Siheyuan: Walking the Path of Qin Huairu
Chapter 160 Come Back Come Back
As soon as Xu Huizhen entered the courtyard, she heard Jia Zhang cursing in the street. She didn't know who had offended her. Some people said that whether the courtyard was in a mess or not was decided by Jia Zhang. This Jia Zhang was indeed a troublemaker.
The old shrew's triangular eyes turned, and when she saw Xu Huizhen coming back, she immediately cursed: "Some people are just rich but unkind, like the landlords in the old society, who eat and drink well at home but don't know how to help their poor neighbors. Old Jia, this life is unbearable, you should come back and take a look at these black-hearted and rotten-lung things..."
As soon as Xu Huizhen heard it, she knew that the old woman was making a sarcastic remark about her family, but since she didn't mention any names, she didn't want to go up and ask for trouble.
Then she suddenly had an idea and shouted, "Children in the front and back yards, come out. I'm going to give everyone candy."
When they heard that there was candy, a group of children gathered in the courtyard. Even Xu Damao came to join in the fun: "Sister-in-law, do you have any candy for me?"
Xu Huizhen: "Yes, you are younger than me. If you are younger than me, you have one." Wow, about fifteen or sixteen people came. The oldest looked like Xu Damao, and the youngest could just walk. He was sucking his fingers, drooling, and looking at Xu Huizhen eagerly.
Xu Huizhen said, "Listen carefully, everyone. I will teach you to sing two lines. Whoever learns it will get four candies as a reward. Come on, come on, I will give one to each person to encourage everyone's enthusiasm. Everyone, please do your best."
As he spoke, he gave everyone a piece of candy. Even Xu Damao and Bang Geng came up to receive a piece of candy.
Xu Huizhen began to sing with deep emotion: "Come back..., come back...Old Jia who has been wandering around the world... sing!"
It was the song that was sung by the mixed-race kid from Taiwan Island several years later and became popular all over the country.
The children sang in unison: "Come back..., come back... Old Jia who has been wandering around the world..." What's wrong with singing a song to get a reward? It doesn't cost a lot of meat.
Banggeng is six years old this year, and he sang along without knowing why. Xu Damao sang the loudest, and he smiled playfully while singing.
Xu Huizhen continued to teach: "Come back..., come back..., wandering old Jia..."
The children sang in chorus: "Come back... Come back... Old Jia, who has been wandering around..."
Xu Huizhen: "Okay, you sang very well! Let's continue..."
Jia Zhang was stunned when she heard this. Are you stealing my words? Old Jia is my old Jia, why are you still calling him that?
Jia Zhang, who had reacted, was furious and shouted, "Xu Huizhen, do you think you can call Old Jia?"
Xu Huizhen stared at him with innocent eyes and said, "I didn't call out your family's Lao Jia! I sang about my hometown. You know what hometown is, right? It's terrible to be uneducated! Just because your family's surname is Jia, we can't say the word Jia, right? Don't you agree?"
Everyone answered in unison: "Yes! Hahaha." The children haven't received the candy yet, so of course they follow Xu Huizhen's lead and show their support!
Xu Huizhen smiled and continued to sing: "Come back... Come back... Old Jia who has been wandering around..."
Bang Geng didn't understand what was going on, so he sang along. Xu Damao laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he covered his stomach and laughed like a hen: Cluck, cl ...
Xu Huizhen criticized seriously: "Xu Damao, if you don't sing well, you won't get any candy."
The onlookers also laughed, and for a moment, unprecedented laughter could be heard in the courtyard.
Yi Zhonghai could no longer sit still when he saw this. He walked out and said righteously, "Come on, Xu Huizhen! Jia's sister-in-law is an elder, you have to respect the elders and don't make fun of them."
Damn! Here comes another one pretending to be an elder!
Xu Huizhen: "Uncle, we are singing. It is good for physical and mental health to liven up the spare time in the yard. Why are you talking about respecting elders? You are really a bullshitter."
The children were eagerly waiting for the four candies, but an old man came out to interrupt them, which spoiled their fun.
The older ones didn't dare to speak, but the younger ones were not happy and echoed: "Uncle, we are learning to sing, please stop talking nonsense here."
The old man was so angry at these naughty kids that he was fuming and glaring at them, but he couldn't do anything about these kids who didn't understand what people were saying. He had no choice but to ask the adults in each family to take the children back home.
Some parents were not happy about this and said, "Uncle, what have the children done wrong? We just want to have fun, why is that not okay?"
Jia Zhang: "These uneducated things, they call my old Jia."
The children argued: "We are not calling out your Lao Jia! We are singing about our hometown. You are so uneducated!" This caused another round of laughter, and some people laughed until tears came out.
Xu Damao wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Haha, sister-in-law, you are so talented! You are good at treating all kinds of dissatisfaction."
Xu Huizhen: "No, as soon as I entered the yard, I heard someone cursing and swearing. It was very uncivilized. It made me lose my appetite. Uncle, the atmosphere in our yard is not good, and you, as an uncle, should be held primarily responsible. But listen to the innocent singing of these children, which is more melodious than that of the lark. It makes people feel relaxed and happy, and they can even eat an extra steamed bun in the evening. We are promoting civilization and setting a new trend! Isn't that right, children?"
Everyone said in unison: "Yes! Promote civility and set a new trend! Hahaha."
Xu Huizhen said, "Everyone performed very well today. Go back and practice hard. If you need us, please continue singing. Come, I will give you some candy."
Xu Damao was the supporting actor. He said with a playful smile: "Sister-in-law, I performed the best. Can you give me an extra candy as a reward?"
Yan Jiekuang from the Third Uncle's family retorted: "Come on, Brother Damao! You are laughing like a hen, and people who don't know would think you laid an egg!"
The onlookers said: "Xu Damao is a rooster. He can't lay eggs, he can only crow. Haha."
Such a good show ended like this. Yan Jiekuang walked home while singing: "Come back, come back...Old Jia who has been wandering around the world..."
He needs to review carefully and be prepared at all times. In case his sister-in-law needs him to play next time, he must obey her instructions.
After Xu Huizhen walked into the house, she heard the beautiful mechanical voice of the system: "The system has issued a new task. Drive Jia Zhang out of the courtyard and restore peace and order to the courtyard. The system rewards the telekinesis function. Objects within five meters can be collected into the space with the mind."
This feature is great and must be obtained. However, it requires careful planning and striving for success in one fell swoop.
After Yi Zhonghai returned home, he stared at the He family's house in a daze. An aunt asked, "Old Yi, what are you looking at?"
Yi Zhonghai said thoughtfully: "I think the wife that Sha Zhu found is no ordinary one." Yi Zhonghai felt a sense of crisis in his heart. It would be difficult for him to control everything in this courtyard in the future.
Jia Zhang was complaining to her son and daughter-in-law at home. "You two useless things, my mother was bullied outside, and you didn't even go out to help?"
Jia Dongxu frowned and said, "Mom, can you be quieter in the future and stop making indirect accusations in the yard? Do you think you can take advantage of her? Xu Hui is really as cunning as a sieve, and we can't beat her."
Qin Huairu has no job and does not earn money, so she has no status at home. She also does not speak and plays dumb.
The next morning, Xu Damao went to work. When he walked to the middle courtyard, he couldn't help singing: "Come back..., come back..."
Countless voices continued to sing: "Old Jia who wanders around the world..." These naughty kids are not good at learning anything serious, but they can learn all kinds of messes at once.
Jia Zhang was so angry that she chased Xu Damao with a broom. Xu Damao spread his long legs and ran away.
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