Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Messi scored!

In the 18th minute, just as England began to adapt to Argentina's style of play, Messi dealt them a heavy blow.

The score became 1:0, with Argentina taking the lead.

Inside the stadium, the sky and the earth seemed to be dyed blue, which is the exclusive color of Argentina.

Messi celebrated his return with his teammates, and when he passed by Xia Qi who was standing in the center circle, the live broadcast director happened to give a close-up.

The two star players glanced at each other inadvertently, and at that moment, the air seemed to freeze.

In the barrage, netizens' jokes came one after another:

[The look in their eyes that wanted to kill someone cannot be hidden! The murderous intent of those two people can be felt through the screen! 】

[Two proud people, each unwilling to give in! Sparks fly! ]

[Another murder caused by a look:

"What are you looking at"

"What are you looking at?"...】

[I think it's more like the showdown between Andy and Viagra on the rooftop...]

Amid the ridicule of the crowd, England restarted the game and players from both sides fought fiercely on the field.

A few minutes later, Xia Qi cooperated with Walcott in the frontcourt. After passing the ball to Walcott, he was about to turn around and run, but was knocked to the ground by Mascherano.

This was the third time Xia Qi was knocked down since the start of the game.

However, Xia Qi was not angry.

Firstly, it is because he is a one-button AFK AI and has no emotions; secondly, any emotions will be diluted by the constant prompts of “breakthrough +1, dribble +1, steal +1, shot +1…”

Quantitative change will eventually lead to qualitative change, it is just a matter of time.

Tonight's "Han Xin Generals Soldiers" reminder sound is as pleasant as the reminder sound of the payment code. Under such a sound, neither AI nor Xia Qi himself will get angry easily.

"…The game was very intense. Both Argentina and England paid special attention to defending the other team's core players Messi and Xia Qi…"

Huang Jianxiang paused and continued: "On defense, the players on both sides used their hands to make up for the lack of skills. Objectively speaking, Messi and Xia Qi were violated almost the same number of times, so it is hard to say who was the bigger victim.

But this greatly affects the viewing experience of the game. I still hope that the referee can control it and ensure the integrity of the game."

As if hearing the commentator's voice, the referee from Denmark began to blow the whistle to warn those players who "made small movements with their hands".

The smoothness of the game has been greatly improved!

Three minutes later, Xia Qi got the ball in the frontcourt again, facing Mascherano, one of Argentina's double defensive midfielders.

The two are no strangers to each other, having faced off against each other in the Champions League.

"Kid, you can't score tonight."

"Boy, I'm not fighting alone..."

Mascherano deliberately kept harassing Xia Qi with "Tang Monk Chanting Sutra" and his body kept pushing against Xia Qi.

However, all these efforts are in vain!

Neither words nor physical contact had any effect on Xia Qi, but instead affected himself.

At this time, Rooney ran over and reached out for the ball, and Xia Qi pretended to cooperate with him.

Mascherano, who was busy bombarding Xia Qi with "trash talk", only saw Rooney approaching but did not notice Luke Shaw passing behind Xia Qi.

This was a mistake that should never have happened.

The England full-backs' tactic of running in from behind is also in the defensive manual.

He and his teammates had practiced during the four days of preparation.

Mascherano did not move to the left as tactically required to cut off the connection between Xia Qi and Luke Shaw.

However, his teammate Bigbia stepped forward to help him according to the tactics and took over to cut off the connection between Xia Qi and Rooney.

Bigbia and Mascherano overlapped in defense.

So, Luke Shaw unexpectedly got a gap.

Of course AI will not miss the opportunity!

Xia Qi immediately shook his ankle and passed the ball out, then Xia Qi turned around and rushed into the penalty area.

Luke Shaw did not play a "two-pass-one" cooperation with Xia Qi, but continued to expand the side, expanding the offensive area outward, pulling the Argentine defense line to the sidelines and preventing them from shrinking their defense.

He passed the ball to Sterling on the same side.

Sterling was cycling down the wing, near the left side of the penalty area, when he suddenly pushed the ball inwards and leaned his body inwards.

Zabaleta had been guarding against Sterling's cutting inside. The two of them had to face each other at least twice in a Premier League season, so they knew each other well.

Zabaleta had some spare energy when he moved to intercept.

Sure enough, when Sterling saw his center of gravity change, he immediately retracted it and prepared to continue to go down the outer lane.

Zabaleta smiled slightly, then shifted his focus and changed direction.

However, just as he changed the "track", Sterling gave him an "eight-tooth" smile.

He suddenly changed direction, accelerated, changed from the outer lane to the inner lane, and cut in from him.

This change caught Zabaleta off guard. By the time he braked and changed lanes, Sterling had already rushed into the penalty area and forced a shot despite Garay's defense.

It was a shot at an extremely tricky angle. The ball flew close to the ground and just hit the goal post.

Logically speaking, there is no solution to such a shot!

But Romero was in good form tonight and saved Sterling's ultimate shot.

The football hit the goal post and bounced towards the goal.

Demichelis tried to clear the ball, but Rooney rushed forward and he missed the ball in his haste.

The football didn't go far.

At this moment, Xia Qi suddenly appeared in front of the football and completed a shot before Mascherano could clear the ball.

The football drew a rainbow and flew towards the far corner of the goal.

At this time, Romero, who had just crawled up from the ground, made two quick saves, but he lacked strength, and the football missed the goal by a hair's breadth from his fingertips.

"Sterling shoots!"

"Ouch!"

"Rooney!"

"Ah! Xia Qi!"

"The ball is in!"

"The ball goes in! Xia Qi got the ball from the second spot and made a successful shot."

"The two sides tied 28:1 in the 1th minute!"

On the sidelines, when Romero made a great save, Sabella jumped up excitedly, pumped his fist and roared!

But the next second, Xia Qi suddenly appeared in front of the football, which scared Savilia. Before Xia Qi could shoot, he slipped and fell on the seat.

His hunch was right, Xia Qi did not waste the opportunity.

With a quick move, England equalized the score!

Sabella's assistant coach comforted him: "Boss, don't be too nervous. According to Demichelis's Law, the next goal will be ours."

"Let the English be happy for a while..."

Demichelis's law, also known as Demy's law,

It is a phenomenon in the football world named after the Argentine center back Demichelis.

This law describes a specific situation:

When Demichelis makes a mistake during a game, leading to the opponent scoring, the team he plays for often launches a Jedi counterattack and ultimately reverses the outcome of the game.

Conversely, if Demichelis hadn’t made the mistake, his team would have likely lost the game because of his performance.

Although this law sounds a bit ridiculous, it does exist in Demichelis' career.

For example, in the 2009-2010 UEFA Champions League, Demichelis's mistake helped the opponent take the lead, but then Bayern Munich achieved a comeback victory under his leadership.

This ability to reverse situations at critical moments makes Demichelis and his "Law" unique in the football world.

In football, many people are actually very superstitious.

After hearing this, Savilia patted his assistant on the back excitedly.

Now that you say that, I’m not sleepy anymore!

Correct,

Don't be afraid!

We have Demichelis' Law!

The team with Demichelis: We are not afraid of Demichelis making mistakes, we are just afraid of Demichelis not making mistakes.

Just now, Demichelis kicked the ball wrong, which was a mistake.

According to Law 2: If Demichelis hadn't made the mistake, his team would have probably lost the game because of his performance.

That’s why we won’t lose this game!

Let England laugh for a while...