Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Xingqiu: "Brother Ling, oh, I should call you Sword Saint."

Lingkong: "Just call me by my name. A few days ago, I went to the old site of the Guhua Sect..."

Xingqiu: “Master Huang, he didn’t have much contact with our lineage. The Rain Cutting Sword Technique… is indeed too difficult to practice. Even my master couldn’t master it. I only learned the basics.”

Lingkong: "I have an idea. If you make some improvements to the Yucai sword technique, you will probably be able to unleash 30% of its power after you master it."

Xiangling brought a dish over: "Lingkong, what are you doing here?"

Lingkong: "Of course I'm here to eat. Can't you see? Make me a spicy chili chicken."

Xiang Ling: "Stay away from Xingqiu. Xingqiu, don't play with him. He's a playboy who loves to cheat on girls."

Lingkong: "You figured this out, Xiangling. You are indeed a disciple of the immortal. You can even tell fortunes."

"You are such a shameless person." Xiangling ignored her and went about her own business.

Xingqiu said awkwardly: "Uh... don't be angry, Xiangling has no ill intentions..."

Lingkong: "It doesn't matter. Xiangling is a person of temperament. If she likes something, she likes it. If she dislikes something, she dislikes it. That's fine."

Xingqiu: "After all, my skills are too shallow to master the Guhua School's true unique skills. I have to trouble Brother Ling for this."

The two of them discussed some martial arts at the wine table, and when they were in the mood, they found a place to practice fighting.

A month passed, and it was the hottest time of summer. The sun was so scorching that Lingkong was too lazy to move. He wore shorts and a vest, enjoying the cool air in the yard of Xingqiu's house.

There is a sunshade above my head and a lounge chair below. I eat chilled watermelon in mid-air and watch Xingqiu practice swordplay.

Xingqiu kicked through the air with a water element: "Brother Ling, what do you think of my kick?"

Lingkong: "Yeah, very impressive. I heard that people in the martial arts world are fighting for swords and knives recently. What's going on?"

Xingqiu: “It is said that this weapon was used by a master from a hundred years ago, the Yin Yang Demon Lord. He was a master of magic and killed countless people.

There are two magical weapons, the Flame Sun Blade and the Frost Moon Sword. No one knows who accidentally dug up the tomb of the Yin-Yang Demon Lord.

The two magic weapons were lost in the world, and countless people died trying to get them."

Lingkong: "Who got it?"

Xingqiu: “In order to prevent the loss of lives, the Jueyun Sect took away the Frost Moon Sword, and the Demon Sect took away the Flaming Sun Blade.”

Lingkong: "They are pretty nice people."

Pai Meng: "He's a very nice person."

Xingqiu: "Actually, this matter has nothing to do with us. As long as we don't get greedy, we won't be dragged into the disputes in the martial arts world."

"Well, what does this have to do with me? Let's drink." Lingkong picked up the iced fruit wine and took a sip. It was such a hot day, and it was really refreshing to drink something ice cold.

Mei Luoxue thought so too, so she told Gao Xiang that she and Ling Kong had nothing to do with each other anymore.

Gao Xiang, as the holy son of Jueyun Sect, has an average appearance and height, and is said to be from a poor family.

But he had the halo of the Holy Son of Jueyun Sect. The more Mei Luoxue looked at him, the more she liked him. She was sure that Gao Xiang was the man she would marry in the future.

Gao Xiang: "You really broke up with Ling Kong? Why?"

Mei Luoxue: "I am the Saint of the Demon Sect, how can I marry Ling Kong? He is just an ordinary person, what qualifications does he have to marry me? I was born to marry you."

Gao Xiang felt that she was too close to him, so he distanced himself from her: "Just because of this? I won't marry a short-sighted woman."

Mei Luoxue's face changed: "As long as you are willing to marry me, I will definitely help you get the Yanyang Blade."

"You are still worried about me, you should worry about yourself. Do you think you can keep your position as the Saint? What's more, Jueyun Sect is a famous and upright sect, how could they marry a woman from the Demon Sect? Let's not mention this matter again." Gao Xiang was too lazy to pay attention to her and left.

Mei Luoxue was startled and looked around. She felt relieved only after making sure that there was no one around.

Back in the meeting room, the elders of the Demon Sect were still discussing.

Gao Xiang: "Everyone, please be quiet. I have something to tell you..."

Gao Xiang repeated the conversation just now: "I don't know who sent her to do this. If you just want to play, no matter what tricks you use, I will accept them all."

All the elders were stunned. Such a big change happened in such a short time.

The focus of the discussion now is no longer the issue of the transaction, but how to deal with Mei Luoxue, the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect.

Mei Luoxue followed her master Fang Yi to a remote room.

Fang Yi: "Tell me the truth, how much affection does Ling Kong still have for you?"

Mei Luoxue: "He may still be thinking about me. I am so pretty, he must be obsessed with me."

"..." Fang Yi: "I really didn't expect you to be so stupid. If I had known this, I would never let you become the Saint."

Mei Luoxue: "Master, I am a saint of the Demon Sect and I am as beautiful as a fairy. Shouldn't I marry the saint of a big sect?"

Fang Yi: "The Holy Son of a large sect? Which large sect do you want to marry into? If you marry into that sect, will you be considered a disciple of that sect?"

Mei Luoxue: "But that's what's written in novels. A good girl like me must marry a good boy."

Fang Yi: "Isn't Lingkong excellent?"

Mei Luoxue: "I don't want to marry that poor loser. What kind of status does he have in society?"

Fang Yi: "...The Council of Elders is considering revoking your title of Saint."

Mei Luoxue couldn't believe it: "How could this happen?"

Fang Yi: "Listen to me now, people in the martial arts world don't know that you and Ling Kong have severed their relationship.

When they all know, your last bit of usefulness will be exhausted, and then you can go to the sect and become an ordinary disciple."

Mei Luoxue knelt down in panic and begged: "Master, please, give me another chance."

"A saint as stupid as you will only lead the entire sect astray. The position of saint is no longer suitable for you." No matter how Mei Luoxue begged, Fang Yi remained unmoved.

This transaction was successful. Gao Xiang used the lost magic skill of the Demon Sect, Magic Light and Shadow, to exchange for the Flame Sun Sword.

Soon a rumor spread in the martial arts world that the Demon Sect Saint looked down on the Sword Saint and the two had broken up. The Demon Sect Saint's position was also revoked.

Since it was a rumor, it naturally became more and more outrageous. Ling Kong became a deeply infatuated good man, and Mei Luoxue became a deep-hearted green tea bitch.

People in the martial arts world joked that Ling Kong should not be a sword master, but a love master.

"I am speechless. How did I become a love saint?" Lingkong said in Keqing's office.

Keqing: "It's just a rumor anyway, so we might as well control the spread of the rumor ourselves, otherwise we don't know how it will be spread.

This story I made up is not bad, right? A passionate good man meets a scheming green tea bitch, a sadistic love story, a heart-wrenching love story.

If you tell this story to others, you will earn so many tears from young girls."