Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"An incredible backheel shot!"

The voice of commentator Huang Jianxiang echoed in the air, full of shock and admiration.

This shot had a strong "protagonist aura", accurately avoiding the defense behind him and accurately hitting the net. It was truly amazing.

If CCTV-5 did not forbid the commentary to be too exaggerated, Huang Jianxiang would have wanted to shout: "Xia Qi has an eye behind his head, the third eye of Lord Ma."

His partner He Wei's commentary is still so fascinating:

"If Van Persie's volley is as stunning as Ye Gucheng's flying fairy, then Xia Qi's heel is Chu Liuxiang's "I heard you have a white jade beauty, tonight I will take her on the moon..."

On the Internet, fans' discussions were like a raging fire, pushing the atmosphere of the game to a new climax.

[It's hard to guard against! It always strikes suddenly and gives you a fatal blow when you think you are safe. ]

[Foreigners are not allowed to give nicknames. Ice Cream Prince? Too abstract, brothers, how about "Thief Saint"? ]

[Xia Qi's style of play has changed suddenly since the free kick against Greece. He likes to "steal" the ball, just like Chu Liuxiang! ]

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England was a bit messy after equalizing the score. Some players chased after Rooney who was running angrily, while others warmly embraced Xia Qi who was calmly "punching out of get off work".

After conceding the goal, Van Gaal was very angry and started yelling at Vlaar.

Vlaar was most responsible for the goal, but Xia Qi really wanted to tell him that it was useless due to the AI's calculations.

If Vlaar hadn't let go of his defense, the ball would have slipped away. It couldn't be that there was only one person on the England team wearing shooting boots, right?

If it fails once, try again. After all, the Netherlands' defense is passive.

Having said that, Van Gaal is worthy of being a world-famous coach. He immediately fine-tuned the Netherlands' tactics, letting the educated Vlaar defend Xia Qi throughout the game, while the others were "liberated" and attacked with all their strength.

The effectiveness of this adjustment was immediately evident after the opening whistle, as the Netherlands team's attacks increased in frequency and variety, posing a greater threat to England.

After the kick-off, Sneijder and Kuyt made two consecutive wall passes and then carried the ball across half court.

Sneijder made a straight pass forward, and although Van Persie received the ball at the front point, he was unable to handle it, so he passed it out again. Sneijder immediately passed the ball to the side, and the ball was accurately sent to the feet of Robben.

Robben sped up after receiving the ball, first using his "pure" speed to eat Walcott, then passing the ball to Henderson who was defending.

In the end, he cut inside with a series of dribbles and pulls, and passed the right-back Johnson, who was known to everyone as "Robben is going to cut inside but cannot be defended".

Amid the cheers of the Dutch fans, Robben cut inside and shot!

However, Cahill made a contribution. When the Dutch fans were preparing to celebrate with their fists, he moved sideways in time and stretched his thigh towards the direction of Robben's shot.

The football hit his leg and bounced out.

Van Persie followed up with a follow-up shot, but his foot collided with Jagielka's.

The football flew out of the penalty area.

Outside the penalty area, the English players no longer gave the Dutch any chances.

Henderson made a long pass, and the ball was like a meteor across the night sky, passing to Walcott's front point.

Walcott quickly dribbled through the wing and made a cross from the bottom. The ball flew like an arrow from a bow and flew to the front of the goal.

In front of the goal, Xia Qi broke free from the double-team of Vlaar and Indi, like a cunning fish slipping out of a fishing net, and with a light knock, he passed the ball to Rooney who was at the back post.

Rooney, who evolved from a No. 10 to a No. 9 and a half, bent his bow and shot a windmill shot.

How cool the posture is, how bad the result is!

The football was so high that it flew directly into the stands.

After the shot was completed, Rooney, who shot the goal, and Xia Qi, who assisted, stared at each other with an expression of "Unbelievable!" on their faces.

As if to say:

Rooney: How did you pass the ball? It was so spinny!

Xia Qi: How did you shoot the ball? It was too high!

At the sidelines, Van Gaal excitedly waved his fist and shouted, "Just play like this, keep a close eye on Xia Qi! Apart from him, everyone else is a fucking loser!"

Walcott: ????

Gerrard：???

Luke Shaw: …

Seeing that only Xia Qi could beat England, the Dutch team started to speed up first.

Still attacking Robben's side, he rushed all the way to the parallel of the penalty area line and passed the ball to Sneijder.

Sneijder passed the ball to Depay, who passed it through the crotch. The ball passed between Luke Shaw's legs and came right in front of Van Persie.

Van Persie followed with a low shot, but Joe Hart slid and stretched his legs to block the ball.

