Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Xia Qi scored four goals in just five minutes.

This efficiency even surpassed his astonishing performance against Manchester United - five goals in nine minutes.

Xia Qi was so brave that Arsenal fans felt from the bottom of their hearts that they should applaud Xia Qi. After all, this was a performance at the level of "GOAT"!

However, their hearts were filled with bitterness and grievance, because the devilish boy on the court was once a member of the Gunners, and tonight's happiness originally belonged to him.

In an instant, I longed to have a wealthy boss with a piece of cloth on his head.

Thousands of words finally converged into one roar: "Kroenke, get out!"

At this moment, the live camera gave Wenger a close-up.

Wenger was seen holding his chin with his right hand, his face heavy, his eyes staring at the court... I don't know where his thoughts were drifting.

The game soon resumed.

The huge 4:0 lead made Manchester City players play particularly relaxed.

On the contrary, Arsenal players strengthened their defense against Xia Qi.

As long as Xia Qi breaks into the restricted area, he will instantly become the pistil of a flower, and there will be four or five petals surrounding him.

Outside the penalty area, the situation is not much better, and double defense is the basic standard.

But Manchester City's overall strength is much higher, and their mentality is not as heavy as Arsenal's players. Soon, Manchester City took the advantage on the field.

After Arsenal kicked off, they passed the ball several times and sent a lob straight into the penalty area.

However, Joe Hart got there first and punched the ball away with both hands before Giroud could head it home.

De Bruyne took the ball steadily and passed it to Sterling.

Sterling broke through on the left side as quickly as lightning. At the same time, Lukaku and Xia Qi rushed forward like cheetahs in the middle and right respectively.

Manchester City's two full-backs also rushed forward and participated in the attack.

Xia Qi sprinted to the top right corner of the penalty area, started running sideways, and cruised at the top of the arc in front of the penalty area.

At this time, Lukaku was already deep in the penalty area, but Xia Qi felt that he could have better cooperation opportunities outside the penalty area.

Sterling suddenly turned inside on the left side, and his speed was so fast that Debuchy had to block a gust of wind.

"Is Klopp stupid, or does he have extremely high standards for strikers? He doesn't even like a striker like Sterling?"

Sterling's move past Debuchy was extremely beautiful, clean and neat, without any unnecessary movements.

This won him a lot of sympathy points, and many people felt sorry for him for not being able to play as a starter in Liverpool.

After dribbling past the defense, Sterling did not continue to break through, but passed the ball into the penalty area near the goal post. Lukaku rushed to head the ball, but unfortunately the ball went into the stands.

...Szczesny kicked the ball out of the goal, and as soon as Mertesacker got the ball, Xia Qi rushed in front of him like a ghost.

Seeing Xia Qi so close, the breath from that big face could spray on his face, Mertesacker felt like a female ghost suddenly appearing in a horror movie and getting scared.

In fear and trepidation, all he wanted was to pass the ball. As for the passing point, the farther the better.

After being hit, the football flew from Arsenal's backcourt to the frontcourt.

Due to the haste, Mertesacker's long kick was aimless.

The ball was headed out by Kompany, and after De Bruyne received the pass from the old captain, Manchester City once again launched a fierce attack on Arsenal's goal.

De Bruyne passed the ball to the left side, and still chose to let Sterling break through the wing.

Sterling dribbled the ball at high speed on the wing, and Cazorla tried desperately to chase him but could only eat dust behind him.

The whole stadium erupted in uproar again! The Liverpool, Manchester United and Chelsea fans watching the live broadcast were beating their chests and stamping their feet, shouting: "Coach Klopp is confused!"

Arsenal players had no time to blame Arteta, as they saw him rushing towards them like an arrow and making a clean sliding tackle.

Sterling jumped up at the right time and cleverly avoided Arteta's tackle.

When he caught up with the football, he saw Coquelin tackled him again.

"Fuck! This is so bullying! Only monks are allowed to touch but Taoists are not allowed to (Only Xia Qi is allowed to surpass others but I am not allowed to surpass others!)"

After cursing inwardly, Sterling quickly passed the ball to Lukaku in the middle. He was not like Xia Qi, the monster who was not afraid of injury!

It's a pleasure to surpass others.

Broken Leg Crematorium.

After receiving the ball, Lukaku dribbled two steps awkwardly, then quickly passed the ball to De Bruyne, and then dived into the penalty area.

