Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Second update starting tomorrow! 8000 words.

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emirates stadium,

Muller, who opened the scoring for Bayern, pushed away the rat boy Lahm who was "taller than him", pushed away Luo Laohan who was "handsome than him", pushed away the black Liu Xing who was "whiter than him"... pushed away all those who wanted to be with him Teammates celebrating together…

He...ran madly towards the sidelines and jumped directly into Heynckes' arms.

With the help of his assistant, Heynckes managed to straighten his back... This prevented the master and apprentice from rolling into a gourd.

"Thank you, head!"

Heynckes gasped:

"You have taken a fancy to my girl, right? You want me to go to heaven and get both people and wealth..."

"Is it really okay? Boss, how much is your inheritance?"

"roll!"

"Okay, can you walk back?"

"... "

After a while, the game started again.

Bayern, which was lagging behind, should actually cherish every second, but they had never practiced the changes in the second half. Muller's goal was like a reassurance...

The first time of anything is always a special excitement, and they celebrated it for a long time.

Arsenal kicked off after Bayern players celebrated their return.

Xia Qi gave the ball to De Bruyne and rushed forward.

As Arsenal's most dangerous player, his forward runs attract moths to a flame like a candle.

Kroos and Xavi Martinez were originally supposed to return to defense to prevent the midfielder from being disconnected from the back line, but now they double-teamed in order to contain Xia Qi's breakthrough.

In an instant, a gap inevitably appeared between Bayern's midfielder and defender, and De Bruyne was keenly aware of this change.

He immediately delivered a grounder that was sharp and precise.

At the same time, Podolski was on the left, advancing forward, passing the ball through the space, and reached the front of Bayern's penalty area unimpeded, only to be intercepted by Lahm.

The two were once teammates. Knowing the basics, Bayern generals believe that Lahm can definitely complete the single defense task.

Unexpectedly, Podolski became more capable, passed Ram with a rhythm difference, and cut inside into the penalty area.

At this time, Boateng and Dante panicked, leaving one to defend Balotelli and the other to stick to Podolski.

After Podolski forced Boateng out, he immediately passed the ball in an inverted triangle, giving Xia Qi an advance.

Xia Qi was like a car rushing out of the track after firing a gun, leaving Cross and Javi Martinez behind with a roar.

At that moment,

Boateng, who pounced on Podolski, quickly changed direction and pounced on Xia Qi, but to no avail.

When Xia Qi rushed forward, he stabbed the football between Boateng's legs.

Don’t think that Boateng is a bad guy!

In fact, he is very good!

First, he changes direction very quickly and attacks back.

Second, he judged Xia Qi's attack route very accurately.

Although Xia Qi penetrated his crotch, he stopped in front of Xia Qi in time.

This is strength!

Boateng saw Xia Qi crashing towards him like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Fake!

Boateng, who dominated the Bundesliga, felt that he was being despised and kept swearing.

In his heart, Xia Qi is even more arrogant than the unruly Ronaldo!

because,

Xia Qi actually had no intention of changing direction!

Does this mean yarn?

Boateng felt a little aggrieved. He didn't say he was the best player in the world, but he was probably the fifth best player in the world!

One of the top five central defenders in the world, don't you brag about it!

However, Xia Qi didn't seem to see him. After wearing his crotch, he didn't overtake on the outside, but rushed over directly.

Boateng's head was spinning rapidly, thinking of several defensive plans, and found that Xia Qi was unstoppable... His most reasonable defense at this time turned out to be a tactical foul.

This made Boateng even more furious, but there was nothing he could do. If Xia Qi was allowed to rush in, Arsenal would be three against two in the penalty area...

Boateng can't take any chances!

Without hesitation, he stretched out his "dragon grip" to grab Xia Qi's clothes.

"Tactical foul!"

"Boateng was pulling and pulling Xia Qi, who was starting at a fast pace!"

"Oops! I didn't hold it!"

"The market value of Xia Qi's two consecutive shots has just increased, because the quality of this damn jersey has shrunk again..."

eat…

Xia Qi's jersey was torn...

The president of the European region suffered a heart attack at the same moment...

Boateng saw an extra piece of cloth in the palm of his hand. His pupils dilated instantly. His face was full of disbelief, as if time had stopped. He felt mixed emotions. With this claw, he had grabbed hundreds of millions of dollars?

The Emirates Stadium is buzzing!

Arsenal fans shouted at the top of their lungs: "Go!"

Compared with the enthusiasm of the fans, the two head coaches know better. How strong is Xia Qi's forward strength when his jersey is torn?

Both of them had surprised faces. One had his mouth wide open, and a whole egg could be stuffed into the "O"-shaped mouth. The other's eyes were as wide as bells, and the whole person was as stiff as an ice sculpture on the side of the court.

Neuer resisted the urge to rush out of the penalty area and fight Xia Qi.

Shouted: "Return to defense! Come back to defense quickly!"

Xia Qi, who was watching the game for free in his head, gave Neuer a new line: "Come quickly! There is an assassin! Protect him! Protect him quickly!"

Dante heard Neuer's cry, saw his teammates rushing towards the penalty area, and saw Xia Qi being unstoppable...

But in order to buy time for his teammates, he rushed towards Xia Qi without hesitation.

When he saw the white line in the penalty area from the corner of his eye, Dante immediately opened his arms and put his arms around Xia Qi's waist.

But Xia Qi, who was charging forward, suddenly accelerated a second time!

The shoulder quickly hit Dante's chest,

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The crushing sound of flesh colliding, Dante's scream... spread throughout the entire venue... the sounds were all accusing Xia Qi of being terrible, and everyone felt a dull pain in their chests.

Bayern fans and players shouted at the referee:

"foul!"

"foul!"

Heynckes rushed to the fourth official and roared: "Foul, why not blow the whistle?"

"Yes, Dante did foul, but now it's in the offense's favor."

"I'm talking about that damn No. 9, he's an executioner and all my players are injured."

"Calm down, the referee will make a decision..."

On the court, after Xia Qi hit Dante, the referee on duty made a forward gesture to indicate that the attack was effective.

Cheers resounded throughout the Emirates Stadium.

Between the electric light and flint,

Neuer lost his protection and was exposed to Xia Qi's cannon.

slow down,

Swing your legs,

Pumping towards the football.

"Boom!"

The sound of the winning football not only roared like a racing motor, but also stimulated the nerves of more than 70,000 fans like a racing car.

"Shoot...the door..." (broken sound)!