Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

"Xu Damao is back? His feet are sprained? Great!" After hearing the news about Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai's eyes suddenly lit up and he ran directly to the courtyard without even caring about work. He didn't even say hello to the workshop director. The angry workshop director scolded his mother.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, Xu Damao finally came back.

Yi Zhonghai had already thought about how to deal with Xu Damao, but he didn't expect Xu Damao to sprain his foot, which made Yi Zhonghai full of confidence in his plan.

Xu Damao naturally knew that it would be very lively tonight, so he was not in a hurry to go to the bathhouse to take a bath. Xu Damao first went to the workshop and found Guo Dapizi.

"Boss Guo, brother, let me ask you a favor." Xu Damao said.

"Brother Damao, just tell me if you have anything to say." Guo Damao said with a smile.

"Help me build an object." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took out a pen and paper and drew a sketch.

"This is this?" Guo Dapiao asked curiously as he looked at the sketch.

What is drawn in the sketch is an iron trousers. The bottom of the iron trousers has a sharp iron pestle, and the entire iron pestle is triangular in shape. To put it bluntly, it is a combination of iron pants and three-edged military spurs.

"I'm preparing to give Silly Zhu a surprise." Xu Damao said unhurriedly.

But Guo Dapizi took a breath of air-conditioning. This was no surprise. He was clearly trying to kill Silly Zhu. Guo Dabozi also knew that Silly Zhu would always greet him from all three directions as soon as he made a move.

Guo Dabozi has already imagined what a sour feeling he would feel if Silly Zhu kicked Xu Damao in the lower third.

"Brother Damao, this thing is simple to make, but if you put it on, it will deform when you walk. No matter how stupid you are, you can see the problem, right?" Guo Dayao asked.

"Don't I have a sprained foot? Isn't it normal that my feet are deformed when I walk?" Xu Damao said, pretending to be sprained, and took two steps.

"You're awesome." Guo Dabao said with a thumbs up.

Guo Damao finally understood why Xu Damao's tiny sprained foot could make everyone in the steel rolling mill famous. It turned out that Xu Damao was here to trick the fool.

"Brother Damao, I see that you are going to the bathhouse in the factory. You should go first. I will deliver your things to the bathhouse within an hour." Guo Dabo said, patting his chest.

"Okay, please, Boss Guo." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he turned and left.

"Brother Damao." Guo Damao suddenly shouted.

Xu Damao couldn't help but turn around and looked at Guo Damao curiously. Guo Damao pursed his lips and said, "Feet, your feet."

Xu Damao smiled "Hey~" and limped toward the bathhouse on crutches, pretending to be sprained.

"Hehehehehe..." Guo Dabozi and others also let out bursts of sinister laughter. They couldn't wait to see Silly Zhu's misfortune.

Xu Damao limped towards the bathhouse. After entering the bathhouse, Xu Damao took a hot bath comfortably, then put on his underwear, sat on a stool in the bathhouse, and waited for Guo Damao and others to come. .

Soon after, Guo Dabozi and his party entered the bathhouse mysteriously.

"Brother Damao, come on, try it." Guo Damao said.

Xu Damao immediately took the iron pants made by Guo Dapi and put them on.

"Very good, very suitable. I'll definitely be able to cheat on you tonight." Xu Damao said with satisfaction.

"Brother Damao, you'd better stuff some cotton in it for cushioning. After all, this thing is made of iron. What if Silly Zhu uses too much force and knocks his balls? Although Silly Zhu's foot was pierced, but Damao Brother Mao, you're not feeling well either, just put some cotton in and take care of things." Guo Dabo said thoughtfully.

"Thanks for the reminder." Xu Damao said.

"Brother Damao, can we also go to the courtyard at night? Don't worry, we are just peeking in secret to see how Silly Zhu is unlucky." Guo Dabo said.

"No problem, you wait half an hour after I get home and then go in through the west door. Be careful not to be seen." Xu Damao said.

"Okay." Guo Dabozi and others said excitedly.

"I'll go home and get ready first." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he put on his clothes, limped out on crutches, pretending to be sprained.

