Traveling with a girl through time, starting from the courtyard house

Jiang Yang rode out of the alley. After Ah Li got the news, he immediately rushed to Jia's house and looked at the plump Jia Zhang under the beams. An anthropomorphic smile appeared on the cute cat's face.

She raised her claws, and a dark brilliance continued to condense, and finally converged into a tadpole-like insect. As her claws fell, it rushed towards the back of Jia Zhang's neck.

Jia Zhang felt a chill on her back. She put down the padded insole and scratched it, "Why is there a chill on my back? It must be that little bastard from Jiang Yang who is scolding me."

After Ahri used her skill, she instantly disappeared and entered the cattery to take a comfortable bath. The cattery was her favorite place, and she could change it at will according to her thoughts.

If Jiang Yang peeked in, he would definitely be envious. At this moment, she was lying in the bathtub, surrounded by various delicacies and snacks, and a whole peach forest. In front of her was the blue sea. It was calm and without any waves. It was like a dream. wonderland.

As Jia Zhang scratched her twice, an unpleasant smell dissipated from her body. She was full of doubts, "Where did the smell come from? Is it coming from me?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang raised her armpits, put her head over and sniffed, and said with a look on her face, "It doesn't smell much, so where does this stench come from?"

She stood up and kept looking for the source of the smell in the room. At this time, Banggeng, who had just come back from outside, rushed to the door of the house. Suddenly, a smell came over him. He braked suddenly, but unfortunately he was too fast. He staggered a few steps and fell down at home. At the door, the teeth came into close contact with the ground.

Pain hit, Banggeng ignored the pain in his mouth and yelled, "Which bastard is playing with shit in my house? Who would give birth to a son without an asshole that smells so bad! Wow~~~ Grandma, someone is bullying me."

"Who? Who dares to bully my good grandson? I'll beat him to death."

Mrs. Jia Zhang was hunching her fat body and rummaging under the bed. She clearly felt that the smell was very close, but couldn't find it. Suddenly she heard that Bangge was being bullied. She quickly crawled out from under the bed and rushed to the door.

"Grandma, someone is playing shit in our house, please drive him out quickly, the smell is getting stronger and stronger."

"I want~~~ to die!"

As the smell on Jia Zhang's body continued to expand, as soon as she walked up to Banggeng, the little guy was fainted by the smoke.

At the same time, as the stench overflowed, the residents in the courtyard closed the doors of their homes.

Yan Bugui had a constipated look on his face and frowned, "It must have been this guy Jia Zhang who did it again. Damn it, he just came to cause trouble after just a few days of peace. It stinks to a person."

He felt the most uncomfortable. Jiang Yang had just teased him at the door and asked him to eat dada. Now that Jia Zhang was directly tasting it, he suddenly felt like he was serving food. Everything looked like a lump, which was uncomfortable.

"Old Yan, you have to take care of this matter. It stinks so bad that the door can't block the smell."

The third aunt (Chen Xiaocui, I'm afraid that her name will make people look awkward, so I'll still use the name "third aunt") frowned and said, closing the lid of the pot smoothly, don't let the smell get in, otherwise this dinner will really be shit.

Yan Jiedi's face was full of dissatisfaction. Why is it that the Jia and Zhang family are so good, even though they are the same people, one person can defeat the people in the whole courtyard of 95 Siheyuan.

"Dad, I want to vomit. yue~~~"

Originally, the whole family was struggling to hold on, but Yan Jiedi's retching completely ignited everyone's emotions, and they all bent over and started retching.

"Damn it~~ Mr. Jia Zhang, you won't hide at home and eat shit, right?"

Yi Zhonghai was very annoyed. At this moment, he got together with his aunt and covered his mouth and nose with a wet rag. Smart people are different, and they did better than Yan Bugui who taught.

"Lao Yi, this smell is getting stronger and stronger. You have to take care of it. This must be caused by Jia Zhang again."

The eldest mother (Yang Ruihua) had a sad face and complained softly.

Because she has not given birth to a child, she has a low status in the family. At this time, she has to be careful about what she says because she knows some of Yi Zhonghai's secrets.

Yi Zhonghai held his head and shook his head. He had just started work today. Although his job had not changed, his salary was only level six, which was one level lower than Liu Haizhong. He was feeling unspeakable and uncomfortable.

"How can I take care of it? I'm not the master of the courtyard now, can I take care of it? Let Fatty Liu go."

When Yi Zhonghai remembered that his identity as the first uncle had been removed, his anger became even more intense. Looking at the recipes on the table, he really wanted to start a fire.

And that Jia Zhang family, the more I watch it, the more disgusting it becomes. Even if I don’t take a bath, can’t I take a bath if there is feces and urine at home?

Just thinking about it made his stomach churn, but from this aspect, he had to admire Jia Zhang's endurance.

"Get some cloth, wet it, and seal the gap at the door. I have a headache."

Then he ran to the bed and covered his head with the quilt. He didn't care whether you were eating shit or playing with urine.

The aunt sighed softly, took a few pieces of cloth and started working.

The one who suffered the most was the deaf old lady. She was used to being pampered. Even in this era, she had food surplus. No one knew why.

Anyway, she was supported by Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu when she was eating, so there was nothing wrong with her even if she had some left over. Considering her age and status, others wouldn't suspect anything.

It's just that the stench kept getting into her nose, how could she bear it? Once the smell washed away, the peach cake in her hand no longer felt fragrant.

"Damn it, why can't people live in peace? Why did I choose a courtyard like this? Oh~~~"

After saying that, she put the remaining peach cakes away and covered her head with the quilt. She wanted to rush out and give Jia Zhang a few sticks, but she couldn't do it now. She had a golden body to protect her.

This smell made the residents of the courtyard complain. But as the smell spread, the neighboring courtyards also began to suffer. They were not so easy to talk to.

Normally, there are a lot of shit happening in the No. 95 Siheyuan. Let’s forget about the noise at night. Now, you are actually playing shit in the Siheyuan. You can play with it, how can you disgust others.

Wang Er's face was distorted, and he went to the courtyard master with a pole.

"Uncle Liu, you are in charge of the courtyard, don't you care? How can we eat with this smell? Everyone looks like a pile of shit to me now."

"Yes, these people are going too far. My family has just made a meal and I haven't even taken a bite of it. Now I can't eat it at all."

"That is, no matter if they dare to feed us directly next time this time, Uncle Liu, you have to leave us alone and seek justice."

"Yes, let's go together. I still don't believe it. Isn't he just an eighth-level worker?"

"Oh~~~! Then go ahead, but put down your weapons and be reasonable."

Uncle Liu is a middle-aged man in his 50s, but his pale face is not much different from that of his 60s, and his hair is half white. He is also an employee of the steel rolling mill and knows Yi Zhonghai's temperament, so he usually tolerates it as much as he can.

It was just that he had made people angry like this today, so he had no choice but to lead a group of people to No. 95 Siheyuan angrily. But as soon as he reached the door, the smell became stronger.

"Ahem, Uncle Liu, the smell here is getting stronger. What should I do? Do you want to go in?"