Siheyuan: Starting from the Traveling Frog

"let me!"

This voice was like heavenly music to Xu Damao. He tried hard to open his eyes and saw the person who was speaking.

Her skin was as white as snow, her eyes were watery and pitiful, and her facial features were delicate. In Xu Damao's eyes, she was even more beautiful than Zhou Xiaobai.

Could it be...she is going to give me artificial respiration!

After Xu Damao had this thought, he couldn't stop himself. He originally thought that today was destined to be a bad day.

Fish, no fish was caught, and he wanted to trick Wang Hongyuan, but in the end he suffered a loss!

But now...

He doesn't think so. If he could just have a quick encounter with the beauty in front of him...it would be so wonderful!

However, Xu Damao would never have thought that the beauty in his eyes might not be the same in the eyes of others.

"Isn't this the older girl from the Cai family? Her name seems to be Cai Xiaokui. Why is she here?"

"Who says it's not? It looks like you're here to play?"

"Hey, this girl has a hard time too. Because she's ugly, she was often ridiculed by the matchmaker and the man when she went on blind dates..."

"She's already over 30 and still hasn't gotten married. Brother Cai is so worried that his hair is turning gray!"

……

Everyone seemed to know this woman and began to talk about her.

In Wang Hongyuan's opinion, this woman is indeed not that good-looking.

He is short and stocky, his eyes are a bit cock-eyed, and his face is full of pits and dents...

However, he really didn't understand why Xu Damao, who in his impression belonged to the appearance association, was so happy.

I really don't understand what my sister is thinking...

While Wang Hongyuan was thinking, a warm feeling came from his body.

"You've got me worried sick. Don't you know that when you said you had a leg cramp and were lying there motionless, my heart was in turmoil..."

Wang Hongyuan's originally stiff body relaxed. He didn't expect that his unintentional action just now would make the person in front of him so worried!

"It won't happen next time, it won't happen next time!"

Wang Hongyuan, who had been very tough just now, was a little at a loss at this moment and said subconsciously.

"You guys, this is..."

When the third uncle saw the situation between the two, there was an ambiguous look in his eyes, and it was obvious that he had misunderstood something...

"No, nothing happened to us! Uncle, please don't misunderstand me!"

Zhou Xiaobai finally woke up from his dream, got out, and waved his hands to deny it.

However, her face, which quickly heated up and turned red, revealed her inner unrest.

On the other side, the daughter of the Cai family had already come in front of Xu Damao.

She shook Xu Damao's body and said to him, "This is my first kiss. If I give it to you, you can't reject me!"

"You're going to marry me!"

Her voice was not as rough as a girl's, but rather had a masculine air.

"Of course, of course. In fact, when I first saw you just now, I was already deeply fascinated by you."

"I never thought in my life that I would meet such a beautiful girl like you..."

After being submerged in water for a few times just now, it was obvious that some water had entered Xu Damao's brain, causing him to have hallucinations.

In Xu Damao's eyes, the daughter of the Cai family, who was originally very ordinary and even ugly, was now more beautiful than a fairy in his eyes!

Although Xu Damao's stomach was bloated and painful, he still forced himself to cheer up and said such touching love words.

vomit!

Wang Hongyuan almost vomited after hearing this. He really didn't expect that Xu Damao's love words would be so disgusting.

If you didn't know the original novel, you would know that Xu Damao later abandoned his wife and achieved his goal of promotion and wealth by reporting his father-in-law.

He might actually think that Xu Damao in front of him was a rare, infatuated man!

"Is… is it true?"

Cai Xiaokui couldn't help but have tears welling up in her eyes. She didn't know how long it had been since she heard someone say such words to her...

Tears...

"Of course it's true. If anything I said is false, I will punish you five days a week..."

In order to show his sincerity and fearing that Cai Xiaokui would go back on his word, Xu Damao stretched out his hand as if swearing.

"It's so kind of you……"

Cai Xiaokui was even more moved, she felt that she had met true love.

Although the man in front of her had a short face and looked ugly, she didn't care!

"Don't talk, kiss me..."

Xu Damao closed his eyes and looked affectionate.

Cai Xiaokui immediately leaned over, showing her teeth that had not been brushed in those years, and began...

“How touching!”

Zhou Xiaobai next to him didn't notice anything. She simply thought that Xu Damao fell in love with Cai Xiaokui at first sight!

I didn’t expect that Xu Damao looks very hateful, but he is actually a passionate man at heart!

Zhou Xiaobai thought silently, and she subconsciously looked at Wang Hongyuan beside her.

I thought to myself: This guy next to me is so stupid, how can he say such sweet words...

It was clearly a simple artificial respiration, but they turned it into the Titanic. This is really a strange thing.

"Don't keep kissing him. Pay attention to the key points of artificial respiration. Inhale...exhale...press his abdomen!"

The third uncle was watching anxiously, is this still artificial respiration?

It's changed!

As a teacher, he had some knowledge of first aid, so he was very worried about Cai Xiaokui's very irregular movements.

But Cai Xiaokui was not stupid. She knew that if she continued like this, the husband she had found with great difficulty would be killed.

He quickly corrected his movements and followed the instructions of the uncle.

Gradually, river water began to come out of Xu Damao's mouth, and his stomach became smaller and smaller and gradually became flat.

Xu Damao, who was originally happily enjoying the kiss of the "beauty", slowly felt something was wrong.

Why is there a strange taste in my mouth? The musky fragrance in the beautiful woman's mouth just now has turned into an unbearable taste.

It’s like, it’s like… bad breath from not brushing teeth in years!

The "beauty" in front of him gradually became blurred, and double images appeared in front of his eyes.

The originally skinny figure became... bloated, the oval face became a round face... the slender legs became elephant legs, and the slender waist became a bucket waist...

Xu Damao's expression gradually changed from joy to indifference, then to discomfort, and finally to panic and anger.

He couldn't bear it any longer and slapped him hard.

Everyone was stunned, wondering why Xu Damao had undergone such a transformation...