Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

"Ms. Jia Zhang was forced to pee," the aunt said.

"What? Who is so bold and dares to urinate Jia Zhang?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"It's Bangge and his two sisters." The eldest mother said expressionlessly.

Although the aunt was expressionless on the surface, she was happy in her heart. The eldest mother had long disliked Mrs. Jia Zhang. Mrs. Jia Zhang was originally sarcastic, spouting shit, and would often act rogue to take advantage of her family. Although Mrs. Jia Zhang did not say it explicitly, she secretly said that the eldest mother did not lay eggs.

The eldest mother is usually tolerant, but now, seeing that not only was Jia Zhang badly beaten, but also had her precious golden grandson pissed on her, how could she not be happy?

"Who? Banggeng? What is going on?" Yi Zhonghai asked in confusion. He never thought that it was Banggeng who forced Jia Zhang to urinate. This would be worse than Jia Zhang being kicked into the toilet by Xu Damao. More acceptable.

"This is not the case, Mrs. Zhang started to scream like Ouch~Ouch~ ever since she was beaten by her bangs. It's so annoying that it's the same today." The eldest mother took a breath and said.

Yi Zhonghai nodded. From daybreak, Mrs. Jia Zhang kept shouting "Ouch~Ouch~", which was really annoying.

Jia Zhang’s simple values ​​are: If I don’t feel good, you shouldn’t feel good either; if I don’t feel good, if you feel good, it will be worse than killing me, so I will try to make you feel bad.

Mrs. Jia Zhang kept calling like this every day, not only to tease Qin Huairu, but also to disgust the animals in the courtyard.

"After you guys left, the shrew Jia Zhang screamed even more loudly, which made everyone upset. Since you were not in the courtyard, they came to me to persuade Jia Zhang."

"It's not that I didn't want to see Mrs. Jia Zhang, but everyone asked me to come here, so I had no choice but to go. As a result, as soon as I arrived at the door of Jia's house, Mrs. Jia Zhang stopped screaming. I didn't enter the house. , just peeking in from the window."

"The sight was terrifying. Xiao Dang hugged Jia Zhang's legs and pressed down with his whole body, making Jia Zhang's legs unable to move."

"Banggeng sat on Jia Zhang's waist, stepped on Jia Zhang's arms with his legs, and used his hands to open Jia Zhang's mouth;"

"Huaihua carried a urinal and poured urine into Mrs. Jia Zhang's mouth. Mrs. Jia Zhang was originally seriously injured, so naturally she was no match for these three children, so she was forcefully fed half a basin of urine."

"Huaihua said while peeing: This method is really effective. Once she peeed, grandma stopped screaming."

"After Mrs. Jia Zhang waited for Banggan and Xiaodang to get off her body, she gave Sophora japonica a hard slap, knocked over the urinal, and then ran wildly out the door, shouting while running."

"At this time, Xiaodang shouted loudly: Grandma is possessed by evil spirits again, hurry up and take her back to urinate her."

"After all, Ms. Jia Zhang was seriously injured. She fell to the ground before she could reach the door. Banggan and Xiaodang turned Ms. Jia Zhang over and started urinating. Just now, Ms. Jia Zhang had knocked over the urinal, and there was nothing in the urinal. To pee, Banggeng did not go to the toilet to look for urine, but peed directly into Jia Zhang’s mouth.” The eldest mother said happily.

"You...as a aunt, didn't you take care of it?" Yi Zhonghai asked with a gloomy expression. He sympathizes with Jia Zhang's tragic experience, but is also horrified by Bang Gang's evil deeds.

Yi Zhonghai has no children, and his biggest concern is the issue of old age care. When Yi Zhonghai heard the miserable situation of Jia and Zhang, he couldn't help but think about what he would do if he was treated like this by his caregivers when he got old. In Yi Zhonghai's heart I can't help but feel the sadness of the rabbit dying and the fox dying.

