Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

"This is impossible!" Yi Zhonghai's eyes widened and he squatted on the ground, muttering in confusion and disbelief.

"This is impossible!" Qin Huairu also said with eyes straightened and a sense of disbelief in her heart.

"This is impossible!" The deaf old lady looked at all this with the same absentmindedness and murmured in a low voice.

The deaf old lady knew that it was over, it was over, everything was over, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu could no longer cleanse themselves of their stains, and Silly Zhu would be injured because of this. After decades of a series of plots, the great good finally formed The situation will completely collapse.

"This is impossible! It is absolutely impossible for Sister Qin to do such a thing. Xu Damao, you must have done something to it." Silly Zhu roared hysterically, like a beast that fell into a trap.

"Hahahaha! Silly Zhu, you are right, I was the one who tampered with it."

"You idiots, now you know why the streets and the government need to eliminate illiteracy and get rid of feudal superstitions, because the blood test is nonsense." Xu Damao said suddenly.

"Uh!" Everyone in the courtyard was stunned, like a duck being strangled by the neck, and like a sculpture, motionless.

Xu Damao did this not because his conscience realized that there is no need to have a conscience when dealing with animals; Xu Damao did this because Director Zhu and Director Zhang were squatting in the front yard and peeking.

A little trick like blood test can fool the beasts in the courtyard, but it may not fool Director Zhu and Director Zhang. Besides, even if you can fool them, you can't fool professional doctors and medical staff.

Rather than letting them reveal the mystery in the end and leaving a bad impression on Director Zhu and Director Zhang, it would be better to reveal it yourself.

"Whether they are a father and a son or not, as long as vinegar or salt is added to the bowl, the blood of the two will not fuse together at all; similarly, as long as alum is added to the bowl, the blood of the two will fuse regardless of whether they are a father and a son. mix together."

"If you don't believe it, you can give it a try. I have salt and alum here. Silly Zhu, give it a try." Xu Damao threw the salt and alum in front of Silly Zhu and said.

Silly Zhu couldn't care less about the pain at this time. He got up with a "whoosh~" sound, grabbed Qin Huairu's hand and started to try.

"Sure enough, as long as alum is added, the blood of the two people will fuse together. Sister Qin and I are not relatives." Silly Zhu continued to experiment with salt while being silly.

Not only Shazhu was doing experiments, but Yi Zhonghai was also doing experiments. While Liu Haizhong's wound had not recovered, Yi Zhonghai borrowed Liu Haizhong's blood for experiments.

Facts have proved that what Xu Damao said was correct, because the blood of Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were fused together.

"This is too unbelievable." Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu, Qin Huairu and others looked at each other and looked at Xu Damao with complicated expressions.

Yi Zhonghai and others never expected that Xu Damao would actually reach out to help them when their side was in desperate situation, although Xu Damao had set up this situation.

"Hey, Xu Damao, I won't accept anything else. You can do this openly." Silly Zhu said with a big grin.

"Kangliang, you're paralyzed." Xu Damao sneered, raised his leg and kicked Silly Zhu to the ground.

Silly Zhu was stunned by Xu Damao's kick.

"Xu Damao, why did you beat up Silly Zhu?" Yi Zhonghai asked in a daze, his previous decisiveness and rudeness no longer present.

"Because Silly Zhu deserves a beating!" Xu Damao said.

"Why does Silly Zhu deserve a beating?" The confused Yi Zhonghai continued to ask blankly.

"Do we need a reason? I learned this from you! Silly Zhu used to beat this person and that person when he was in a bad mood. I didn't learn this from you. By the way, Silly Zhu, pay me, pay me two dollars. !”

"Yi Zhonghai, don't be too busy to refute. I learned this from you. In the past, whenever Silly Zhu hit someone, your butt would show up in Silly Zhu's face. You would indiscriminately assume that something was wrong with someone and ask them to compensate. Silly money. Are you guys right?" Xu Damao said with a wave of his hand.

"Yes! Shazhu pays for it!"

"Silly Zhu, why did you hit Xu Damao?"

"Do you know this is a crime?"

"Convene a hospital-wide meeting to criticize him!"

All the beasts in the courtyard, suffering from Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu for a long time, began to make a fuss.

"Compensate! Compensate! Compensate!" Finally, these voices turned into a torrent.

"This is called repaying the other person with his own way." Xu Damao said with a proud smile, which made Yi Zhonghai's face distorted with anger.

"Just pay! I'll pay for Silly Zhu, give it to you!" Yi Zhonghai took out two dollars and threw them at Xu Damao's feet bitterly.

Xu Damao didn't take it seriously. He picked up the money with a smile, then cupped his hands around and said, "Although these two dollars are small, they have a milestone commemorative significance."

"This is not a victory for me alone, but a victory for everyone, a victory for the masses. As long as everyone unites, they can defeat monsters like Yi Zhonghai."

"Guang Tian, ​​go to my house later and bring out two hares and stew them for everyone to celebrate this victory." Xu Damao said with a smile, while not forgetting to give Yi Zhonghai and others a thumbs up.

Two dollars is only worth two rabbits. Any more would be disrespectful to the beasts.

"Okay! Damao is right!" Seeing that there was meat to eat, all the beasts in the courtyard spoke out one after another.

Even if there are many people and you can’t share much, it’s still good to eat some meaty meat and drink a big bowl of hot broth in the winter. What’s more, it’s free.

Yi Zhonghai and others' faces were ashen, but they could not refute. Now, all the beasts in the courtyard were focused on eating meat and drinking broth, so naturally they would not pay attention to Yi Zhonghai and others.

"Since everyone is so enthusiastic, I will also join in the fun and add some food to everyone. In the light of day, I will go to the house and bring some potatoes. I can share as much rabbit meat as I can. Stew the potatoes in, and it will be delicious. Everyone can taste it. Taste the meat." Liu Haizhong said at the right time.

"Okay, the second uncle is righteous." Everyone cheered. They picked it up for free anyway, so you won't lose anything by saying a few nice words.

Liu Haizhong looked at all this triumphantly. Then, Liu Haizhong's eyes met Yi Zhonghai's. Not only did Liu Haizhong not dodge like before, but he also showed a provocative look.

Yi Zhonghai's teeth itched with anger.

Director Zhu and Director Zhang, who were hiding aside and peeking, looked at each other in confusion. They stared blankly at the drama that took place in the courtyard, and both of them almost died in battle.

"What the hell are these monsters and monsters that can confuse right and wrong in such a blatant manner."

Director Zhu and Director Zhang thought they had seen the world. They had carried guns, been on the battlefield, and had come into contact with many people from all walks of life. They were the ones who dealt with them.

However, they had never seen such demons and monsters as the beasts in the Siheyuan.

"Old Zhang, I've seen a lot. Today's drama really opened my eyes. What kind of things are there living in this courtyard."

"Da Mao, it's not easy. In this den of beasts, if Damo is not more shameless, I'm afraid he will be eaten up and wiped out, not even the bones will be left." Director Zhu wiped a cold sweat and said with lingering fear. .

"Fuck, I didn't expect such a group of monsters and ghosts to live under my rule," Director Zhang said.

"Xu Damao, don't think that just by diverting everyone's attention, you can get away with the fact that Mrs. Jia Zhang was being fed urine. Tell me, did you encourage Bangge, Xiaodang and Huaihua to feed Ms. Jia Zhang with urine?" Yi Zhong Hai was eager to regain the situation and shouted sharply.