Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The next day, Xia Qi sent Balotelli a text message and made an appointment to go fishing together tomorrow.

Because last night, the team celebrated the championship, and the teammates were very late. Xia Qi estimated that they all slept until it was dark.

Today he can only go to training first...

It's fun to watch people set off fireworks.

Setting off fireworks yourself is another kind of fun.

Xia Qi hopes that he can set off his own fireworks on the court before he is twenty-three years old.

Therefore, although there is a system around me, I dare not relax for a moment in training.

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"train"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"It is detected that the host has two skills that need training, and the training plan is being matched..."

"Matching completed..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

Training is not a child's play, it is related to the issue of getting twice the result with half the effort and twice the result with half the effort. Xia Qi decisively chose to hang up with one click.

The 2011-2012 season is over.

Xia Qi was the only lone figure on the Manchester City training ground, but the club meeting room was bustling with activity.

The players are on vacation, and the coaching staff and marketing department need two months to finalize the lineup for next season.

It seemed like I had plenty of time, but actually my time was very tight and I had to work overtime.

"Gentlemen, if we want to defend the title next season, we must strengthen the back line. Are the transfers of Maicon, Wright and Nastaschi going smoothly?"

"Head, Nastaschi and Wright are just short of signing. Maicon has some problems. Inter Milan's offer is 2000 million, which Mr. Lennon thinks is too high."

"Our marketing department did reject the other party's offer. If you think it is necessary, sir, I suggest that we continue to negotiate in the form of cash + players."

"He has to be in my plans and I need you to continue."

"Okay, I'll send them a fax right away. How about 1000 million + Savage?"

"Lennon, believe me. Twenty million is actually not that high. He is worth the price."

"understood."

"Do De Jong and Hargreave have to leave?"

"Then we still need to strengthen our midfield..."

"..."

"At what stage is Higuain's transfer discussed?"

"The player himself is not very willing..."

"Sell Santa Cruz and Adebayor. Regardless of whether Higuain and Cavani come or not, they are not in my plan..."

"Where's Xia Qi?"

“We have Dzeko, Aguero, Bartoli and Tevez in the team, and we have to bring in Higuain or Cavani, and keeping Xia Qi will be a disservice to him. The question now is, sell or rent? "

"Xia Qishe's character determines his height and is not worth our time. I suggest selling him as soon as possible when he becomes famous with one goal."

"No, no, no, he is a genius! George, you must not have seen Xia Qi's game.

Here are Xia Qi's U18 and U21 game videos. If you watch it, you will fall in love with him. I recommend renting it. He will be a business card of our youth training. "

"Li, I admit that Xia Qi's game condition is very good and he is very disciplined in his training and life. The hard work of the Chinese people is engraved in their bones.

But we all know that a superstar must have a strong heart, think of Beckenbauer's successor - Deisler..."

"Bastian Deisler suffers from depression, while Xia suffers from social anxiety. The two are worlds apart..."

...

...

London Colney training ground, also a conference room.

The atmosphere in the venue was solemn.

Fabregas left last year, and Van Persie will leave this year too.

One captain every year, one crit every year!

The good news: Fan didn't pay out of pocket.

Bad news: I transferred for the championship.

Wenger's gentle voice sounded: "Song, he has decided to go to Barcelona, ​​and Denilson is going back to Brazil, so we need reinforcements in both the forward and midfield."

Wenger paused and then said: "We have nearly 50 million in revenue from the transfer of Fan and Song, so our signing expenses should be controlled within this amount."

The atmosphere at the venue became even more dull. Arsenal's "zero-yuan" transfer budget crushed all participants' interest in speaking.

Wenger was the only one speaking in the conference room:

"Cazorla, Giroud, Podolski..."

The professor talked a lot, but found that he was the only one showing off, so he changed the topic.

"Look at this kid's game highlights."

On the projector, Xia Qi's U18 and U21 goal highlights and last night's winning score were played.

It's not that Wenger likes little carrot heads, but that all members of the Wen family like little carrot heads.

Wenger's right-hand men were immediately attracted by Xia Qi in the highlight reel.

Especially in the U18 match against Chelsea, Xia Qi passed five levels and defeated six generals like Messi. It was amazing.

Uncle Rice-Pat Rice swallowed his saliva and asked:

"Manchester City won't be that stupid, sell him."

Wenger smiled and opened the transfer window. Xia Qi was suddenly put up for sale.

Hey!

What’s more, it’s freshly baked.

Doesn’t it hurt that Mancini is a bastard?

In the conference room, there was constant laughter,

It turns out that in this year's transfer market, we are not the worst off. There are others who are worse off than us. They sold the future, but we only sold the present.

Thinking about it this way,

The atmosphere at the venue instantly became lively...

...

...

Xia Qi didn't know that the meeting rooms between Manchester City and Arsenal were so enthusiastic about him...

All he knew was that the first call he received after training was not from Balotelli, but from his agent Joanna.

"Xia, the professor wants you."

There is only one professor in football, and he is,

The only person in the Premier League who can arm-wrestle with Ferguson.

Although Mourinho can make Lafayette ashes on and off the field, in Lafayette's heart, Professor Wenger is the only man he deeply loves and hates.

"But I want to stay at Manchester City."

"The club informed me and asked me to contact the professor."

"Congratulations, Xia,..."

Xia Qi didn't think this was a happy event.

However, if a transfer is necessary, Arsene Wenger's Arsenal is indeed the place to go.

It is an honor to be favored by him!

So Xia Qi doesn't feel too uncomfortable. Putting aside his feelings for Manchester City, this is indeed a good thing.

It's another day.

Xia Qi has already caught six fish, but Balotelli, who promised to arrive soon, has not yet arrived.

Just when Xia Qi was worried, the phone rang:

"Hey! Xia, come on."

"...What are you doing at my house?"

Xia Qi had a sign that something bad was going to happen, so he ran back in a hurry.

There was a pickup truck parked in front of the noodle shop, and Balotelli was having a good time chatting with his parents.

"Hi, my dear Xia..."

"Mario, didn't we agree to go fishing together?"

Balotelli patted Xia Qi's butt, with a look on his face that said you can rest assured when I do the work, and led Xia Qi to the pickup truck.

When... when... when... when...

Balotelli first added a voiceover to himself, and then forcefully opened the pickup truck tarp...

I saw a car full of cocky mouths swimming happily in the carriage...

Xia Qi stared at the triumphant Balotelli with his mouth open, his bad feeling getting stronger and stronger...

"Mario, I need you to go fishing with me... Fishing, do you understand?"

"Xia, are you world-class under your neck? Isn't the fish here?"

Brother! You really understand metaphors!

Xia Qi felt crazy when he thought about failing the mission and having to wear heavy makeup and train for a week.

"What I want is fishing, not fish. I will go find you tomorrow."

"Tonight, I'm going back to Italy..."

2012年是运动大年，6月8日欧洲杯开幕，7月11日美洲杯开打，7月27日伦敦奥运会。

Xia Qi really had no reason to force him to stay for a day.

Xia Qi took a deep breath. He was not angry. He was so angry that there was no one to take care of him.

Forced to smile, he put the fishing rod into Balotelli's hand and threw the fishing line into the carriage.

"Then you can catch a fish for me now."

Drilling system bugs is the only solution!

"Xia, I am very sure now that you are world-class right down to your neck, and these fish are all yours..."

Your whole family is world class...

If you don’t catch a fucking fish, I’ll really be a world-class guy right down to my neck next week...