Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Jiujiaozhenwu is also a big city. Lingkong felt the charm of this city as soon as he arrived.

The prostitute on the street was so enthusiastic that she insisted on pulling him into the house to chat.

He went to the red-light district of Jiutian Zhenwu. There was also a red-light district in Inazuma City, but he had never been there.

Pai Meng: "What do these young ladies do? And these roadside shops, I don't understand what they do."

Lingkong: "These are places for serving men, girls can't go there."

Pai Meng: "Oh, is there a place to serve girls?"

Lingkong: "There is no such place."

A charming man asked: "Handsome boy, are you interested in being a gigolo?"

Lingkong: "Get lost, do I look like that kind of person?"

Pai Meng: "A cowherd is someone who herds cattle, right? It's not shameful to earn money through labor."

Lingkong: "Do you know how much of a test it is for a cowherd to be a kid? It's like squeezing a bull. Even if you bring a bull here, it won't be able to handle this."

Pai Meng: "You said something I don't understand again."

Lingkong hadn't walked far when he heard a quarrel behind him.

"I quit! You have to pay me my salary."

"According to our store rules, you will only be paid if you work for three days. Today is only the third day. How about you stick around for one more day?"

"Asshole, no matter how many days I work, you have to pay me."

"Then I can't help it. Rules are rules, and this is what we agreed on before."

"You guy!"

"Hey, you don't want to cause trouble here, do you?"

"So what if there's trouble?"

"security guard!"

Lingkong stopped walking and decided to watch the fun first.

"Why does this young man have horns on his head?" Lingkong asked, "Is he a human?"

Pai Meng: "It has horns on its head, so it's obviously not human. Is there any need to ask?"

The young man was tall, and the security guards in the male escort club were a head shorter than him, but he had no choice but to go ahead.

The four security guards were unable to take him down and were instead knocked down by him.

The tall young man tore off the madam's clothes, and the madam screamed in panic.

He took some Inazuma coins, put them in his pocket without caring how much they were, and left.

My goodness, asking for wages turned into robbery, and Lingkong didn’t care.

Pai Meng: "This guy is really barbaric, but he took back his wages, and it seems that he did nothing wrong. I don't understand."

"Honey, where are you going?" said a middle-aged woman as she got out of a car.

Youth: “I don’t do that anymore.”

Middle-aged woman: "Then you can live with me. I will give you a car and a mansion. You can spend my money as you like."

Young man: "I said, I won't do it anymore."

Middle-aged woman: "That's not what you said in bed last night. You said I was the one you loved the most."

Young man: “Didn’t you tell me to say that?”

Middle-aged woman: "Yidu, come home with me."

The young man pointed at Ling Kong who was watching the show next to him: "That man is my good brother. He is much better than me. He can keep doing it."

The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up when she saw Lingkong, a little puppy who could be fucked all the time.

Lingkong was speechless and turned away.

He found a restaurant to eat and met the young man named Yidou again.

When Yidou saw him, he sat opposite him and said, "I'm sorry, brother. I said the wrong thing last time. Alas, brother, you don't seem to be an Inazuma man."

Lingkong: "You are not either, right?"

Yidou: "Haha, I'm a ghost."

Lingkong: "Oh, then how did you become a gigolo?"

Yidou: "I didn't study well, I only had strength, and I wanted to find a comfortable job that didn't require much effort, so I ended up in a gigolo parlor by mistake.

I did it for two whole nights, having sex with more than ten women each night. Later, I found that my energy was draining away, so I decided to stop. "

Lingkong: "You didn't stop for two whole nights? I admire you. I would believe you if you said you turned into a pile driver."

Pai Meng: "What are you two talking about? I am getting more and more confused. What does it mean to have sex with more than ten women in one night?

I get it, some women like to ride bulls at night, but why do they do that? Weird."

Lingkong: "There are some things that children shouldn't know. Don't be curious or ask too many questions."

Pai Meng: "What's the big secret? Isn't it just herding cattle at night? I know it even if you don't tell me."

Yidou: "Haha, it's the cattle that can't stand it when they are herding them at night."

Yidou asked the waiter to bring more food and wine, and said familiarly: "My name is Ara Taki Yidou, an outstanding young man of the ghost tribe. What's your name, brother?"

Lingkong: "My name is Lingkong, an adventurer from Liyue."

Arata Ichito: "Adventurers are so great, but the outrageous mission requirements of the Adventurer's Association are giving me a headache. Where are you going to adventure, brother?"

Lingkong: "I plan to meet with the leader of the resistance army to see if I can delay the upcoming war."

Arata Ichito: "War is good. War gives civilians a chance to stand out. If I perform well on the battlefield, I can become a high-ranking official and a rich man. With money, I can do whatever I want and eat whatever I want. Hehe, to be honest, I am thinking of joining the army."

Lingkong: "A war will destroy many families, make many people homeless, and leave many people homeless. On the battlefield, blood will flow like a river and corpses will be everywhere.

Even if you want to get promoted and make money, how much blood will be on your hands, and how many wronged souls will haunt you, will you be able to sleep at night?"

Arata Ichito: "Fighting in the war is not a good thing. I won't join the army. At worst, I can just do some performing arts."

Two shogunate soldiers came in from outside the door: "Arotaki Ichito."

Arata Ichito: "Who called me?"

Sergeant: "You are suspected of murder. Please come with us."

Arata Ichito: "What murder? I've never killed anyone!"

Sergeant: "Don't offer any futile resistance."

Arotaki Ichito didn't want to be captured by them, so he knocked down two soldiers and was about to run away, but he ran into a witch with long green hair.

The long-haired witch used a green ribbon to tie him up: "Take him away."

Red-haired boy: "Don't be so impulsive. He may not be the murderer."

Lingkong: "Shinoin Heizo."

Shikanoin Heizo: "Ling-jun, you are here too. I didn't expect to see you here after leaving Tosaka. Do you know Aratake Ito?"

Lingkong: "Hasn't it been just five minutes since we met, and you guys caught him?"

Huang Long Yidou burst out with strength and broke free from the restraints: "I have never killed anyone!"

Before anyone could say anything, he had already rushed towards Shikanoin Heizo.

If he didn't dodge, he would definitely be knocked away by Arawaki Ichito.

Instead of retreating, Shikanoin Heizo advanced and punched directly at the vital point.

Arata Ichito fell to the ground, holding his crotch: "Just wait, I'll remember this punch."

Shikanoin Heizo: "I told you before, I'm not really going to put you in jail just because I'm asking you to be investigated. Sometimes fists are more effective."

Miko: "Humph, you just told me not to be impulsive."

Shikanoin Heizo: "Ling-jun, are you interested in solving a bizarre murder case with us?"

Paimeng: "Is it finally the turn of Detective Paimeng to appear?"

Lingkong: "Forget it, I'll go with you guys, so you don't always doubt me."