Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

Xu Damao turned off the lights early, but he did not sleep. Instead, he waited attentively. At the same time, he raised his ears and listened carefully to the movements in the courtyard.

During this time, people's nightlife itself was very scarce, and there were no other activities except making little people. By about ten o'clock at night, the courtyard was completely silent.

Xu Damao was not in a hurry, just like an experienced hunter, sitting quietly in the kitchen and waiting for his prey to take the bait.

The stove in the kitchen was burning brightly. Not to mention Xu Damao's super physique, even with his previous physique, he wouldn't feel very cold. At the same time, Xu Damao's courtyard door was also ajar, making it easier for Xu Damao to observe and enter and exit.

When it was around twelve o'clock at night, there was finally movement in Qin Huairu's house.

Previously, after getting the note, Bangge suddenly realized that he was only focused on stealing from Silly Zhu's house and forgot to steal from the deaf old lady's house. The deaf old lady's house often had good food, so she must have money and votes.

Greed prevented Bangge from thinking about whether this was a trap.

Banggan immediately burned the piece of paper, and then waited until night to break into the deaf old lady's house.

Banggeng's movement woke up Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu didn't sleep well tonight, for fear that Xu Damao would come and smash the glass of his house again.

Qin Huairu slept very restlessly, in a state of half-awake and half-asleep, always ready to catch Xu Damao on the spot.

"Banggen, where are you going?" Qin Huairu asked in a daze.

"I have a stomachache, go to the toilet to poop, Mom, just go to sleep." Banggeng said.

Qin Huairu didn't even open her eyes, she just lay down on the bed and continued to sleep after hearing this.

Banggeng quietly went out and squatted at the door for a while. After Qin Huairu's snoring came from the house, Banggeng quietly walked to the backyard.

When they arrived at the backyard, Banggeng didn't notice that Xu Damao was staring at him through the ajar door.

BangGeng observed it first, and instead of prying open the door, he climbed directly through the window. The glass of the deaf old lady's house was smashed to pieces, so it was a good deal.

Bangge opened the window, climbed directly in, then turned on the flashlight and started looking around the house.

I have to admit that there are geniuses in this world.

Banggen's reputation as the Saint of Thieves is well deserved. Banggen was surprised to find the deaf old lady's money in such a short period of time. If Xu Damao was asked to look for it, Xu Damao would probably have to look for it for a long time, and he might not even find it yet.

As expected, everything requires talent, and Bangge’s skill points and talent points are all added to stealing.

Bangge laughed wildly, "Hey~", climbed out of the window, and ran home excitedly. After just two steps, he felt a pain in his neck and fainted.

Xu Damao had been waiting for BangGeng for a long time. As soon as BangGeng came out, Xu Damao hit BangGeng with a knife and knocked him unconscious. Then, Xu Damao started to search BangGeng.

"Hiss~" Xu Damao couldn't help but sucked in a breath of cold air after searching Banggan's back.

I saw Banggian holding two large yellow croakers, two small yellow croakers, a pair of jade bracelets, a jade pendant, and a handful of money and tickets in his arms.

Although Xu Damao didn't know much about jade, it was definitely good enough to be treasured by the deaf old lady.

"Banggeng is really cruel. He just dug up the old deaf lady's coffin." Xu Damao secretly exclaimed. He really didn't know whether Banggeng was ruthless or if he was ignorant and fearless.

Xu Damao put away two large yellow croakers, two small yellow croakers, a pair of jade bracelets, and a jade pendant. The money and tickets were still in Banggeng's arms.

Later, Xu Damao went to the central courtyard with a thermos bottle and poured water in front of Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu's door.

Although the method is old-fashioned, it works. When hunting rabbits in the grass, hit them when you hit them. If you can't hit them, pull them down.

People tend to lose their minds easily when they are angry. Once they are controlled by anger and lose their minds, they will naturally not pay attention to some details.

Furthermore, Chinese people are by nature easy-going and would rather die than be at ease. They always place their hopes on others, hoping that Xu Damao will not pour water on their doorstep again, so they will naturally relax mentally.

After Xu Damao waited for the water to freeze, he put on his gloves, picked up two bricks, and threw them at Yi Zhonghai's and Qin Huairu's homes respectively.

"Kacha~kacha~" Two crisp sounds of broken glass came, and Xu Damao ran back home with a "hoo~" and locked the courtyard door.

"Xu! Big! Mao!" Qin Huairu shouted hysterically.

Qin Huairu was about to collapse.

Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai was released. Qin Huairu opened the door to light the lamp, put on her clothes and opened the door to find Yi Zhonghai to make decisions for herself.

"Xu! Da! Mao! You bastard, how dare you smash the glass of my house!" Yi Zhonghai's angry roar echoed through the courtyard.

When Qin Huairu heard that the windows of Yi Zhonghai's house had also been smashed, the anger in her heart was inexplicably lessened and her mood became better.

"Yi Zhonghai should be able to deal with Xu Damao this time." Qin Huairu thought to himself.

Chinese people are dependent by nature. When something goes wrong, they don't want to solve it themselves. They always rely on others. Once they are wronged, they always think about "there is a great master in the sky."

It's a pity that no one cares about such trivial matters. Moreover, this kind of trivial matter is the most tormenting and can drive a person crazy. In the past, Jia Zhang used this trick to drive others crazy, and others could only pay to deal with it. thing.

Now, it's their turn to be driven crazy.

"Master, your glass was also smashed by Xu Damao. Let's go find him." Qin Huairu opened the door and said angrily.

"Let's go! Go find that bastard Xu Damao! You must teach him a lesson this time and deal with him properly." At the same time, the door of Yi Zhonghai's house opposite opened, revealing Yi Zhonghai's angry face.

Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were in extreme anger. Naturally, they were no longer rational as before. Naturally, they ignored some small details, such as the ice under their feet.

The two of them went out at the same time, and then...

"what!"

"what!"

Two miserable screams were heard, and Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu fell down at the same time.

"Xu! Da! Mao!" Yi Zhonghai was completely angry. He struggled to get up and shouted angrily: "Come out, come out, everyone come out, and hold a hospital-wide meeting!"

"I must eradicate the cancer in our courtyard today. Since someone dares to pour cold water on my door, they will also pour cold water on your door."

"It's okay if you're young and fall down, but what should you do if you're old and get injured or disabled? You don't want to stumble every day when you go out, and you don't want to have to worry about whether there is water splashing in front of the door every day."

Yi Zhonghai was a thief in his moral kidnapping. Knowing that if he was thrown, others would only laugh at it, Yi Zhonghai simply took the risk to the fullest and spread it on everyone.

The beasts in the courtyard have to get out of their beds no matter how reluctant they are. Yi Zhonghai's words are right. Xu Damao can pour water on Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu's door today, but he will also pour cold water on their door if they are not safe in the future.

"Lao Yi, you always look for reasons within yourself. Why don't they splash water in front of my house instead of yours? Regardless of the facts..." Liu Haizhong jumped out and once again used this rhetoric to attack Yi Zhonghai.

"Shut up! Is this a matter for me alone? This matter is related to the safety of everyone. Do you dare to guarantee that the door of everyone will not be splashed with water? If you dare to guarantee, I will turn around and leave." Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily .

If Liu Haizhong really changed his promise, Yi Zhonghai would dare to pour water on the door of every house.

Just as Liu Haizhong was about to open his mouth to promise, he was pulled back by Liu Guangtian. Liu Haizhong's big head reacted slowly, but Liu Guangtian reacted quickly. Liu Guangtian also thought of what Yi Zhonghai was thinking.

Liu Guangtian then whispered a few words into Liu Haizhong's ear.

Liu Haizhong's eyes widened in anger. Just when he was about to settle accounts with Yi Zhong, Liu Guangtian whispered again: "They haven't done it yet, why do you want to settle accounts with them?"

Liu Haizhong was dumbfounded. Yes, Yi Zhonghai hadn't poured water on the door of each house yet.

When Yi Zhonghai saw that everyone had almost arrived, he looked proud and led everyone straight to the backyard in high spirits.

He Yuyu in the crowd stared wide-eyed and couldn't help but want to laugh.

He Yuyu was not worried about Xu Damao suffering at all. After these few days of contact, He Yuyu keenly discovered that Xu Damao's shamelessness was simply outrageous.

How could such a person suffer?

What's more, Yi Zhonghai's most capable general, Fuzhu, who is responsible for military force, is not around. Yi Zhonghai simply can't control Xu Damao with words alone.

In just a few seconds, Yi Zhonghai led everyone to the backyard.

Bangge was lying on the ground in the backyard. The flashlight in Yi Zhonghai's hand was only focused on shining on the door of Xu Damao's house. He didn't pay attention to his feet at all. The dog tripped over Bangge and chewed his shit.

"Xu Damao, I'll fuck you!" Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear it anymore and yelled.