[Curse Return] How can a sorcerer not be crazy?

Chapter 22 Can I kiss both of them at the same time?

the other side.

Gojo Satoru knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Hey idiot, remember to bring clothes when you take a shower next time."

No one answered.

He knocked again, but after two minutes, there was still no response, so he reached out and pushed open the bathroom door.

The bathroom was filled with steam. The girl's head was resting on the edge of the bathtub. Her long black hair was soaked and floating in the water like seaweed.

Fluffy, dense white foam piled up on the water's surface, with only a vague hint of a clavicle visible.

The exposed skin was as white and glowing as if it was covered with a layer of pearl powder.

She seemed to have fallen asleep in the bathtub.

Gojo Satoru was stunned for a few breaths, but soon he came to his senses, and with his body stiffened, he put his clean pajamas on the clothes hanger on the side.

It's time to go.

"But she's already asleep."

She might wake up soon.

"But she's already asleep."

Will she be mad if she sees me here?

"But she's already asleep."

"Click." The bathroom door closed.

He didn't go out, but closed the door.

The girl lying in the bathtub opened her eyes, and her fair cheeks were reddened by the steam.

She seemed to be awakened, and her voice was filled with careless temptation: "Do you want to come in?"

Gojo Satoru reached out and covered his forehead.

After a while, he murmured softly: "Although I really want to accept this invitation."

A pale blue halo lingered on the fingertips, and the next moment, it shot towards somewhere.

"boom--"

"It's a pity that she wouldn't say that to me."

The body of the first-level cursed spirit Dream Tapir was blown into several pieces. Amidst the thick smoke, Gojo Satoru saw Geto Suguru's face full of regret.

"I originally wanted to tame it. Isn't it interesting to be able to make people fall into a sweet dream?"

Geto Suguru discovered the flaw in the dream earlier than Gojo Satoru and escaped from it.

Just as he was about to launch the cursed spirit manipulation technique, the Nightmare Tapir was chopped into eight pieces by the opponent's "Cang" attack.

“Useless ability.”

Gojo Satoru didn't want to be questioned about the dream, so he coughed and said, "Who knew it was so vulnerable?"

"Let's go, Pokémon Master. I'll save something better for you next time."

When the two of them walked out of the amusement park gate, Huai Liang had already slipped into the car and was waiting for a while.

She rolled down the window and waved at them: "Hey, why are you taking so long?"

"Come on, I'm starving."

Gojo Satoru and Getsu Jetton were shocked when they suddenly saw the heroine in their dream.

The two men, feeling extremely guilty, looked up at the sky and the ground respectively, neither of them looked at the real owner.

Huailiang narrowed his eyes: "Why, did you do something to offend me?"

The two of them answered in unison, "No!"

Huailiang was even more suspicious, but at this moment, his stomach was acting like an empty city plan, so he was too lazy to argue with the two DKs who were holding back evil: "Hurry up and get in the car. I'm starving."

……

"Hello, welcome to USHIGORO S. Are there three guests in total?"

The clerk standing at the door of the charcoal grilled wagyu restaurant smiled and said, "Today is my boss' wedding anniversary. If couples kiss and check in, all dishes can be discounted by 7%~"

"Oh, there is an unexpected gain, what a good day."

Gojo Satoru pointed at the two people beside him and asked cheerfully, "Then can I kiss him first and then kiss her? Will it be a discount?"

The saleslady's smile froze.

"what?"

Xia Youjie looked embarrassed and annoyed. He lowered his voice and growled, "Hey, what idiotic words are you talking about!"

Huailiang thought this was a good opportunity to try both of them at once.

You know, since the last chaotic kiss in the hospital, there has been no scene that triggers major events in the future.

God knows, if these two people were not very powerful, and if they just rushed up and forcefully kissed her, it would easily destroy their character and then they would be beaten, she would have taken action long ago.

Why do we have to choose one person and then take our time?

She touched her chin and volunteered, "How about I kiss both of you separately? That's fine too. The more money I can save, the better."

Xia Youjie is about to collapse. Why does another person come to cause trouble?

Unable to withstand the clerk's look of "your circle is so messy", he forced the two people who were making trouble to move behind him.

He said to the clerk with a fake smile, "We are not a couple, so we will just use the normal price."

After entering the private room, the restaurant waiter began to serve the dishes according to the ordered individual menu.

From raw Wagyu beef to thick-cut beef tongue, grilled beef belly, fried beef, Chateaubriand beef... plates of exquisite dishes are placed on the table in strict accordance with the order of eating.

Xia Youjie pushed a plate of beautifully textured beef belly towards Huai Liang: "Liang-san seems to like this, let's try more."

Gojo Satoru stuffed the Sukiyaki beef covered with raw egg liquid into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it: "Jay, you are too caring."

He still couldn't understand that the sourness that surged from his chest was caused by jealousy, and he just subconsciously stretched out his chopsticks and wanted to pick up a piece for Huailiang.

But when his chopsticks were halfway in the air, he changed his mind, picked up a piece of meat, turned around and stuffed it into his mouth: "I like to eat beef belly, too."

Xia Youjie has long been accustomed to his friend's childish behavior: "Don't grab it."

He took another piece of meat and put it on the other person's plate. "That's enough."

Gojo Satoru stretched out his arms and hugged the other's neck: "Jie! Jie, you are the best!"

Huailiang picked up a piece of beef belly for himself, savoring the delicious taste of the gravy in his mouth, and sighed with satisfaction: "It's great, I almost ate you two."

Upon hearing this, the two DKs instantly jumped away and retched at each other in disgust.

"What do you think? Should we file a report to the higher-ups and ask them to approve some benefits like spell tools?"

Huailiang knew that in the deepest part of the Gaozhuanjiku, there was a road leading to the Hongxing Palace where Tianyuan was located, and he wanted to find out some related information.

For some reason, she cared a lot about Tianyuan's existence.

"Ryo-san, isn't your dagger a special-grade cursed tool? It's useless to take more. The people in the general office are very stingy."

Gojo Satoru chewed on a juicy white truffle wagyu sandwich. "As for me and Jie, we don't need to use cursed tools, so we don't have to worry about the failure of Tianyuan assimilation."

Xia Youjie also made a gesture to relax: "We have collected almost all the information about the Q Organization and the Panxing Sect. They are just a bunch of small fry. There is no need to be so cautious."

After he finished speaking, he turned to Gojo Satoru and said, "I have told you many times, Satoru, that we will take the astral body to see Lord Tengen. Don't call yourself Ore. It would be better to call yourself Watashi or Boku instead."

Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow: "Ah, I know."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Seeing that the two did not start the topic of Jiku, Huailiang had to change the subject for fear of exposing his true intention.

"If we can't use it, we can give it to Nanami-kun and Haibara-kun to try. It's free anyway."

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