"Brother Damao, I'll take you back on my bicycle." He Yuyu said.

"Yes, Damao, your foot is sprained, let the rain carry you back." Liu Lan also said.

"Uh... forget it, I'd better walk back." Xu Damao said.

It's not that Xu Damao doesn't want to take the bus, but that Xu Damao can't take the bus now. Xu Damao is wearing iron trousers.

"Brother Damao, it's okay." He Yuyu said.

When Xu Damao saw no one around, he quietly whispered a few words to Liu Lan and He Yuyu.

He Yuyu couldn't help but widen his eyes, and Liu Lan did the same.

"Then what are you waiting for? Go home quickly." He Yuyu said with bright eyes.

Now He Yuyu has completely turned into a black man. He is extremely disappointed with Silly Zhu and has completely turned against him. He can't wait to see Silly Zhu suffer misfortune.

"I can't make it fast. I have sprained my ankle, so I can only walk slowly." Xu Damao said, limping home on a crutch.

"Hahahaha, Damao, just be bad." Liu Lan laughed.

The three of them walked towards the courtyard talking and laughing. Before they reached the entrance of the courtyard, Xu Damao saw Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu standing at the gate. Both of them looked down at Xu Damao with a sneer on their faces.

Especially Silly Zhu, his teeth clenched loudly, and he wanted to cut Xu Damao into pieces on the spot.

"Oh~ aren't these the lonely egg heroes and testicle-less warriors from our courtyard? Looking at your posture, you are not convinced. Silly Zhu, where is your egg? Don't you think an egg is very glorious and proud? "Xu Damao chuckled strangely.

"Xu! Da! Mao! I'll kill you!" Si Zhu became anxious as soon as he heard this. Like an angry bull, he was about to rush towards Xu Da Mao with his red eyes.

Unfortunately, Shazhu's injury was not healed yet. He accidentally took a step too far and tore his balls. Shazhu suddenly gasped in pain.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have only one egg left, why are you so anxious? Otherwise, I will get an egg from home and put it on you. They are all eggs anyway. They are universal. Jiejiejiejie..." Xu Damao finished. Then he burst into laughter.

Silly Zhu was extremely angry and just wanted to come up and fight Xu Damao, but was held down by Yi Zhonghai.

"Silly Zhu, calm down." Yi Zhonghai said.

Upon hearing this, Silly Zhu took a deep breath of air to calm down, and then stood there unruly like a door god.

"Xu Damao, come here. If you have the ability, come here." Silly Zhu said coldly.

Silly Zhu just wanted to give Xu Damao a hard blow when he came up the steps.

"I will go if you tell me to let me go, who do you think you are." Xu Damao snorted coldly, limped two steps forward, then turned his body, turned directly into the alley, and returned through the west door. Home.

"Hey, Thief Sun, don't be afraid. Since you are afraid, call me grandpa when you see me in the future, and I will let you go." Silly Zhu couldn't help but laughed loudly when he saw Xu Damao walking through the west door.

Xu Damao didn't take it seriously. When he got home, he asked Liu Lan to cook. He went back to the west wing, found his old cotton coat, tore it up, took out the cotton, took off his trousers, and put the cotton in his iron pants.

It has to be said that Guo Dabo's worry is very reasonable. These iron pants make him feel uncomfortable just walking in them. What's more, if he receives another heavy blow, he will hurt both the enemy and himself.

Xu Damao simply put on his long johns first, then his cotton trousers, and his iron trousers on the outside. Finally, he found a pair of relatively loose trousers and put them on again.

I believe that with the not-so-bright lights in the courtyard, Shazhu and the others would not notice anything strange at all.

After Xu Damao arranged everything, he walked out carelessly, patted his waist at Liu Lan and He Yuyu with a wicked smile, and the meaning was self-evident.

"Brother Damao, come out quickly. The first master is going to hold a hospital-wide meeting." Liu Guangtian's voice came from outside the house.

Xu Damao, He Yuyu and Liu Lan looked at each other and understood that it was about to begin. The three of them laughed in tacit agreement.