As for Banggeng, he looks young at the age of three and old at the age of seven. Couldn't the cunning and cunning Yi Zhonghai see what Banggeng is? Of course Yi Zhonghai knew.

It's just that Yi Zhonghai also doesn't like others. Why can you, Jia Zhang, an old and pious woman, have grandchildren to take care of in her old age, but I don't?

Yi Zhonghai deliberately indulged Bangge. Anyway, Yi Zhonghai's retirement goals were Shazhu and Qin Huairu. Shazhu was responsible for making money, and Qin Huairu was responsible for keeping Shazhu in check.

"Nevermind, I saw Jia Zhang's misery, so I immediately entered the door, scolded the three Banggeng brothers and sisters, and asked what was going on." The eldest mother said.

In fact, the eldest mother did not enter the door immediately, but waited for Jia Zhang to suffer before entering the house.

"What's going on? This kid, Bangge, has been smart since he was a child. He doesn't look like such a vicious kid." Yi Zhonghai said without conscience.

"Alas, Banggeng and the others were deceived by Xu Damao. Xu Damao said that Jia Zhang was possessed by an evil spirit and that children's urine can break the evil. So the three Banggeng brothers and sisters decided to use urine to irrigate Jia and Zhang," the eldest mother said.

"Xu Damao, it's Xu Damao again! BangGeng too, why is he so stupid? Why did he believe Xu Damao's words?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

The eldest mother curled her lips and said to herself: "Just now you said that Bangge has been smart since he was a child."

"Because what Xu Damao said makes sense. Xu Damao said that Jia Zhang was possessed by evil spirits. If Jia Zhang was in pain, it shouldn't be screaming, but crying. What do children know? They think that Jia Zhang is He was possessed by an evil spirit, and as the stickman said, he asked his mother, and her mother said that children's urine can ward off evil spirits and destroy evil spirits." The eldest mother said with a smile on her face.

"Xu Damao has gone too far. No matter what, we cannot treat the elderly like this. I will hold a hospital-wide meeting tonight to severely criticize Xu Damao."

"In the evening, you go bring the old lady back and let the deaf old lady take charge. By the way, aren't you going to stew a chicken for Silly Zhu in the afternoon? Leave two chicken legs and give them to the deaf old lady. "Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"Lao Yi, it's best to discuss this matter with the deaf old lady. Silly Zhu is not here, are you sure you can suppress Xu Damao? Xu Damao is so lawless now that he even dares to beat you." The aunt persuaded.

"I don't believe that Xu Damao dared to hit me in front of everyone! But you are right. You have to discuss this matter with the deaf old lady to make sure everything is foolproof." Yi Zhonghai said viciously.

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief. At least Yi Zhonghai still listened to the advice and knew how to discuss it with the deaf old lady.

"Okay, then you can rest first. I'll go home and stew chicken and deliver it to Shazhu in the afternoon. Do you want to tell Shazhu and ask Shazhu to come back and take charge? Although Shazhu was injured, his frame is still there. , Maybe Xu Damao wouldn't dare to explode after seeing Silly Zhu." Aunt Ma said.

"Okay, let Silly Zhu try his best to pretend that nothing is wrong." Yi Zhonghai thought for a while and nodded.

Silly Zhu was beaten up by Fatty. Although his nose and face were bruised and swollen, most of them were skin injuries. Silly Zhu's skin was rough and thick, so he could recover with some nutrition.

The only serious injury was on the crotch. I don’t know who kicked me hard or how many times. I became a lonely egg warrior and a left-over egg warrior. Although I didn’t completely become a destitute, the fertility rate of an egg was relatively low. , the pregnancy rate is much lower than that of healthy people.

None of this is a problem for Yi Zhonghai. The only problem is that Si Zhu is seriously injured in his lower body and moves slowly. If Xu Damao wants to run, Si Zhu can't catch up.

"Then let Xu Damao and Silly Zhu sit closer." Yi Zhonghai thought to himself.