight. I guess I should just cook some rice for you tomorrow."

"嘤嘤嘤!!"

Listening to the fox's shrill cry and watching the quilt's struggle gradually weakening, the woman curled her lips in boredom and relaxed a little.

She waved her hand to turn on the alchemical lamp on the bedside table, and the hazy orange light fell on the delicate instep. Her jade feet flexibly clamped the white fox that escaped from the quilt and pounced on her. Her small toes, arranged like white pearls, rubbed against the fur on his body.

The white fox showed its fangs and snorted, "I have finished reciting the book 'The Self-awareness of the Fox Spirit' that you gave me. Hurry up and give me what you promised me!"

"Since you have memorized it by heart, why don't you try it yourself? Use the method I taught you, and I guarantee that you can make those foolish people hand over the fried tofu you want." The woman dangled the white fox between her feet and spoke in a gentle and seductive voice.

"If you can support yourself, you won't have to humiliate yourself by warming my hands and feet anymore~"

Look at how cute he is, looking forward to the reward.

The pupils hidden in the clear blue eyes dilated, and the white fox could not help but loudly refute: "You stupid breeder! Put away your arrogant fantasy, our foxes like to eat chicken the most!"

"What's so delicious about fried tofu? It has neither the taste nor the feel of meat. A fox who likes to eat this vegetarian food is simply a heretic among heretics!"

The white fox twisted its body in dissatisfaction, rubbing its teeth together gently, and looked down at the woman from above, shouting:

"When I first learned that you humans had such fantasies, I, the God of Servant Yingsai, swore to my fellow tribesmen, the Tuanque who was crushed under my claws, that no matter how much it cost, I would change your fantasy about foxes!"

"So this is why you have to consume at least 100 of my chickens in a month?"

"This is a necessary sacrifice. And you see, none of the collaborators on the braised chicken, roasted chicken, beggar's chicken, corn chicken soup, etc. raised any opinions to me. You have no right to use this reason to attack me."

The fox eyes looked at the woman seriously. At this moment, the servant Yingzhai finally showed the majesty of the Baichen bloodline in his body, and said righteously and unreasonably:

"Besides, as far as I know, my collaborators were all willing to be brought back by you. They didn't make any noise or trouble along the way and were very cooperative. If you confuse right and wrong now, wouldn't their sacrifice be in vain?"

Thinking of his collaborator whose body temperature rose due to excitement on the way here, and who had to take off his feather robe for passers-by to admire, the samurai god Sakurasai shed a sad tear in his eyes.

He cried vaguely, "I will never betray their sacrifice!"

"Okay, okay, I admit that what you said makes a lot of sense."

Wiping off the saliva dripping from his feet with disgust, the white fox keeper finally put down the samurai Sakurasai, opened the second drawer of the bedside table, and took out a locked password box.

She asked again, "Are you sure you want this?"

"I am very sure!"

"You have to know that this treasure is stored in a very dangerous place. If you want to obtain the treasure, you will have to go through a series of difficulties and setbacks."

Taking noble steps towards the woman, the samurai Sakurasai looked longingly at the brown paper taken out of the password box by the woman. There was an unshakable determination in his eyes, as if he was a sacred cherry tree rooted in the land of Inazuma.

"Zhongzi, you have to know that this is my dream goal. It has troubled me for most of my life."

"I have a magical premonition that I will be able to obtain this treasure smoothly!"

"How old are you this year?"

Although she teased the samurai Sakurasai's age, Shigeko's eyes still revealed a hint of sadness of parting.

She solemnly handed the brown paper to the servant Yingzhai and sighed softly: "The luggage I packed for you is placed under the cabinet. I also have a hunch that you can't stay here for too long. Maybe I shouldn't have told you this in the first place..."

Without saying a word, he jumped off the bed, took out a small bundle from the cupboard and put the brown paper away carefully, then he removed the stick of the broom and picked up the bundle. The attendant god Sakurasai carried it on his shoulder and walked towards the closed wooden door.

The cool night breeze blew into the room. The white fox, which was only as tall as a normal person's knee, slowed down its pace and turned its eyes slightly before stepping out of the house.

"Thank you for telling me, Chongzi."

"But I told you then... because I also have my own illegitimate child..."

"Zhongzi, you don't have to blame yourself. I am a free fox. I can't be trapped here for too long. A free heart should not be hindered by reasons."

Looking upward, it seemed as if I had penetrated the clouds, space, and time, and saw the scene described by Baryon when the treasure was lost.

The evil god was wrapped in the power of thunder, with a special lightning glowing in his pupils. The seated warrior drew his sword, releasing a bright blade light, and used his powerful force to leave behind the precious ancient recipe that had stood the test of time.

Next to the oppressed chef, there was a delicious roast chicken made according to an ancient recipe, with a nectar-like fragrance flowing over it, and the rising white mist looked like white clouds in the sky.

Just one bite and you can experience the feeling of becoming an immortal.

The attendant god Yingsai raised the corner of his mouth.

"I will take back the lost treasure of your ancestors. Even the so-called gods and the bravest warriors under her command cannot hinder the steps of my servant Sakurasai!"

Suddenly, there was a loud thunder in the sky, and purple light tore through the clouds, taking root in the clouds like a cherry tree, and descending along with the gift from the sky.

After the thunder, there is the sound of rain.

The sound of water drops fell, obscuring the white fox's departing figure.

"Ha, are you drooling because of greed?"

Seeing a puddle of water on the floor tiles, the woman chuckled, lifted a strand of cherry hair with her fingertips, and closed the open wooden door without getting out of bed.

She clapped her hands together and said, "I have been planning for four years and it has finally worked. It is so easy to fool little foxes."

Lying on her side with her fingers under her chin and her soft fur tail brushing on the bed, 'Zhongzi', who had transformed into a pink vixen, frowned slightly and murmured sadly.

"It's just that it's a bit sad that the little fox has become such an easy target to be toyed with. He doesn't have the demeanor of a senior at all."

"I guess he doesn't dare to imagine now that his predecessors, when he was young, could easily see through the trick and play tricks on the stupid guy. Hehe~"

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"yawn!"

"What a bad start! I won't catch a cold, will I?"

After walking out of the village in a heroic manner, the white fox hurriedly ran to a tree hole to shelter from the rain, shook off the water on its fur, and stared at the green leaves outside in a trance as they were being soaked by the rain.

After a long time, the attendant god Yingsai sighed.

"It's hard to light a fire in this weather."

He also wanted to see whether this so-called Eye of God lived up to its nickname - [External Magic Organ].

Although it feels a little hard to the touch, it is definitely like people in the past had not discovered that insects can be fried and taste good, and had not found a suitable cooking method.