Joe Hart blocked Robin van Persie's shot but the danger was not averted.

The blocked ball just bypassed Jagielka who was returning to defense, and Depay passed the ball to Sneijder at the front of the penalty area in the chaos.

Sneijder probably didn't expect that Depay could grab the ball and pass it when the team was at an absolute disadvantage of 1:3.

He failed to fully stretch his bow and arrow, and his long shot was a bit forced. The quality of the shot was not high. Although the football still rushed towards the goal, the speed and power of the ball were not good.

It didn't look like a shot at all, more like a pass to the goalkeeper.

A shot like this cannot be scored by luck, even if the goalkeeper is Hart, the most foolproof person in the world.

With a huge sigh, Joe Hart hugged the football in his arms.

Just when the Dutch were still lamenting that Sneijder and Van Persie's two consecutive shots failed to score against England, Joe Hart quickly found Xia Qi in the frontcourt.

A goalkeeper who can't do the "Dongfeng Express" is not a good goalkeeper. If you look at Joe Hart from the perspective of anime at this moment, you can see the shadow of Beckham appearing behind him.

The best courier in the history of the England team, no doubt about it!

The football flew accurately to the top of the arc in the center circle of the Dutch half, giving Xia Qi a not-too-big lead.

As expected of good friends, as soon as Joe Hart raised his foot, Xia Qi passed by Flar who was defending him.

From the corner of his eye, Flair saw Xia Qi rushing towards the "back". Not knowing what was going on, he immediately turned around and chased after him.

He was not as fast as Xia Qi, but he did not give up.

If you don't chase, you won't have any chance at all.

Chasing, Xia Qi may have opportunities when receiving the ball, dribbling, and passing.

Fight! That is the essence of defense.

"Ah! Send it quickly!"

"Joe Hart passes the ball quickly and goes straight to Xia Qi in the frontcourt!"

"England played really well tonight!"

The football flew in the air, went straight through the center circle and fell towards the Dutch half.

The Dutch half seemed a bit empty at this time, with most of the players still on the England side, except for the three defenders guarding home.

Flare has been following behind Xia Qi. Although he feels that he is getting further and further away from Xia Qi, the football field is not just about speed. He has teammates, and Xia Qi also needs to slow down and stop the ball...

Indi and De Vrij blocked Xia Qi's front. As they were far away from where the football landed, they did not rush forward. Instead, they stepped back a few steps to shorten the distance between them and the goalkeeper and strengthen their connection with the goalkeeper.

From this we can see that Joe Hart's pass just now was very thoughtful and the landing point was perfectly chosen. It was indeed Beckham's influence.

The football fell, and Xia Qi stretched his legs to stop the ball while running at high speed. At the same time, his speed also slowed down compared to his previous sprint.

Flare seized the opportunity to accelerate his sprint, but Xia Qi was very experienced and did not stop the ball, but stopped in front.

The football hit his ankle and bounced into his path. It seemed no different from a Chinese player stopping the ball three meters away, but it was actually very different.

This way of stopping the ball is the minimum deceleration.

When the football bounced forward, Xia Qi immediately accelerated, but just when Vlar got closer, he was left behind by Xia Qi again.

The atmosphere in the stadium suddenly became tense, as if a taut string might break at any time.

The Dutch placed all their hopes on De Vrij and Indi, and the fans cheered for them wildly, the sound was deafening.

And Xia Qi is the hope of the entire English village, their hero, and their symbol of victory.

Both sides used all their lung capacity to raise the temperature of the Xinshuiyuan Stadium to boiling point!

On the court, Indi was observing Xia Qi's pace and stride, with a concentrated gleam in his eyes.

suddenly!

In one of Xia Qi's moves, the distance of his dribbling ball far exceeded his previous steps, which would inevitably disrupt Xia Qi's normal step frequency.

opportunity!

It was a good opportunity for him to steal the ball!

So he immediately gave up the defensive strategy of fighting and retreating and rushed towards Xia Qi.

Little did he know that it was a trap set by AI.

The players' stride frequency is unique, just like the radio operators in spy wars, their radio transmission techniques are also unique.

The same is true of long strides, using Kaka's pace to control Mbappe's sprint.

The same small floral dribbling, using Maradona's pace to control Messi's football,

What good can come of it except throwing yourself into disarray?

So there is nothing wrong with Indi thinking this way under normal circumstances.

However, Xia Qi is a puppet controlled by AI, and the word "unique" does not exist in the AI ​​program.

So, Indi was in trouble!

