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Chapter 6 Huangshan Cemetery「5」
"Hiss...I'm fine!"
The capitalist stood up, rubbing the back of his head. Looking at the blind box that was about to be dug out, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious. He couldn't let the white demon find out!
He pretended to be angry and said, "White Demon, how did you guard the cemetery? Didn't you see someone digging graves? If I hadn't come to stop them, how could you have been knocked unconscious!"
White demon: “…”
If I hadn’t seen you open the blind box with my own eyes, I would have been fooled by you!
He lowered his head in fear:
"I'm sorry, boss. I was careless!"
The capitalist waved his hand, "Forget it this time, but be careful next time! Go find the gravedigger! I vaguely saw him running towards the reception room!"
Bai Yao just said, "I'll chase him now," and then secretly returned to the security room.
"Hey, hey! Let me see how you report to Lao Deng today!"
Bai Yao put his legs on the table and looked happily at the capitalist who continued to open the blind boxes.
[This is a clever trick! ]
[I wonder if the president of the Yaro Society will be so angry that he will die. His subordinates can't even do such a thing! ]
[My wife’s beautiful legs, hehe…]
[The above, your focus seems to be wrong! ]
【…】
soon.
The capitalist dug out the skeleton, put it into a sack, and immediately left the cemetery and ran down the mountain.
When Bai Yao saw that the surveillance camera could not capture him, he thought about checking other surveillance cameras, but he did not expect that the power went out at this moment!
The room suddenly became dark, and a chill gradually began to brew.
The white demon looked indifferent:
"Looks like there's a power outage. Let's go out and see what's wrong with the switch! The anchor worked as an electrician before entering the Hell Game. Check the circuit and it should be fine!"
Bai Yao left the security room with a flashlight.
As soon as he stepped out of the door, a biting chill hit him in the face, and Bai Yao couldn't help but shiver.
"Family members, please be careful, there may be high energy in a moment, be careful not to get scared!"
[Wow, honey, this is true. I am crying my ass off! ]
[Even though he is in this state, he still cares about us! ]
[Wife flies bravely, husband will always be with her! 】
【That’s my wife! 】
【Your wife is awesome! 】
【…】
The closer we got to the circuit room, the colder it became.
"Damn it, I'm a Chinese rural cat, not a Norwegian Forest Cat! I can't stand the cold!"
Bai Yao was shivering from the cold. He finally arrived at the distribution room and after confirming that the circuit breaker had simply tripped, he pulled up the switch.
"Okay, okay, let's go, I'm freezing!"
Bai Yao rubbed his hands and just turned around, he suddenly found something wrong.
But he couldn't put his finger on it, but something had changed...
Bai Yao narrowed his eyes slightly and just stood there observing.
Suddenly, his eyes focused on the black and white photo on the tombstone!
"Fuck! Isn't that the dog licker from the daytime?"
Bai Yao then discovered that all the black and white photos on the tombstones had turned into photos of the dog bootlicker during the day.
"Alright, alright! Not only are you a bootlicker, but you're also occupying other people's houses. Do you really think we, the property management company, are here to do nothing?"
The white demon followed the stone road and found the real tombstone of the dog licker.
at this time.
The face in the photo was extremely gloomy, and the resentment in the eyes was almost overflowing!
The white demon stepped on the black and white photo, his eyes filled with contempt:
"No, buddy, you're not happy when I say a few words to you?"
"You are the king in poker, you stand guard in front of McDonald, you are the craziest in Gotham City, the digital baby clown king! And you, my friend, you are the real joker!"
The black and white photo under Bai Yao's feet suddenly cracked, and Bai Yao was stunned.
"Oh no! Did I say too much? His defense is broken!"
[It's more than just exaggeration. I almost cried just listening to it! ]
[Stop scolding me, stop scolding me! I am really broken! ]
[No, there really are such lickers in real life? Wait, I won’t say anymore, Xiaomei asked me to buy supper for her and her boyfriend. ]
[You said you are not a bootlicker? Wait, my girlfriend's bootlicker bought us a midnight snack. I will scold you after I finish eating! ]
[I think I discovered something incredible...]
【…】
Just as netizens were discussing the dog-licking, a gloomy and angry roar sounded from behind the white demon:
"I'm not a bootlicker!"
As soon as the white demon turned his head to look, a claw pierced his heart!
"Ho...ho..."
A low growl continued to emanate from his strange throat, and he murmured:
"I'm not a bootlicker, I'm not! Xiaoli likes me, but she's shy and won't admit it! It's because I'm timid and don't dare to confess my feelings, so she asked someone to play her boyfriend, just to stimulate me to confess my feelings! She just wanted to come and see me, she didn't know the brakes were broken, even though she hit me to death, but she came to see me three years ago, and she has me in her heart..."
White demon: “…”
Netizen: "..."
It would be fine if you said this to others, but why did you deceive yourself?
Isn’t this guy’s self-PUA a bit too outrageous?
This made Bai Yao think of the so-called Four Heavenly Kings of Success Studies!
The king of soha, the king of applause, the king of RVs, the king of madness!
If this weirdo were alive in the world, wouldn't he be the fifth heavenly king?
Bai Yao suddenly fell silent. This guy, I'm afraid he should be called the dog-licking king...
"Uh... buddy, what flowers did your Xiaoli bring when she came to see you three years ago?"
Guiyi didn't realize that Bai Yao was not dead, and subconsciously replied: "Foxglove, what's wrong?"
Bai Yao put one hand in his pocket, walked unsteadily to Guiyi, and patted his shoulder:
"The flower language of foxglove has three meanings: secret love, hypocrisy, and deception! Which one do you think it is?"
Weirdly frowned and said impatiently:
"Of course it's a secret crush! Otherwise wouldn't that be hypocritical and deceptive?"
White demon: “…”
This child is hopeless!
"Wait! Didn't I kill you? How did you come back to life?"
Guiyi finally reacted and looked at Bai Yao with disbelief!
Bai Yao spread his hands, his tone was very relaxed and casual: "You killing me doesn't mean I will die!"
[Fuck! The inequality is solved instantly! ]
【With the formula, it is faster to solve the problem! 】
[Losing the game of hell ≠ I am going to die! 】
【…】
I was so confused, what the hell is this?!
"Go to hell!"
Guiyi shook his head, roared, and stabbed a claw into the white monster's slender neck.
But the next moment, a white light flashed, and the white demon was resurrected again.
Weird: ヽ(`д′)ノ
No!
How come it really can’t be killed!
Weird and unbelievable!
But a few minutes later,
He believed it...
This guy is really unkillable!
"Forget it, let's go!"
Guiyi withdrew his power and the temperature around him gradually returned to normal.
If he can’t even kill it, why would he keep the white demon?
Stay for dinner?
He returned to his own grave. When he thought of Xiaoli coming to see him three years ago, the smile in the black and white photo became increasingly rampant.
White demon: “…”
That's it!
Every trick has its own destiny!
The white demon ignored him.
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