Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong: "My name is Lingkong, and this is Paimeng."

Wendy has black hair and black eyes, and looks friendly. Lingkong is happy to be friends with him.

Wendy said meaningfully: "You two are not ordinary people. What are you doing in Mondstadt?"

Lingkong: "I'm here to travel and visit the God of Wind."

Wendy: "The Wind God hasn't appeared for a long time. I'm afraid it will be difficult for you two to see him."

Lingkong: "To be honest, my friend grew up listening to stories about the Wind God. This child particularly worships the Wind God and wants to meet him."

Paimeng: "?"

Wendy was embarrassed: "Isn't it good to let the Wind God become a legend? Why do you have to meet him? Even if you meet him, you may be disappointed, because the Wind God is no different from ordinary people."

Lingkong: "I don't know if the Wind God likes music. Can I borrow your space to play a tune?"

Wendy: "This is a public place, please go ahead."

"Sorry for the poor performance." Lingkong plucked a leaf from the green belt, and the melodious whistle sounded throughout the square.

After the song, Wendy said: "I seem to hear the wanderer's longing for his hometown. What is the name of this song?"

Lingkong: "The original scenery of my hometown. You are absolutely right."

While the two were talking, the audience had already thrown coins all over the floor.

Lingkong couldn't pick up the money as elegantly as Wendy, but he had his own way: "Paimeng, pick up the money."

Pai Meng: "Okay."

Lingkong: "Does Fengshen like this song?"

Wendy: "I don't know. Maybe I will like it."

Lingkong: "I want to give this song to the God of Wind. Paimeng, give me ten gold coins."

Pai Meng: "This is not called gold coins, this is called Mora."

"1, 2, 3..." Paimeng put the coins one by one in Lingkong's hand.

Lingkong stuffed the coins into Wendy's hand again: "This money is for me to occupy your place."

Wendy: “How can this be so embarrassing.”

Lingkong: "As I should, this is the money for my brother's drinks. As long as he is happy, hehe."

Lingkong earned some money and wanted to continue shopping, so he turned around and left.

Wendy wondered how he knew I loved drinking.

Ling Kong had no idea whether he liked to drink or not. What he said was all underworld talk. It was just a blind cat catching a dead mouse.

Pai Meng: "I want baked yogurt."

Lingkong: "That thing is so expensive, a small portion costs 8 Mora. I'll buy you a piece of bread to chew on. Bread is cheap, one Mora can buy a large piece."

Paimeng looked aggrieved: "But I want to eat baked yogurt."

Lingkong: "The sour vinegar in the roasted yogurt is just not very tasty."

Paimeng was about to cry. Lingkong laughed: "I was just kidding, it's just baked yogurt, it's not like I can't afford it."

After a while, Paimeng was eating roasted yogurt in the back, while Lingkong was pacing dejectedly in the front.

Pai Meng: "You don't want to eat this, so I won't leave it for you."

Lingkong: "We're here." After finding a barber shop, Lingkong made an impromptu decision - to get a haircut.

Since he has to wander around, he definitely won't have time to take care of his hair, so he might as well cut it off.

Lingkong pushed the door open and saw a spirited young man with braids.

Young man: "Welcome to Ah Qi's Barber Shop. I am Ah Qi, the best barber in Mondstadt. Please feel free to tell me what hairstyle you want.

Look at this most popular air bangs in Mondstadt, catfish whiskers... they are all from our store."

Ling Kong looked at the hairstyle diagram and said, "Just give me a buzz cut. I need to pay first."

Ah Qi: "No problem, 15 yuan."

Lingkong: "Paimeng, pay."

Paimeng counted them one by one: "1, 2, 3...15. These are all we have left."

As a bolt from the blue, Paimeng went bankrupt instantly and became a pauper again.

Pai Meng collapsed and said: "You're still talking about me, you can spend more money than me!"

Lingkong pretended to be surprised and said: "Is it such a coincidence? This money is indeed not limited to spending. I will think of a way to make money. I can always find a way to make money. Pay first."

The hair was cut very quickly. Lingkong touched his head and thought that Ah Qi's skills were quite good.

After leaving the store, Lingkong felt much more refreshed.

Pai Meng: "We don't have a single Mora right now. We are so poor."

Lingkong: "Yeah, we are really poor, what should we do? How about selling Paimeng?"

Pai Meng: "If you dare to sell me out, my mother will beat you."

Ling Kong smiled and said, "Forget it. The buyer will definitely ask me to return the goods because you ate too much. Then I may have to compensate for the food expenses."

Pai Meng: "I am so pissed off. I am going to break up with you. From now on, I will never talk to you again."

Lingkong: "Which restaurant should I go to for fried pork with honey sauce and carrots?"

Pai Meng: "Deer Hunter."

Lingkong: "You have a good memory, otherwise we would be hungry at noon. Deer Hunter, one more time is enough."

When they got to the Deer Hunter, Amber was waiting for them.

Lingkong: "Sorry for the wait, Miss Amber."

Lingkong pulled out a chair and sat down, helping Paimeng.

Amber: "Not long, I just got here too. Mr. Lingkong, what would you like to drink?"

Pai Meng: "Sweet pepper wine."

Lingkong: "Why should children drink alcohol? We can just drink milk."

Amber: "Ms. Sarah, three servings of fried carrots with honey sauce! Three glasses of milk."

Sarah: “Okay, wait a minute.”

Amber: "How is Mondstadt? Is it very prosperous?"

Lingkong: "It was really bustling. They sold everything. We bought baked yogurt, baked yogurt, and... baked yogurt. In short, we bought a lot of things and spent all our money."

Amber noticed that Lingkong's hair had become shorter and asked, "Mr. Lingkong, did you cut your hair?"

Lingkong: "Yeah, it cost a lot of money to get my hair cut."

Pai Meng: "15 yuan, we have no money left."

Lingkong: "I wonder if Miss Amber has any tips on how to make money?"

Amber: "There aren't many jobs in Mondstadt..."

Lingkong: "I mean, it's quick money."

Amber looked at Lingkong strangely. Many of the industries that make the fastest money are written in Mond's legal regulations. Amber doesn't want to send Lingkong to jail with her own hands.

"The fastest way to make money is to be an adventurer." Amber said, "Mr. Lingkong can go to the Adventurer's Association to take on quests."

Lingkong: "How much can you earn as an adventurer?"

Amber: "The simple ones cost a few hundred, while the dangerous ones like clearing monsters cost tens of thousands."

Lingkong's eyes lit up: "Then I'll take a risk. It's not because I'm poor, but mainly because I'm a warm-hearted person who likes to help others."

Amber: "Although Mr. Lingkong is very skilled, you still have to be careful. There are many adventurers who have died in the wild. The ways of death are also varied."

The steaks ordered by the three people were served on the table one after another.

Paimeng can only eat while standing on a chair because she is not tall enough.

She ate a whole steak with a glass of milk, and Amber was shocked and asked if she felt any discomfort.

Ling Kong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and had to explain that this was just her normal appetite.