Douluo: I didn’t want to become a god, but I actually became a god

Second day of training.

"Ten!"

Xiao Wu's energetic voice echoed in the forest: "Hahaha, Yiyi, listen to me! Boss Dai has broken the tenth pot! The master said that he will open a new small pot for him after he breaks fifty. ! Hahahahahaha..."

Zhu Zhuqing, who was wearing a doll costume and catching fish underwater, was so frightened that he choked instantly.

Coughing, he let go of the prey in his mouth and swam up from the bottom of the water.

Even Jan Sen, who was hunting in his martial soul form, was so frightened by the laughter that he flicked his tail and knocked away a hive.

The hive was buzzing, and after a while, a black cloud of bees flew out.

Go straight towards Jan Sen.

Although the skin of the anaconda is thick, it cannot withstand so many bees chasing and poking at it!

Ran Sen wandered up and down the forest in embarrassment until he got into the stream where Zhu Zhuqing was training, and then he avoided the swarm of bees pursuing him.

Yiyi, who had been informed of the news, was staying with Tang San to discuss with him the general layout of the buildings.

With a sound, the pencil drawing on the paper instantly left a strong mark on the drawing.

Yiyi looked at the mark that was so deep that it was difficult to erase, and tightened the pen in her hand.

Facing Xiao Wu who was running towards him happily, she smiled brightly and raised her fingers.

As expected, Xiao Wu, who was still in a state of excitement, instantly brushed against Yiyi's side, "Yiyi! Yiyi! You heard it! The master said that if Boss Dai breaks those things again, he will be given a small stove. The dean also said If this continues, he will build a kiln specifically to make money!"

"Yeah." Yiyi said perfunctorily to Xiao Wu.

Then when she wasn't paying attention, she pinched Xiao Wu's cheeks with both hands and stretched them.

"Hmm...?"

"It's very good to pinch, Xiao Wu, it feels great~"

"Really?!"

Xiaowu Xingxing looked at Yiyi with a look of complete trust.

Yiyi, Yiyi has no conscience, so there is no dull pain in conscience.

The fourth day of training.

"Bam—!"

There was a loud noise in the distance, and even the pickle jar that Oscar was carrying exploded.

Xiao Wu was full of energy and once again acted as the 'Announcement Bird': "Yiyi, Yiyi! Fatty blew up Teacher Shao Xin's dark cooking room! We don't have to eat dark cooking next time! This is even more powerful than Boss Dai! Ha! Ha ha ha ha……"

The disgraced Ma Hongjun, who had just emerged from the ruins, shouted to the sky with dissatisfaction, "What! I was just careless!"

A group of teachers escaped from the building before it was blown up.

Flanders stood at the front and squeezed the knuckles of his fists, making a rattling sound.

"Oh! Hongjun, should you explain why the kitchen exploded while it was on fire?!"

"And those ingredients, really, a lot of them are useless. It's such a waste." While Shao Xin felt sorry for his own cooking room, he felt even more sorry for the ingredients that couldn't be used now.

Zhao Wuji was more direct, "Who said those things can't be used? When the time comes, why don't we just give them to the fat man together with the burnt vegetables!"

Ma Hongjun looked at several teachers who surrounded him, forming four high walls.

He showed a frightened and guilty expression, "Um, um...Teacher, please listen to my explanation..."

Flanders was the first to bear the brunt and spoke on behalf of the teacher, "I can't."

Seeing the opponent's iron fist getting closer and closer to him, Ma Hongjun knew that he could not escape the fate of being beaten, so he could only let out his last wailing: "No -!"

The sound carried far away.

If we talk about Ma Hongjun's mistake this time, the funny level is 10.

Then the funnyness level of what is spread through Xiao Wu is 100.

Later, I saw everyone eating the food carefully prepared by Yu Xiaogang, while Ma Hongjun only had a pile of food that was either half-cooked or burnt to charcoal, and the funny level soared to 1000.

The food in Ma Hongjun's bowl really affected his appetite, so he was pushed to a small stool and ate alone.

He muttered with some dissatisfaction: "Why am I the only one who has to eat these burnt meals?"

If you don’t look at the food in the bowl and you can’t tell them apart, they are all completely black, but it can actually be called a good dish with fish and meat, a combination of meat and vegetables.

but……

Once the scorch setting is added.

No one will have more appetite for those big fish and meat dishes.

Dai Mubai flicked his chopsticks in the air, "That's it...after all, you blew up the kitchen, so I can still give you something to eat, which is pretty good!"

Ma Hongjun felt aggrieved and angry when he heard this, "Hey! Obviously you are not much better! Now everyone thinks that you can break 100 pots and make them up so that Lao Zhao and the others can open a kiln for you!"

Dai Mubai's evil eyes narrowed, and he turned his head with a loud sound to look at the people who were pretending to be eating and drinking seriously, but in fact they were the ones spreading the gossip.

"Ah, this thing is really good." Xiao Wu bit her ribs and smiled awkwardly at Yiyi.

Yiyi also followed: "Yeah, not bad. It's sweet and sour pork ribs. Dad is practicing new dishes recently."

When Dai Mubai's eyes moved towards him, Oscar lowered his head and picked the rice in the bowl carefully, "Ah haha, eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables, these dishes are all good."

Ran Sen thought of something, "The sweetness in this sweet and sour pork ribs must be the honey from before... But, Senior Xiao Ao, the dish you are talking about is not..." Is it irrigated by feces?

Before he could finish his words, Oscar, who knew how to wink, stuffed his stomach with steamed buns.

"Xiao Sensen! Eat more, eat more, don't mention that, we can still be brothers."

Every day, because the vegetables were watered by that thing, Ning Rongrong rarely went to the farmland during the period of watering fertilizers.

If it was brought up again, Oscar felt that he might not be able to see Ning Rongrong until the training was over.

Jan Sen was stuffed with a mouthful of steamed buns and chewed them down. He still couldn't figure out why Senior Oscar didn't let him talk anymore.

However, he is still learning the reasons for the diversity of human nature and does not have much objection to this.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were still discussing hundreds of ways to cook fish.

Tang San also used various postures to tame the Eight Spider Spears step by step.

If everyone can publish a book, then...

Dai Mubai is, "How the vat was crushed and refined", "Where did my gold soul coins go in those years?" 》

Ning Rongrong and Oscar are, "My Years and Her Years of Farming Life"

Zhu Zhuqing, "Wearing a doll costume, I became the owner of the fish pond step by step"

Jan Sen, "A Snake's Guide to Survival in the Forest"

Ma Hongjun, "The Master of Cooking: Frying the Kitchen", "The Necessity of Fire Control in the Kitchen", "Being able to eat does not mean being able to cook"

Tang San, "Precious Materials on the Taming of the Spine in Early Mankind"

Xiao Wu, "The Happy Life of Eating Melons Every Day in the Melon Field"

Yu Yuyi, "In those years, my injustice and I were in the same period"

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