Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Jack stuffed his daughter's anti-wolf spray into his trouser pocket and kissed his wife and daughter goodbye one by one.

He and his "comrades" will wear short-sleeved jerseys and long pants in London, where the temperature is only 7 degrees Celsius, and form a team for the "Southern Expedition."

About 20,000 "Jacks" will walk to Stamford Bridge.

In every London derby, Jack's family is doing a "life and death farewell". Xia Qi thinks why bother with this, but they just enjoy it.

Football culture has been integrated into their blood, and their happiness is difficult for outsiders to understand.

"Uh-huh……"

The phone vibrated,

A text message: "I dreamed last night that you scored a goal."

Xia Qi is sure that Emma Watson is interested in him, but he doesn't know whether he wants to get fired or if he is just as emotional as Cheryl.

In Europe, the traffic of football stars is no worse than that of popular entertainment stars. The most classic ones are Beckham and the Spice Girls. The couple complemented each other and became the king of traffic at that time.

Xia Qi was injured internally, he is now Xia Pingzhi, and Emma Watson came two months earlier.

Xia Qi edited the text message: "Dreams are the opposite..." Just as he was about to send it, he thought it was "straight", so he deleted it and re-edited it: "For your dream, I will definitely score a goal."

However, I feel that this is not possible. This is a bit provocative. Britain is more open-minded. If... it doesn't work, I can't let people know that I am Xia Pingzhi.

So it was deleted again.

As expected, women affect the speed of drawing a sword.

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Before the game started, the two Emmas were already sitting in the VIP box at Stamford Bridge Stadium.

"Your little tit boy, haven't you replied to your message yet?"

Emma Watson sighed back.

"What do you like about him? Is he a bit handsome? But there are so many people like him in Hollywood who are so unfavorable and useless..."

"Emma, ​​you don't like football. You don't understand. If you see him knocking people away, if you see him twisting his waist when he loses his balance in the air, if..."

"Stop, then I want to take a closer look today..."

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Arsenal's bus turned up at Stamford Bridge an hour before kick-off.

At this time, everything outside the stadium was blue.

Only a handful of Arsenal fans in red and white mixed in.

When Chelsea fans saw the Arsenal bus arriving, they all displayed slogans: "You will lose here", "Manchester United is the champion!", "No one can double play, the great Blues."

Manchester United is the champion, what the hell is this?

Xia Qi was very unhappy and missed Mourinho.

I drew a circle and cursed you: "Mourinho, please come back quickly. Your followers have betrayed your oath. They are getting along with the person you hate the most. Come back and clean up the door."

Xia Qi's curse came true four months later. From that day on, Xia Qi no longer dared to swear poison casually...

The end of science is metaphysics!

This is something.

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Wenger took Umtiti to a press conference, while Xia Qi and others warmed up.

Emma Watson saw Xia Qi warming up and standing on the balcony outside the VIP box. In an instant, Xia Qi felt a chill on his body.

Xia Qi found that his teammates looked at him like knives.

"Me and her..."

"We know that you two are innocent!"

Xia Qi sighed. How come no one believes the truth these days?

On the balcony, Emma Roberts saw Xia Qi ignoring them and curled her lips unhappily: "It's not that good, there's no gentlemanly demeanor at all."

"Dear, Xia Qi has a slight social anxiety just like Messi."

"Then why don't you date Messi? He is more famous."

"Messi's appearance goes up and down, and I'm not trying to hype him up, I'm serious."

"Are you crazy? Your career is booming."

"But, that feeling is coming, what can I do?"

"madman…"

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"...Friends from the audience, now I will introduce to you the lineups of both sides of the game. Chelsea's lineup is 451...

It's very interesting. Wenger has changed his formation, and Arsenal will also play a 451 lineup tonight. This is a sharp contrast... ” (For lineup, see the author’s comments)

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detect the host's current situation and match the host's [Ultimate Power] attributes."

"The charm of a man lies in his masculinity, and his masculinity lies in the display of strength..."

Xia Qi feels that Chelsea is in big trouble this time.

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like,

A silent power filled his whole body. Although his fists were not as big as a casserole, it felt like one could punch ten today.

"Hey! Why do you feel so handsome?"

"Isn't he handsome?"

"I just like how serious he is."

"Look at how nymphomaniac you are, sister tells you that a handsome man is of no use..."

...

Line up, shake hands, pick sides...

Chelsea won the kick-off.

"Beep!"

"The game started. After the whistle, Torres passed the ball directly to Hazard behind him."

Wenger attaches great importance to this game. He bluntly told the players that tonight's lineup is a practice against Bayern, and players who perform well will start in the Champions League.

Can the players not work hard?

After the whistle blew, everyone quickly pounced on Chelsea like a pack of hungry wolves.

Balotelli was the most ferocious, and he was the first to pounce on Hazard who had the ball.

How could the king of ball-striking take a fool seriously? The moment Balotelli rushed up, he dunked the football and Marseille spun around, allowing Balotelli to miss the ball.

Before Balotelli could turn around, Hazard moved forward a little and easily passed Balotelli.

However, before Azar could feel proud, his vision suddenly turned dark and dark clouds covered his face.

"Boom!"

A muffled sound!

Flying upside down.

It turned out that at the moment when he passed, Xia Qi bumped into him.

Beep! Beep! !

Xia Qi, who had cut off the football, was about to sprint, but the referee stopped the game.

Chelsea players rushed towards Xia Qi and surrounded him.

"Are you crazy?"

"What do you want to do?"