Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

(I feel yang and I feel very uncomfortable. I’m sorry if I made any mistakes.)

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Bayern fans at the Allianz Arena are looking forward to Robben "eating" Xia Qi alive again.

Robben found it a bit difficult, but still wanted to try.

The side showdown began amidst the cheers of the fans.

Robben's pace is very fast, sometimes sprinting, sometimes stopping suddenly, sometimes going straight, sometimes changing direction, sometimes...

However, no matter how hard he tried, Xia Qi was always three steps away from him, as if there was a mirror three steps ahead of him, and Xia Qi was the person in the mirror.

He was firmly restricted to the outer path by Xia Qi.

The two started from the center circle and continued to struggle until they reached the right rib of the penalty area. When they reached the bottom, Robben lost.

Robben decided to cut inside, then stepped on his bicycle and suddenly made a pass in the direction of Kroos.

As long as Xia Qi's attention is slightly distracted, Robben will immediately change direction inward after retracting his foot. This is a complete set of coherent actions.

Little did he know that Xia Qi was waiting for this opportunity.

Previously, Robben was walking and stopping, the football was between his feet, and Xia Qi was unable to "make a move".

At this time, Robben pretended to pass the ball. In order to deceive Xia Qi, the whole play must be performed. There must be a leg-raising movement, and at the same time, the football must leave between the legs and be on the side of the body.

In this way, football loses the protection of both feet, and cheating becomes a failure!

In the electric light and flint room,

Xia Qi is as fast as lightning. When Robben raised his leg to "fake pass", he poked him over. The moment his toes touched the ball, he changed the poke into a dunk, and the speed was +5%. Then he pulled again, +5%.

Attack and defense switch immediately!

"Pretty!"

"A Nesta-style elegant steal!"

"Xia Qi's steal is as clean as pure water, without any human smoke. It reminds me of the elegant guard Nesta."

"This is no longer an ordinary defense, but an art of football. Today, when the back line is becoming more and more physical, this kind of artistic defense has disappeared."

“So, tonight I shout: Elegance never goes out of style!”

On the court, Xia Qi immediately sprinted forward after stealing the ball. He was very fast and penetrated Schweinsteiger in less than three seconds. This meant that there were only two center backs left in front of Xia Qi.

(When Bayern attacks, they like two full-backs to move forward and participate in the attack.)

Boateng rushed towards Xia Qi without hesitation. He was afraid that Xia Qi would shoot from a distance thirty meters in front of the goal.

His defense is spot on.

Later, Xia Qi will really make waves in the world.

Al chose to pass the ball.

In defensive counterattack, the emphasis is on "quickness"!

Although Al's choice disappointed Arsenal fans, it was very reasonable and calm. Heynckes on the sidelines couldn't help but ask the assistant coach: How old is that kid this year?

"More than 18 years old."

"His playing style is as steady as a dog and is totally inconsistent with his age... It's incredible."

After Balotelli received the ball, he moved the ball to the right with his right foot and tilted his body to the right while facing Dante.

Dante moved his center of gravity to the left, Balotelli moved the ball to the left with the inside of his right foot, pulled the ball with his left foot and then swung the ball.

From right to left, change direction horizontally.

Dante was already prepared and changed back.

According to the normal plot, Balotelli shook again until Dante was knocked down.

But is Balotelli a normal person? ?

He circled the football directly and hit Dante,

Dante panicked. His center of gravity was unstable at this moment. With this collision, the door would open.

Boateng panicked and immediately pounced on Balotelli.

In a flash of lightning, Dante made the most correct choice at the moment.

He pushed back against Balotelli with all his might, but he couldn't hold on anymore.

Now I can only create opportunities for my partners.

This strategy was successful.

Balotelli lost the opportunity to single-handedly kill Neuer, Dante bought time for Boateng, and Boateng came back.

Balotelli's football intelligence was once again on display.

He staggered, did not try to stabilize his position, and shot past the opponent.

Instead, he knocked the football horizontally.

Normally, playing like this would definitely not work.

But this time it was a wonderful move!

Bayern was counterattacked by Arsenal, and the penalty area was empty at this time!

Dante fell, Boateng was in front of him, and the only one who could compete with Xia Qi for the ball was Neuer, the fifth defender.

The two of them quickly rushed towards the football.

When Neuer saw that Xia Qi was faster, he immediately jumped sideways and slid towards Xia Qi in a "one" shape.

At this time, the safest shot is a lob, but the distance between the two is too close and there is no room for a lob.

Usually, you either dribble laterally past the goalkeeper, but there is Boateng, or you kick him, and compete with Neuer's "foot speed"!

Al chose to complete Balotelli's unfinished shot.

With his right foot and heel, he gently lifted the football behind his back. The football was thrown upward behind him, about as high as his waist.

After retracting his feet, he used both feet to leap forward high, with his head down as if he accidentally stumbled. His feet naturally kicked upwards, and the heel of his right foot hit the free-falling football.

The football roars towards the empty goal!

"Fuck you!"

Zhan Jun expressed what everyone was thinking.

Boateng and Neuer looked at Xia Qi dumbfounded, with ten thousand grass and mud horses running through their hearts...

Balotelli's eyes were bright, and he rushed out with a diagonal stab and knocked Xia Qi down.

Originally, Xia Qi wanted to leave three stripes at the Allianz Arena, but before he could do it, he was suppressed by Balotelli.

"how did you do it?"

"Teach me quickly."

Next! Wilshere, Arteta...all pressed forward.

"Well done, not only did we score a goal, we also humiliated them."

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On the sidelines of the court, Wenger buried his face deeply in his hands.

Pat Rice comforted him: "There is often a fine line between genius and madness. Newton had schizophrenia, and Pushkin had manic depression..."

"We think Xia Qi is sick and it was Xia Ji Ba who kicked him. Maybe Xia Qi himself thinks that is the safest way. At least so far, he has not made any mistakes in his unconventional approach."

Heynckes screamed from next door: "Does he feel more confident playing like this or is it just for show?"

The assistant coach next to him shrugged and spread his hands: "Who knows? Anyway, he has scored a lot of such inhuman goals."

"Tell Karl (Rumenigge) to send someone to contact the boy, and hurry up. I hope Florentino won't have time to watch tonight's game."

"Arsenal will not..."

"He has sold out three captains... You should make a call now."

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