Comprehensive film and television: Extreme reversal and inevitable death

With Gu Tingye and Yao Yiyi taking the lead, news soon came one after another in Bianjing City about so-and-so's family giving birth to a child today, and so-and-so's family having no good karma, so they gave birth to a blue-gray devil and ruined the rest of their lives.

But no matter whether it was the devil or the immortal who gave the child, for the men who were experiencing childbirth for the first time, it was a hearty torture and torment.

Needless to say, those who gave birth to cement babies will have to spend the rest of their lives surrounded by shit, piss and fart.

The men who gave birth to normal children also felt bad, although the kind-hearted fairy Xiao Qin considerately transformed their leather swallows, making them more resilient and stretchable.

But even so, these men still suffered more or less during the production process.

Not to mention the tearing of the lower body, it is a suffering that most women have experienced, and they naturally cannot escape it.

The bone dislocation and postpartum recovery alone are enough to make them shiver in bed for another half a year.

In the past, it was always this group of high-handed men who mocked the weakness of women after giving birth, saying that they were being pretentious. But now that it has really happened to them, they are really being pretentious!

Now that you've given birth to a child, you can't just ignore it, right?

When a child is born, he must drink milk, right? Only when he is full will he have the strength to grow.

So, welcome the arrival of the breastfeeding period obediently, men who have nothing to do but grow breasts!

It's time for you to experience the pain of being a mother during breastfeeding. How can they not feel the pain of secreting milk day and night, the pain of turning purple and the breasts being as hard as stones?

Moreover, the evil-minded Xiao Qinshi never allowed the rich men to escape their responsibilities as fathers. None of the men who successfully gave birth to normal children could escape the necessity of breastfeeding their children themselves.

Because these children would not drink milk from outsiders, they only wanted to drink milk from their own father.

No one can escape, hahahahaha.

With restless sleep every night and all kinds of physical discomfort and pain, no matter how ambitious the men are, they have to temporarily succumb to the torture of reality and children.

The women, on the other hand, gloated over the misfortune and ran out of the house early on the pretext of "work".

If the men in their family come to them for help, the women will bring up what the men have said before, such as:

"Of course you have to take care of the child you give birth to."

"The child only sticks to you, what can I do?"

"If I don't go out to earn money to support the family, you two will have nothing to do but starve."

"I'm already very tired from work every day. What's wrong with you taking care of a child at home? Can you please stop making me worry?"

...and there are countless examples like this.

However, these words were clearly spoken by these men themselves in the past, but now it was their turn to hear them with their own ears, and they all felt as if the sky had fallen. They all turned into resentful men in the boudoir, crying and wiping tears all day long.

Some men are more resourceful and try to seek external help by complaining to their mothers.

But the old women have just felt sorry for their sons’ suffering, and the next step they will frown and blame them for crying all day long. In time, their milk will become bitter and sour, and the children will not like to eat and grow up weak. Then it will be all the fault of you fathers!

The spit that once fell on the women now turned into steel needles and pierced the men's bodies.

The so-called "motherhood" catalyzed by hormones is a terrible thing. Even if men complain repeatedly at the beginning, after spending a long time with their children, they seem to have accepted their fate and stay at home obediently to do the chores of raising children.

During this period, there were men whose maternal radiance was not so strong and tried to return to the workplace, but the various postpartum problems eventually forced them back into the mansion one by one.

This is the case for young men giving birth, not to mention older men.

Many of those pedantic scholars who used to love gossiping and commenting on women died on the delivery beds this time.

Let’s see who dares to say in the future: “It’s no big deal for a woman to give birth to a child.”

For example, Emperor Zhao Zongquan was already very old, and he suffered even more during childbirth. It is said that his bones have not been fully repositioned until now, and he rarely gets out of bed.

In this way, all power of the government was naturally concentrated in the hands of the Queen Mother.

What, you’re asking Zhao Ceying?

Not to mention, this young and energetic prince, who was once favored by both the court and the public, had just come out of confinement not long ago. With the lucky hope that "it is impossible for the immortals to always keep an eye on the mortal world to grant children", he summoned his maid.

Then, she got pregnant with her second child.

With this noble man's personal demonstration, the men actually behaved themselves for a while, but only for a while.

Soon, some smart people turned their attention to Nanfeng Pavilion.

They thought: Since we can’t do it with women, it should be okay to do it with men, right?

Turns out, something happened.

Not only is there something wrong, but it’s a big problem!

After doing it once, both men got pregnant. Isn't that definitely exciting enough?

The men who are once again pregnant are becoming cowards, but the mothers who are seeing their cash cows about to bear fruit are not happy about this.

Now everyone in the city knows that the children given by the immortals cannot be aborted. They don't want to raise a pregnant man who can't make money!

Therefore, during that period of time afterwards, whenever a young prostitute became pregnant, one could see the madam of Nanfeng Pavilion leading the sisters to the homes of the dignitaries to ask for an explanation.

You ask mothers how they determine whose child the boy is pregnant with?

This is all nonsense. Those who do this business have long been familiar faces to the dignitaries in Bianliang City.

Besides, there aren’t many men who get pregnant with a second child nowadays, so isn’t it a sure thing?

Being surrounded in such a blatant manner by these women who had never been taken seriously by men in the past, the men who made the same mistake that all men in the world would make instantly lost face for their ancestors.

After all this commotion, in the end, the women who worked away from home had to rush back and take those pregnant young prostitutes as concubines for their husbands.

But now there are men and women mixed in the backyard. Seeing the male host's increasingly submissive attitude when facing the gloomy female host, no one can tell whose concubines these male concubines will become in the future.

After all, isn't the competition for favor among men more interesting than the domestic fights among women in the storybooks?