Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

"Of course, this matter can't be too simple. Fatty, come with me." Xu Damao said calmly and then led the fatty to the warehouse.

Liu Zhenshao naturally followed.

"Da Mao, do you need my help?" Liu Lan asked.

"This has to be done by Fatty." Xu Damao said.

The only way to defeat rumors is to fight fire with fire, and to cover up previous rumors with more powerful rumors.

Regarding spreading rumors, Xu Damao can pat his chest and say that he is professional and has no psychological burden.

"Fat man, I'll tell you a story, and then you spread it secretly." The fat man said, patting his chest.

Fatty had previously thought that Xu Damao was asking him to go up mountains of swords and into seas of fire, but he didn't expect that it was just to spread a story. This matter was not too simple.

"This story is called Widow Bai Ru." Xu Damao glanced at Liu Zhensha, who followed him in. Liu Lan, who was lying at the door and eavesdropping, began to slowly tell the story of Bai Jie.

Of course, the names have to be changed. Bai Jie is named Qin Bairu, Gao Yi is replaced by Haizhong Yi, and Bai Jie’s husband is replaced by Jia Xixu. The story either takes place on campus or in a steel rolling mill. Bai Jie is not a teacher, but a A first-class fitter...

Xu Damao didn't say much, for fear that Fatty wouldn't remember it, so he just said

The fat man's face turned red and his mouth watered when he heard this;

Liu Zhenshao was also dumbfounded. When had Liu Zhenshao heard such a shocking story?

Liu Lan, who was lying at the door and eavesdropping, blushed and cursed in her heart that Xu Damao was really a donkey who knew everything and knew everything. However, Liu Lan couldn't bear to leave at all, so she lay at the door and listened carefully.

"Fat man, do you remember?" Xu Damao slapped the fat man on the head, waking up the fat man who looked like Brother Pig.

"Uh...Master, why don't you tell me again." The fat man said awkwardly.

"Okay, take out your little notebook and write it down." Xu Damao also knew that except for those who have a good memory, ordinary people can't remember it at all, so he asked the fat man to write it down in a notebook.

The fat man wrote quickly and wrote down the stories told by Xu Damao.

"Go. Take advantage of the crowd at noon to spread this story." Xu Damao patted the fat man on the shoulder and said.

"Master, just hold it up, I'll go and do this beautifully." After the fat man said that, he slipped away, not forgetting to wrap his clothes around his head and face before leaving.

Xu Damao was speechless. With the fat man's size and the smell of oil smoke all over his body, anyone could guess who he was. However, it doesn't matter if you guess who he is, as long as the fat man refuses to admit it, there will be no problem.

"Da Mao, I, Liu Zhenhan, have never convinced others, and I will obey you now. Why are you so awesome and come up with such a vicious way to break the situation?" Liu Zhenhan sighed.

Liu Zhencheng understood that Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were going to be in trouble again, and Xu Damao's story almost pointed at Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu's noses and named them.

"You don't understand. Almost all the people living in our courtyard are beasts. Only those who are better than beasts can survive." Xu Damao said nonchalantly.

"Okay, I don't care about this matter. I haven't been to the kitchen today. You have solved this matter. Next, you should think about how to give Guo E an explanation. After all, I have been implicated by you." Liu After saying this, Shock left.

Since Xu Damao can perfectly solve even the unsolvable problems in Liu Zhenshao's view, Liu Zhenshao is naturally not worried that Xu Damao can't deal with Guo E.

"Xu Damao, you are so sinister. If you do this, Qin Huairu's reputation will be completely ruined." Liu Lan jumped out and said.

"Does Qin Huairu still have any reputation? Don't tell me that you don't know about Qin Huairu's change of steamed buns to steamed buns." Xu Damao rolled his eyes and said.

"Hmph, how could I not know about this kind of thing? You should first think about how to give Guo E an explanation. Guo E is different from Qin Huairu. Don't use the same method you used to deal with Qin Huairu to deal with Guo E." Liu Lan said.

"Guo E has such a good relationship with you?" Xu Damao asked.

Xu Damao only knew that Guo E was mingling with the workers in the workshop, but he didn't expect that even Liu Lan would stand up to defend Guo E.

"It's okay, we often chat together." Liu Lan said.

"Are you just chatting? You must be talking about others behind their backs and spreading gossip." Xu Damao said.