Arteta returns to defend De Bruyne.

At this time, on the left side of the road, Sterling suddenly ran towards the baseline without the ball, while raising his arms to ask for the ball.

De Bruyne immediately made a gesture to pass the ball to Sterling, and when Arteta came to defend, he dribbled the ball back and then passed it into the penalty area.

In the penalty area, Lukaku forced his way past Mertesacker and headed the ball into the goal.

Football is as fast as lightning.

Szczesny's save was also as fast as lightning!

Lightning VS Lightning!

Szczesny missed the ball, but it didn't go into the net either. It hit the crossbar and ricocheted toward the goal.

In front of the goal, Mertesacker faced the goal, saw the ball flying towards him, and was about to jump up to head it out of the sideline...

That is at this moment!

Szczesny exclaimed: "Watch out!"

Mertesacker was shocked when he heard this, but he did not turn his head. Instead, he accelerated towards the football and jumped high.

Mertesacker's handling of the crisis is impeccable!

However, it was still no match for the third lightning!

Behind him, there was a blue lightning, which was also the third lightning in this wave of attack. It rushed in and leaped high just behind his back.

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi grabs the point!"

In the air, Xia Qi was a whole shoulder taller than Mertesacker, and Mertesacker's raised head only reached Xia Qi's shoulder.

Xia Qi almost had an absolute advantage over Mertesacker and headed the ball into the goal.

"Wow! Why is it so high?"

"What about gravity?"

"Flying man!"

Xia Qi took the lead to meet the falling football with an absolute advantage and headed it hard!

The Arsenal fans behind the goal were in uproar!!!

The football flew towards the goal like a cannonball. Szczesny jumped up and stretched out his arms to pounce on the football.

In the air, Szczesny stretched his body as much as he could, wishing his arms could be longer...

However, it was of no use!

The football hit the top corner and flew into the net.

The Emirates Stadium was silent again!

The crowd was not quiet because of Xia Qi's header, but because Xia Qi scored five goals in just 7 minutes and 21 seconds! One and a half minutes less than his own "Nine Fives"?

What kind of monster is this!

"Kroenke, get out!"

"Klenk, you stupid pig!"

The time on the scoreboard completely ignited the anger of Arsenal fans!

"Xia Qi has made history again!"

"Five goals in seven minutes and 21 seconds!"

"Crazy! Crazy! Unbelievable, unbelievable! I thought Xia Qi's five goals in nine minutes was his best work, but now I understand that the reason why Xia Qi got 100 points was because the total score on the paper was only 100 points."

...After completing the header, Xia Qi rolled over after landing, stood up and reached out to pull Mertesacker, but was slapped away by the opponent...

Mertesacker got up by himself and shouted to the south stand of the Emirates Stadium: "Ms. Brad, please take your boyfriend away!"

The moment Mertesacker opened Xia Qi's hand, Xia Qi actually felt a little sad for a moment...

But the moment Mertesacker asked Savannah Bride for help, the resentment in Xia Qi's heart disappeared. He did not lose his friend because of scoring five goals in seven minutes. Mertesacker is still his close friend.

He called out to Savannah Blade for help.

This funny behavior actually received the support of Arsenal fans behind the goal, and then won a warm response from fans throughout the stadium.

A voice rang out over the Emirates Stadium: "Ms. Brad, please take your boyfriend away!"

Then it became: "Xia Qi, get out of class!" "Xia Qi, get out of class!"

At the edge of the field, Guardiola waved his hand, signaling Navas to go and warm up.

Although the fans did not know who Guardiola was going to replace, they did not care and took it for granted that he was going to replace the too brutal Xia Qi.

The Emirates Stadium finally heard passionate cheers for the first time after the opening.

When Guardiola followed public opinion and really replaced Xia Qi, the cheers instantly reached a peak.

"Hey! This is the first time in football history that a substitution has resulted in such a high-decibel cheer."

"Xia Qi played only half of the game in four consecutive games. It was not because he was in poor condition. On the contrary, it was because he was in excellent condition that he scored 13 goals in four games..."

"The former 'one-goal per game' man has now evolved into 'half-time man'. If other title contenders are also unable to contain Xia Qi, then the Premier League may have a 'dominant' team, and the intensity of the Premier League may degenerate to that of the Bundesliga."

