Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong touched the cat ears on her head: "There's nothing we can do about the ears. The characteristics of a monster are very obvious."

Qi Liangliang: "There is nothing I can do about it. I am still in the sub-god realm. If I could become a god, I could hide my ears and tail."

Lingkong: "I want to become a god, too. Does Qiliangliang know how to become a god?"

Qi Liangliang: "Well... let's try eating a few more people."

Lingkong: "Inazuma has plenty of people, just eat as much as you can."

Qi Liangliang: "I want to eat the people that my master feeds me."

Lingkong: "Does what I feed you taste better?"

Qiliangliang: "Well, the one the master feeds is sweeter."

Pai Meng: “I feel like the style of painting has become weird.”

As for barbers, Lingkong feels that Ah Qi’s skills are the best.

When I returned to Mondstadt again, the city gate of Mondstadt had not been repaired yet. As the war was over, the city was relatively peaceful.

There were not many pedestrians on the street, and some dried bloodstains could be vaguely seen.

There were no customers in Ah Qi's barber shop. Ah Qi saw Ling Kong and said, "Honorary Knight, I'm so happy to see you."

Lingkong: "So happy?"

Ah Qi: "I've been without business for several days because of the Daoqi people, and you're the first customer."

"I'm also very happy to see you. Mond almost lost an excellent barber. It was a close call." Lingkong said: "But this time, it's not me who wants to cut hair. I'm cutting hair for my friend."

Qiliangliang: "Meow."

Mond has already gone through a phase of war with heavy casualties and over ten thousand casualties. Those who survived have something.

Before Lingkong could talk to him for a few words, Ah Qi had already finished cutting.

Qi Liangliang looks refreshed now. Her waist-length hair has become shoulder-length hair, and she has bangs on her forehead.

After leaving the barber shop, Lingkong arrived at the Cat's Tail Tavern: "I arrived at the tavern without realizing it. Now that I'm here, let's go in and take a look."

Pai Meng: "I didn't realize it. Haha, I'm too lazy to expose you."

As soon as Lingkong came in, he saw Wendy drinking and Kelly flipping through a comic book.

Lingkong: "Keli."

When Klee heard someone calling her, she looked up and saw it was Lingkong. She ran over in surprise: "Honorary Knight Brother!"

Lingkong picked up Keli and kissed her: "Little Keli, I miss you so much."

Klee: "I miss you so much, too."

Wendy smiled and said, "Kelly has been talking about her every day these days, why don't you come to see her?"

Lingkong: "I'm done with my work, but I came to see little Keri first."

Lingkong and Qi Liangliang sat down. Wendy: "This lady doesn't seem to be human."

Lingkong: "She is a youkai from Nekomata, Inazuma's native land."

Kirara: "Hello everyone."

The surrounding environment suddenly became quiet, and the drinkers cast wary eyes.

Wendy was also a little suspicious. Mondstadt had just been massacred by the Inazuma people, and now you are bringing an Inazuma monster to parade around the city. Isn't this just attracting hatred?

"She doesn't bite." Lingkong touched her chin: "Look how cute she is. Keli can touch her ears."

Kelly: "Is it okay?"

Qi Liangliang took the initiative to move closer so that Keli could reach her ear.

Ke Li felt the temperature of Qi Liangliang's ears and said in surprise: "It is warm, it is a real ear."

Lingkong: "Just call me sister, Sister Qiliangliang."

The surrounding environment became noisy again and everyone was doing what they were doing.

Wendy: "Thank you for helping Mondstadt and saving Klee last time."

Lingkong: "Why thank you? We are all family. Mondstadt is my second hometown, my second home."

The conversation at the next table silenced them.

A: "I have decided not to believe in the wind god anymore."

B: "Why, Ke Weiqi, you have always been a faithful believer in the God of Wind."

A: "My son was killed by the Inazuma people. The gods don't care about us mortals."

B: "Oh my God, Billy told me yesterday that he wanted to believe in the wind god because he firmly believed that it was the wind god who saved him."

A: "Faith in God is not reliable at all. I will not believe in him anymore..."

Lingkong: "It's bad. The Wind God has lost a faithful believer."

Wendy smiled bitterly: "There is no other way. God can only take care of some people. It is impossible to save everyone."

Lingkong: "It's hard to be a god. No wonder the Wind God hides himself from the world."

Diona brought a bottle of cider and two wine glasses: "Here's the wine. Why are you drinking again? If you keep going like this, you'll become an alcoholic like him sooner or later."

Lingkong: "Wouldn't it be better if I could become like him?"

Diona: "You bastard!"

Lingkong stuffed two hundred Mora into her hand and said, "Thank you for your hard work. This is a tip for you."

Diona looked at Qi Liangliang and said, "I have never seen this sister before. This must be her first time here. Girls should not drink alcohol, especially with boys."

Lingkong: "Why are you so nosy? Give me back the tip."

"Hmph." Diona turned and walked away without paying any attention to him.

"Honorary Knight brother, I drew a picture to show you." Klee opened her small schoolbag and took out the painting she had drawn.

Lingkong could tell that the painting was of people, but the abstract style made it hard for him to tell who was who. Lingkong couldn't expect a child to draw well when she was just scribbling.

Klee: "This is you, this is sister Noelle, this is sister Amber, this is brother Kaia..."

Lingkong: "Well, overall, the painting is okay. Next time you can draw it in a more detailed way, it will be better."

Wendy: “The people in the painting are still alive, lucky.”

C at the next table: "Have you heard about the Knights' secret weapon?"

D: “What secret weapon?”

C: "It is said that the maid Noelle can withstand the attacks of a thousand people by herself, and a thousand people cannot defeat her. Captain Qin said that as long as the Inazuma people do not send out the Thunder God, I, Mond, will not send out Noelle."

D: “Is this true? This is too exaggerated.”

Lingkong: "Is Noelle so powerful?"

Wendy: "Everyone likes heroic stories, even if they are exaggerated... I also wrote poems to praise heroes. The blood of heroes cannot be shed in vain."

Klee: "Klee wants to be a hero, too."

Lingkong: “Klee can’t be a great hero. Klee is still young, so she can only be a small hero.”

Klee: "But Klee is not a hero yet. Brother Lingkong, let's go fight the Inazuma people."

Lingkong: "Keli, you are already a hero. Eat well, go to bed on time, don't act up and cause trouble for adults. This is a hero child."

Kelly: "But I want to go out and play."

Lingkong: "We are in a war period now, where is there any suitable place to go for fun?"

Klee: "You said you would reward me last time, but you didn't."

Lingkong: "Ahahaha, I indeed forgot about this. Okay, where does Klee want to go?"

Klee: "Clear Springs Town."