Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

"I don't agree, why?" the eldest mother yelled.

"Auntie, you can't be too selfish. You can't just think about yourself. You have to think about the big guys. Only when you help the big guys, the big guys will help you. Our courtyard is a civilized and advanced courtyard. 伱What should we do if we are so selfish and only think about ourselves, destroying the honor of our courtyard being civilized and advanced?"

"If you put aside the facts, don't you have any problems? Don't always look for reasons from others, but also look for problems from yourself. I have made the decision on this matter, and that's it." Xu Damao imitated Yi Zhonghai. , said seriously.

"Hahahaha..." The beasts in the courtyard burst into laughter immediately after hearing Xu Damao's words.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly turned red with embarrassment and wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai also understood that his moral kidnapping method could only be effective in the courtyard house. If he took it outside, he would be laughed at.

Now, Director Wang of the street is in the courtyard. Xu Damao's trick is to tear off Yi Zhonghai's face, throw it to the ground and kick him, completely smashing Yi Zhonghai's tricks.

In the past, Yi Zhonghai still had many ways to deal with Xu Damao, whether it was moral kidnapping or letting Silly Zhu beat him. However, since Xu Damao invented the skill of hitting a stone lion with his head, it can be said that he can defeat all methods with one sword. No matter how strong the wind is, I can only hit the stone lion with my head.

Xu Damao's move made all Yi Zhonghai's moves useless.

The beasts in the courtyard have been suffering from Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, the deaf old lady and the Jia family for too long. Let them learn to be good and support the master, and let them learn to be bad. One by one, they learn faster than the other.

Take Liu Haizhong's family as an example. Liu Haizhong no longer dares to hit Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

As long as Liu Haizhong hits Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the two brothers will also use the trick of hitting the stone lion with their heads. This move completely shocked Liu Haizhong. No matter how big the head of Liu Haizhong is, he will understand that if these two brothers really hit them with their heads. If you hit a stone lion, you will never want to be an official in this life.

Xu Damao has made a good start. Even if Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu didn't have so much trouble, they would not dare to bully everyone as they did before.

"Actually, there is still one step left. At this time, Widow Qin should come out and cry miserably, and then Silly Zhu will pop out and beat people, and the matter will be complete." He Yuyu said suddenly.

"Hahahaha, yes! Yes! Yes! Yuyu is so right." All the beasts in the courtyard burst out laughing again.

"Why are you laughing! Don't laugh! If you laugh again I'll beat you to death." Silly Zhu yelled viciously. If it was just about Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhuxue could bear it, but when it came to Qin Huairu, Sha Zhu couldn't stand it.

Street Director Wang was baffled. He instinctively felt that Xu Damao's words were wrong, and now he was confused by the roar of laughter from all the beasts in the courtyard.

"Director Wang, this is what Yi Zhonghai did in the past. Whenever the Jia family stole or robbed other people's things or finances, and people came to the door, Yi Zhonghai would say something like this, and Qin Huairu cried miserably, making his fool jump. He came out to beat people, and eventually asked them to compensate Jia and Zhang."

"These words are both a moral kidnapping, a threat, and a triple threat."

"The first threat is that if you don't listen to Mr. Yi Zhonghai, Yi Zhonghai will borrow the power of Mr. Yi and coordinate with everyone in the courtyard to isolate the victim's family;"

"The second threat is that if you are disobedient, Yi Zhonghai will use his strength and status as an eighth-level worker in the steel rolling mill to put small shoes on the recipient;"

"The third threat is that if you don't obey, I will let Shazhu beat you until you surrender. Shazhu's performance also proves one point. If it weren't for Shazhu's body being injured, it is impossible for Shazhu to be violent. Let’s start beating people.” Xu Damao pointed at Silly Pillar and explained quietly.

Director Wang of the street suddenly felt a surge of anger rushing straight to his forehead. This is still a civilized and advanced courtyard house. This is simply a devil's cave where demons are dancing. How could he be so blind that he gave this courtyard house a moving red flag of civilization and advanced technology?

"Xu Damao, you bastard, what do you want to do? I am currently receiving the salary of a first-level worker, which is only twenty-seven and five yuan a month. You are so big-mouthed. Do you want to leave for seventeen and five yuan, or do you pay every month? If you want to leave, you want to starve me to death." Silly Zhu roared angrily.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly breathed a sigh of relief after hearing what Silhu said.

"Silly Zhu is still the same stupid Zhu. It's not in vain that I went to the Security Department to chat with this idiot today." Yi Zhonghai thought to himself.

Yi Zhonghai went to the security department at noon today and brainwashed Sha Zhu in the name of delivering food to Sha Zhu. He used the same rhetoric, fearing that Sha Zhu would spend money randomly and save it for Sha Zhu, etc.