"I guess the media will shout about Financial Fair Play again after the game..."

"In fact, there is no need to be too pessimistic. The Manchester derby, the Blue and Red War, the Double Blue Meeting... have not yet started. Maybe Manchester United, Liverpool, and Chelsea can make Manchester City fall..."

The game continued. Without Xia Qi, Manchester City was still slightly stronger than Arsenal and won the rest of the game 2:1. The final score of the game was 1:7!

Arsenal suffered a crushing defeat!

However, after this game, Arsenal fans were not too dissatisfied with the score. In order to express his gratitude to his mother team, Xia Qi presented his best form to everyone, which is beyond reproach.

The mistake is that Kroenke is not a good boss!

"Kroenke get out!" was on the front pages of major newspapers in London and became a hot topic in major football fans' bars...

After the game, at the solemn press conference,

Wenger, a highly respected and experienced coach in the football world, still has his usual calm and composed look on his face.

He adjusted his collar gently, his calmness seemed innate, and he spoke slowly:

“Competitions are always full of uncertainties. We did make mistakes in some key stages, but isn’t this an opportunity for us to grow and improve?

My team will never be easily defeated by this defeat. We will definitely learn from our experience and return to the game in a stronger posture."

"I'm glad to see such a strong Xia Qi! When the entire football world was affected by the aftermath of the World Cup, he was the only one who seemed to be out of it, which further widened the gap between him and other players, making him invincible tonight..."

"I admit that I was still a little unprepared to defend against Xia Qi.

Okay! To be honest, I didn't arrange anyone to defend Xia Qi. The whole responsibility for the defeat tonight lies with me. However, if time could go back and everything could be repeated, I would still not restrict Xia Qi too much... just because I like to see his brilliant look when he scores a goal! "

Guardiola, a well-deserved legend in the football world, smiled at this moment, his eyes were gentle and deep, as if he could see through everything. His voice was steady and powerful, just like a huge bell echoing in everyone's ears:

“This was a wonderful match, with both teams playing at a very high level. This is the charm of football, full of passion and uncertainty. I firmly believe that this game will leave an unforgettable impression on all those who love football.”

The next day, the entire football media seemed to have been bombarded with news, and they were instantly in an uproar. They all gave sharp and in-depth comments on this thrilling match.

The media praised Xia Qi's astonishing competitive state without reservation.

The Mirror wrote:

"Xia Qi, the king standing tall on the green field, with his unrivaled superb skills and explosive extreme state, destroyed the opponent's defense like a storm in just half a game.

Every time he touched the ball, every time he sprinted at full speed, it seemed to carry the power of thunder. He was like the invincible god of war on the battlefield. Wherever he went, the enemies fled in fear.

His performance was far beyond the description of outstanding, but rather extraordinary, which convinced and impressed everyone.

He single-handedly changed the course of the game and tipped the balance of victory heavily towards Manchester City.

Such terrifying dominance is extremely rare in today's football world. He is undoubtedly one of the brightest stars in today's football world."

The Guardian states:

“Xia Qi’s outstanding performance has undoubtedly made Manchester City’s strength even stronger.

However, this also triggered in-depth thinking about financial fair competition laws.

After Manchester City has a superstar like Xia Qi, has the balance of power seriously tilted? Is it still possible for other teams to compete with it?

Should the Financial Fair Play Act be enforced more strictly to ensure competitive balance in the league? Or should it be relaxed appropriately to allow top teams to use their strong financial resources to recruit more top stars, thereby improving the overall viewing quality of the league?

This is a difficult problem facing football managers that needs to be solved urgently.”

The London Journal states:

"Kroenke, a name that is criticized by the fans, has put Arsenal in deep trouble with every decision he makes.

Xia Qi, a superstar who was capable of changing the fate of the team, was handed over to someone else so easily.

The fans' anger was like a volcanic eruption, and the shouts of "Kroenke get out" were deafening and resounded through the sky.

His decision not only caused Arsenal to lose a key player, but also broke the hearts of the fans.

What plans does he have for the future of the team? Or is he just acting short-sightedly for the sake of the short-term benefits in front of him?

Kroenke must be held accountable for his actions and give the fans a satisfactory explanation. Otherwise, he will forever be nailed to the pillar of shame in the history of the Arsenal club and be despised by the world. "