Genshin Impact: The General's Fox Fairy Husband

In order to avoid getting drunk, Yae Miko and Lei Yingdian fell asleep

Diving into the hot spring, Lei Dianying might be fine, but as for the pink-haired fox, well, it's hard to say.

(Inazuma Daily: Shocking news - the chief priest of Narujin Taisha Shrine fainted in his own hot spring resort...)

Bai Ran called on the travelers who were not yet drunk and asked them to help him throw Yae Shenzi and Lei Dianying into the space channel he had just constructed.

The destination is naturally Narujin Taisha Shrine.

As for why not return to the castle tower?

I've said it before, the house is full of someone's hero fragments, and Bai Ran can't sleep without cleaning it up.

Besides, the general hasn't visited the shrine for a long time.

I can also go and check on the magical cherry blossom seeds I planted before. I don’t know if they have sprouted.

"Bai Ran, is your space channel reliable?"

Although I can also use the teleportation anchor point, I am alone when I teleport, and at most I can bring Paimon with me.

Now that so many people are entering the space channel at the same time, is it really okay?

"Don't worry, traveler. Nothing will go wrong."

One God, Two Gods

Even if I am caught in the turbulence of space

Don't be afraid, just hold on to Lei Dianzi's divine body and wait for death.

……

After a few minutes

Several people appeared in Mingjin Taisha

Seeing the guy suddenly break in

The shrine maiden ran out immediately, wanting to say: The shrine is a sacred place, do not disturb it.

Then I saw the Palace Master lying on the ground, hugging the General.

Shrine maiden: I'm sorry, I didn't see anything, I really didn't see anything.

From the perspective of the "Murakami Group" (What, Ming is Mingshio's Ming, Shen is the Shen of Genshin! You are suspected of being disloyal to Mihoyo.)

Yae Shinko will definitely take the initiative to hug her god

But judging from the traces at the scene, it was Lei Dianying who took action first.

However, the person involved was hugging Yae Shinto, kissing him and saying: Xiaobai, why do you smell so much of alcohol? Did you drink too?

Let's see, Yae Kamiko is obviously the "childhood sweetheart" in the light novel (poor childhood sweetheart is no match for the white moonlight that fell from the sky, wuwuwuwu, so pitiful)

Although I enjoyed it physically, I was disappointed mentally.

However, Lord Yaejinko didn't care about this.

Because from the mouth of the pink-haired fox fairy, these words were also heard: Bai Ran, why do you smell so sweet? You smell the same as Aying.

Bai Ran: You two, you are invincible.

……

after awhile

Yaejinko, who had a better alcohol tolerance, sobered up a little.

I got up from the ground in a daze.

Maybe I feel a little hungry.

He said directly to Bai Ran and the traveler in front of him:

"Hey, I have a secret dish here. Wait, Ah Ying, I'll make it for you right away."

Looking at the pink fox that can't even walk steadily

Bai Ran quickly helped her to the kitchen

Judging from the situation, if I don't keep an eye on her, she might get too excited and jump into the pot.

Finally got into the kitchen

Maybe he mistook the white-haired fox fairy next to him for a white trash can.

"Ugh~"

Spit directly on Bai Ran

(I don’t think anyone would come here and say something outrageous like what Uzumaki said.)

"Son of God, Amenos..."

If this scumbag fox couldn't even walk steadily, it would be obvious that he was drunk.

Bai Ran really began to doubt whether this woman did it on purpose.

Walking into the kitchen, Yae Shinko has a clear goal

That is to start looking for ingredients - Miss Fox's treasured fried tofu.

"Hey, where's my fried tofu?"

After searching through several cabinets, Yae Shinko couldn't find even a piece of fried tofu.

"Oh, now I remember, it was all Bai Ran's fault. He ate up all the fried tofu I left in the kitchen.

Really, I won’t do it then.”

You said Yae Kamiko can cook, right? She can make braised fried tofu, grilled fried tofu, fried tofu, fried tofu udon noodles, fried tofu wrapped in meat, etc.

But you said she can cook, right? Why doesn't she allow fried tofu? Then she can't cook anymore.

"That bastard Bai Ran is so despicable that he ate all my fried tofu.

If he does this again next time, I will eat him."

After saying this, Yae Shinko fell to the ground again.

Yae Shinko: This water of life is quite powerful.

Look at the pink-haired fox fairy lying on the ground, and then look at her fox tail that was exposed intentionally or unintentionally.

Bai Ran looked around

Bai Ran: This is a godsend opportunity. My choice is to cook.

(Yae Shenzi: Bastard, you don’t even understand this. I look down on you, Bai Ran.

Bai Ran: Uh, I’m not interested in picking up corpses in bars.

Yae Shinko: No means no, don’t make excuses.

Bai Ran: ???

Disconnected

The Inazuma Security Department reminds you: The Internet is not a lawless place, please be careful in what you say and do.

(Regarding whether Yae Kamiko should be the heroine, please vote. If you want Yae Kamiko to be the heroine, please give 1, if you want Lei Dianying to be the heroine, please give 2, if you want both Yae Kamiko and Lei Dianying to be the heroines, please give 3, and I think Yingmei is still charming, please give 4)

……

Lei movie sobered up pretty quickly

Cooked a few dishes in Bai Ran

When the aroma drifts from the kitchen to the threshold of the shrine

Smelling this unique scent in his memory, Lei Dianying almost woke up subconsciously.

Of course, it is also possible that the puppet general smelled the fragrance, popped out the big name of Lei Movie, and prepared to eat and drink for free.

"What does this smell like? It smells so good."

Paimeng felt that the last time he smelled the fragrance of this kind of food was when Chef Xiangling cooked it herself in Liyue Wanmin Hall.

“Do you smell it, traveler?”

Paimon pulled at the corner of Ying's clothes.

"I smell it, it's really fragrant. Is this the food made by Yae Shinko? I remember the fried tofu ramen I ate last time didn't have such a fragrant smell."

The Son of God also cooked for me last time.

The taste is pretty good though.

But this rich fragrance can only be said to be a unique skill for Inazuma, who has no technology and hard work.

(Bai Ran: A chef of Inazuma’s national banquet level, his achievements can be checked, and he has to cook for Inazuma’s gods since he was a child.)

"Paimon, let's go see if the Son of God needs any help."

I'm not greedy. At most I'll help the chef try the taste.

Besides, General Inazuma is here.

As a king, isn't it reasonable for him to help her taste the food before eating?

……

In the kitchen

“Brother, you smell great.

No, this smell is the scent of pigeons."

Smelling something delicious, Yae Shinko almost woke up

For some reason, Yae Shinko was a little disappointed that his butt didn't feel any pain.

Yae Kamiko: I didn't expect that I, Miyaji, would also become the image of a bad woman in the light novel. No, Miyaji is a bad woman. What does this have to do with me, the editor-in-chief Yaedou?

"Son of God, you're awake, come and help me serve the dishes."

Bai Ran pointed to the dishes that had just been prepared.

"Okay, Chef Bai Ran."

This aroma, especially this golden crab.

The unique traditional Liyue cooking method is not necessarily available even in Liyue.

Who would have thought that a fox fairy from Inazuma, Liyuecai could cook it so authentically.

Bai Ran: If I count a few generations ago, maybe I was once a fairy beast of Liyue.

……