These words can only deceive a fool like Shazhu, but others cannot be deceived at all. But it happened that Silhu believed Yi Zhonghai's words.

"Shut up! Silly Zhu, please pay attention to your identity. You are a thief and have no right to speak in front of us." Xu Damao said unceremoniously.

"You!" Shazhu was so angry that his face turned red and his neck thickened, and veins popped out in his neck.

"What are you doing? You are a thief! You steal the government's property when you are outside. If you steal my chickens in the courtyard, you are a thief! Thief! Thief!" Xu Damao said with a strange smile.

"Xu Damao, what you said is too much. People say that mistakes can be corrected after they are acknowledged. The Security Department and the Police Station give people a chance to start a new life. Why can't they do it when they get to you? Are you older than the Security Department and the Police Station?" Qin Huai Ru suddenly stood up and said.

"The Security Department and the police station do give people a chance to start a new life. However, I don't believe that Silly Zhu will start a new life. No matter what, I just don't believe it."

"However, what Silly Zhu just said makes sense. Leaving ten yuan to Yi Zhonghai is indeed too little. The minimum poverty standard stipulated in our Sijiu City is exactly five yuan per person. Yi Zhonghai's family has reached the minimum poverty alleviation standard. , and you have to enjoy state subsidies.”

"Well, then let's not deduct 17 yuan and 50 cents from Yi Zhonghai every month. Let's deduct 17 yuan and 40 cents from Yi Zhonghai. In this way, Yi Zhonghai's family will just exceed the minimum poverty standard line."

"Director Wang, I don't want to embarrass you, just stand by and be a witness. Yi Zhonghai, do you agree or not? If you don't agree, then you and I will go to the gate of Zhongbeihai early tomorrow morning. , hit the stone lion with his head." Xu Damao shouted loudly.

"Yes! Yi Zhonghai, as long as you don't agree, tomorrow all of us will go to the gate of Zhongbeihai and hit the stone lion with our heads, hahahaha..." a resident shouted loudly.

"Yes! I don't believe that all of us are dragging our families along with us. We should be bullied by Yi Zhonghai and you bastards. I don't believe that there is no reason in the world..." Another resident shouted loudly road.

In an instant, all kinds of shouts came and went. All the beasts in the Siheyuan have been bullied by Yi Zhonghai, the Jia family and Silly Zhu. In the past, there was no way, but now, there is a way. How can the beasts in the Siheyuan not take revenge.

Among all the beasts in the courtyard, they are good at beating up drowned dogs and bullying the weak and shying away from the strong. Besides, the trick of "hitting the stone lion with an iron head" that Xu Damao came up with is too poisonous and has no solution at all!

Director Wang on the side turned green. If Yi Zhonghai really didn't agree, this group of people would really go to the gate of Zhongbeihai to play against the stone lion. As a street director, he would be the end of it.

For a moment, Director Wang broke out in cold sweat.

"Director Wang, don't worry, don't be afraid. If you are anxious, Yi Zhonghai is even more anxious. At most, you will lose your official position, but Yi Zhonghai will lose his life. Yi Zhonghai must be more anxious than you."

"Director Wang, don't have any headaches about your future work. Don't put too much mental pressure on yourself when dealing with street problems in the future. Just be fair, just and open." Xu Damao said in a low voice.

This seems to be persuading, but also seems to be threatening.

People at the bottom are powerless and this is the only way to protect their rights and interests.

It's a pity that this wave of people and the waves of people in later generations are not good at it. They can't think of this move, or for some purpose, they dare not use this move.

It's okay if Xu Damao doesn't say it, but Director Wang's head will get big when he says it. Director Wang has already imagined how difficult it will be to work at the grassroots level in the future. If one person does not handle it well, someone will take the whole family to head-butt a stone lion in front of the Zhongbeihai gate. No matter what the final result is, it will be difficult for him, the street director, to handle.

Director Wang had the idea of ​​​​transferring for the first time. The people in the Siheyuan were too rogue and it was not easy to lead them.

Director Wang just had a headache, but Yi Zhonghai was frightened. Over the years, Yi Zhonghai has done too many immoral things. If someone really goes to the gate of Zhongbeihai, what awaits him will be eating peanuts, even if he triples the compensation for the donations from the beasts in the courtyard, even if he triples the compensation He Yuyu’s living expenses.

The higher authorities will not care about this, they will only look for typical examples.

"I agree. I agree to spend 17 yuan and 40 cents every month to compensate for my debt to everyone." Yi Zhonghai struggled to stand up and said sadly.

Thanks to Grindelwald for the tip, thank you very much!