"Humph." Liu Lan snorted and left. It was already lunch time and Liu Lan had to go get food.

The fat man was not here. Xu Damao originally wanted to prepare food for the fat man, but the kitchen staff unanimously stopped him. They asked Xu Damao to sit on Shazhu's recliner and watch leisurely.

The people in the kitchen thanked Xu Damao from the bottom of their hearts. If you don’t have the time to prepare food, you might as well teach them some real skills.

Not long after, it was Qin Huairu's turn to cook. Since Si Zhu's accident, Qin Huairu's salary has plummeted. At this time, Qin Huairu saw Xu Damao lying on the recliner.

"Virtue!" Qin Huairu glared at Xu Damao fiercely and said with a proud expression.

However, Xu Damao's reaction exceeded Qin Huairu's. Qin Huairu originally thought that Xu Damao would have a big quarrel with him, but Qin Huairu was also ready to activate the white lotus mode and use the power of everyone to blackmail Xu Damao again.

As a result, Xu Damao didn't even raise his eyebrows and just said lightly: "Qin Huairu, you are happy too early."

Qin Huairu didn't understand what it meant and thought the rumor had not reached the kitchen. Just when Qin Huairu was about to leave after finishing his meal, he saw Guo E approaching in a menacing manner. Qin Huairu immediately hid aside and watched the fun.

"Da Mao, Guo E is here." Liu Lan reminded.

"I'm not blind. I saw it. Let Guo E come in." Xu Damao said.

Guo E entered the kitchen with a cold face and stared at Xu Damao without saying a word.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do or what price do you want me to pay to calm your anger? You can put forward any conditions, and I will do whatever I can. After all, you are implicated by me." Xu Damao said calmly .

Xu Damao could deduce from Guo E's resolute way of doing things that Guo E is a rational person who does things in a very orderly manner and will not mess around. He will not make troubles that are known to everyone, making it impossible for both parties to step down.

Since there are rules and regulations, there must be discussions.

"Since you admit that I am implicated by you, don't blame me for imposing conditions." Guo E said.

"Please." Xu Damao stretched out his hand and said.

"You have to take care of my lunch from now on." Guo E said simply, and it seemed that she had already thought about it.

"Okay, for how long?" Xu Damao asked. At the same time, Xu Damao thought to himself: "Guo E seems to be a very pragmatic person and very smart. He knows that making a fuss can't solve the problem, so making a big fuss will not solve the problem. It’s noisy, it’s better to turn it into benefits.”

Guo E didn't speak, but stretched out a finger.

"A month?" Xu Damao asked. Xu Damao didn't simply think it was just a meal.

"Always! As long as the rumors about me and you in the factory continue, you will keep me in charge for one lunch. Of course, I will not let you control me until I retire, just for one year. If the rumors spread after one year, There is still one, and you don’t have to worry about it in the future." Guo E said.

"Okay. You are lucky today. Liu Lan gave Guo E a taste of the three-cup chicken made by the fat man, and gave Guo E two steamed buns." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took out the food stamps and handed them to Liu Lan.

Xu Damao could still manage a lunch, not to mention not every day, and Guo E's request was not excessive, it was only for one year.

During this period, the minimum living allowance for a person is five yuan, which is three meals a day. Guo E only needs lunch, which is only sixty yuan a year.

If Qin Huairu encounters this matter, he will definitely open his mouth and won't stop until he absorbs all the people.

Guo E thought she would eat Xu Damao for at least a year and a half, but she didn't know that Xu Damao had already planned a countermeasure. Rumors about Xu Damao and Guo E circulated for at most three or two days.

Therefore, Xu Damao was very generous.

Guo E couldn't help being stunned when she heard this. Guo E thought Xu Damao would let her eat cabbage, potatoes and cornbread, but she didn't expect Xu Damao to be so generous.

However, Guo E was not polite. She dared to eat if Xu Damao dared to give it.

"Da Mao, don't blame Guo E. Guo E's family is also having a hard time. They have four elderly people and two children. Their wages seem to be quite high, but they can't help but spend so much money... "Liu Lan pulled Xu Damao aside and introduced Guo E's family situation in a low voice.

"Don't worry, I don't blame her at all. Instead, I feel ashamed of her. How many times do you think she can eat me at most?" Xu Damao asked.

Liu Lan immediately stopped talking.