Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After the game between Arsenal and Tottenham, Balotelli, who scored a hat trick, was not sought after, De Bruyne, who assisted the hat trick, was not sought after, and Xia Qi, who performed well on both offense and defense, was not sought after.

The man who was surrounded by reporters and kept sending rainbow farts was Arsenal's head coach - Arsene Wenger.

Wenger did not expect that one of his changes would arouse heated discussion in the British and European media.

The 343 formation is actually a very common formation.

But Wenger made improvements and used three midfielders, which is one of the hot topics.

Football lineups usually have a single defensive midfielder or a double defensive midfielder. Arsenal is unique in the three-back midfielder style of play.

What interests the media the most is Arsenal's "run and gun tactics."

Strikers, one of them really dares to run,

Midfielders, if one really dares to pass the ball,

Just such "Inzaghi"-style goals make the coach shine brighter than the players.

Offense is the best way to capture the hearts of fans!

I thought Arsenal played three defensive midfielders for defense, but it turned out to be a scoring spree!

Arsenal fans went crazy, shouting Wenger's name hysterically.

The British media went berserk;

European football was shocked,

2013 was a year of changes in football tactics, and also a year of blowout in football tactics.

Guardiola left his hometown to sign with Bayern Munich after reflecting on and improving Barcelona's TiKi-TaKa.

The "defensive forward" concept pioneered by Klopp has made the Hornets a new force that cannot be ignored in Europe.

The unruly Mourinho tried to incorporate offensive elements into Real Madrid's impregnable defensive system.

The gangster Simeone is experimenting with the "mad dog" tactics in the Sheet Army.

Allegri, Conte, and Inzaghi emphasized defense while increasing offensive investment, so the ancient 352 lineup put old wine in new bottles - a new look...

Now, Wenger's run-and-gun tactics are added.

Compared with other tactics, Wenger's run and gun and Guardiola's new TiKi-TaKa are the most popular for a simple reason: they look good!

Arsenal fans feel that their eyes and ears are not enough. Before they can recover from the "run and gun tactics" controversy, news about Bayern is overwhelming again.

Bayern flew to London three days in advance, rejected Chelsea's invitation, and settled in the Tottenham training center.

The small town of Enfield was also surrounded by the media.

But Bayern head coach Heynckes issued a lockdown order!

This sense of urgency for the upcoming war has instead heightened the expectations of the media and fans.

The number of clicks on gossip about Bayern often easily exceeds 30,000 to 40,000.

A piece of news leaked by an insider at the Tottenham training center - "Bayern massacred Tottenham 8:0" became a hot search topic.

Someone with good intentions came to Xia Qi and asked him what he thought.

Xia Qi replied calmly: "Tottenham are so pitiful!"

Seeing Xia Qi walking into the base without looking back, the busybody yelled at Xia Qi's back without giving up: "Bayern has scored 8 goals and their attack power is stronger than yours. Aren't you worried?" "

Xia Qi waved his hand back, his voice pretending to be old:

"Boys, that's just Tottenham."

The fans gathered at the entrance of Colney's training ground burst into laughter.

The person Xia Qi imitated was Ferguson. In the 01-02 season, Manchester United met Tottenham, the weakest team in the Big 6.

But this little guy got off to a fierce start and scored three goals for Manchester United in the first half.

Trailing 0:3, Ferguson returned to the locker room and saw the players' eyes were blank and the atmosphere was gloomy.

He pretended to be relaxed and said: "Kids, it's just Tottenham."

When the Manchester United players heard this, they thought, yes, it's just Tottenham. What are they afraid of?

In the second half, he kicked with his head and kicked, bang bang, and scored five goals in succession. The game was reversed 5:3.

From then on, Bailu Lane has the reputation of Sansan Lane.

Xia Qi's antics made the worried Arsenal fans relax a lot.

They asked: "We will definitely beat Bayern, right?"

"Relax! In London, I, Arsenal, are the king!"

That night, the "London Evening News" ran the headline "Relax! Arsenal is the King of London", looking ahead to tomorrow's Champions League quarter-finals.

And guess the starting lineups of both teams.

Bayern's lineup is not difficult to guess, 4231 is for sure.

The key to the question is, after Ribery returns, where will Muller's position be?

Arsenal has a high probability of 343. Isn't Wenger's tactical change just for tomorrow night?

When Xia Qi returned to the boarding house, Alice asked: "Xia Qi, how will you play tomorrow?"

"325!"

"Ah! Why is it 523! Isn't 343 very strong?"

Xia Qi asked Alice to get closer, then held her ears and shouted: "It's 325, a variation of 343."

Today, Guardiola, Klopp, Conte, Inzaghi...a new generation of offensive coaches have just entered the workplace.

Football lineups are mainly foot-heavy in terms of numbers, such as 442, 541, 4321... Guardiola, Klopp... After successfully taking over, 424, 325 became popular...

In fact, these two lineups existed in the 1930s and 1940s, but have been redefined by the new generation of coaches.

Alice rubbed her ears and asked in confusion: "Five forwards? Who will serve you guys?"

"You need to take care of it! Fake fans."

Jack patted Xia Qi on the shoulder: "Isn't it going to be very hard for you tomorrow? You have to run almost 15 kilometers, right?"

Xia Qi replied proudly: "About 18 kilometers," and turned to Alice and said: "Look at your father, this is a real football fan, they are both gun fans. Why are there such big differences between people..."

"Go away, I want you to take care of..."

"Xia, it's my birthday tomorrow, can you score a goal for me?"

"100 yuan."

"What?"

"Score one goal, one hundred pounds, no matter how young or old you are, the price will be the same."

"I'm going to Zhuxie to sue you..."

Jack smiled and said, "I'll pay five hundred."

"Jack, that's the price of a beautiful woman. For you, add two zeros at the end..."

"Alice, bring me my boxing gloves..."

"You guys are busy, I'm going upstairs to rest."

"Ha ha…"

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The game between Arsenal and Bayern is scheduled for Friday night.

UEFA deliberately staggered the European league matches so that more fans could watch the game live on television.

UEFA conducted market research before the game. Among the Champions League games that fans most want to watch, the game between Arsenal and Bayern ranks highest.

Followed by the game between Barcelona and AC Milan.

It is reported that 176 countries have applied for live broadcast, and even the football kingdom-Brazil has purchased the live broadcast rights.

There are more than 200 TV stations whose live broadcast rooms are located directly in the Emirates Stadium.

This is a highly watched game.

Champions League match day,

Outside the Emirates Stadium, it turned into a sea of ​​red and white early on. Scalpers tripled the price of the tickets in their hands and asked them if they wanted to take it.