When Indy's long legs were about to touch the football,

Xia Qi was able to catch up with the football with his big strides of changing frequency and distance, and before Indi could do so, he pushed the ball to the right and away from Indi's toes!

The legs are too short!

Indi made up his mind and thought, since his legs are short, he might as well use sliding tackle to make up for it!

This decision requires a lot of courage!

If sliding tackle fails to steal the ball, Xia Qi's future as a footballer will be bright!

Apart from De Vrij and the goalkeeper, no one can cause trouble for Xia Qi.

Indi made a low tackle, but Xia Qi changed his frequency again, and he still had enough strength to dunk the ball back.

This dunk was in the opposite direction of Indy's sliding direction, so Indy had no way to commit a foul.

Afterwards, Xia Qi continued to break through with the ball, but the sequelae of the two frequency and distance changes were still revealed, and his steps were a bit messy! His left leg was behind his right leg, and the center of gravity of his whole body leaned back.

Haha! Don't be too self-centered!

Devry was delighted!

He didn't dare to hesitate and wait any longer. By the time Xia Qi adjusted his center of gravity, all Indi's efforts would be in vain.

So seeing this, he rushed up quickly.

be cheated!

As he approached, the shaky Xia Qi passed the ball with his foot.

Don't pass the ball with your left foot next to your right foot.

The football passed from behind Xia Qi, drew an arc and landed directly behind De Vrij.

"Ah! I passed the ball to myself three seconds later."

"The ball has passed. Now let's see how Xia Qi passes the ball."

Devry was also smart enough to know that he couldn't turn around, as that would be the end of him.

He wanted to use his body to block Xia Qi, but it wasn't a difficult pass.

With his unstable footing, he could not stop Xia Qi's charge, and De Vrij knew this very well.

He wanted to buy time for Vlaar. At this time, all the hope of the Dutch defense could only be placed on Vlaar who was chasing back.

As long as Flair can entangle Xia Qi and buy time for himself and Indy, and buy time for the "Three Heroes Fighting Lu Bu", then England's attack will "lose in the middle game!"

De Vrij's plan was working very well, but Xia Qi wouldn't cooperate!

When he moved sideways to block the way, Xia Qi spun around him and went behind him.

"Pretty!"

"Cruyff turns around!"

When Xia Qi passed the ball with his foot, Dutch goalkeeper Cillessen had already left the goal.

When Xia Qi dribbled past the opponent and caught up with the ball in big strides, Cillessen had already rushed to the penalty spot.

Xia Qi slowed down and swung his leg and shot with the outside of his foot!

The football drew a very obvious "Kwachs arc" in the air, bypassing the attacking Cillessen and flying towards the back of the goal.

The panicked Cillessen knew he couldn't save the ball, so he didn't make any move. He followed the ball with his eyes and kept muttering, "Goal post! Goal post! Goal post!"

Yes!

The Netherlands team still has one defender left, and that is the 12th man on the field - the goal post.

Who made Xia Qi so arrogant?

Don't lob the shot, you have to shoot with the outside of your foot, and it's the most difficult shot.

The football began to fall downward from the top of the goal post at the back point, and the arc of the football rotated inward and tilted inward.

The scene that Cillessen expected did not happen.

As the football fell into the net, the Xinshuiyuan Stadium suddenly erupted into deafening cheers.

Commentator He Wei jumped up from his seat and shouted in a trembling voice:

"3:2! England overtakes the Netherlands!"

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi did it! This shot with the outside of his foot is simply a work of art! It bypassed the attacking Cillessen, stuck close to the goal post, and fell into the net gracefully!

This was a display of skill and a flash of wisdom. Xia Qi used his talent to once again open the door to victory for the England team!"

Huang Jianxiang added: "Congratulations to Xia Qi for scoring a hat trick in this game. He has now scored 10 goals in this World Cup."

"Breaking Ronaldo's record of 02 goals in a single World Cup in 8."

"Hodgson's change of formation was successful."

The English fans at the scene were in high spirits. They waved national flags, hugged strangers next to them, and celebrated this incredible goal together.

An elderly fan said excitedly with tears in his eyes: "This kid is our pride and England's treasure. Watching him play is like seeing the charm and hope of football."

In a corner of the stadium, a group of young fans danced the Bolton dance. They jumped and sang Xia Qi's name, as if at the moment of the goal, Xia Qi had become their hero and a legend in everyone's heart.

On social media, the topic of Xia Qi's goal quickly became a hit, with fans leaving messages online to express their admiration for Xia Qi and their praise for this wonderful goal.

One popular tweet read: "Xia Qi's goal is a beautiful line in the poetry of football. He let us witness what is true football skill and what is an artist in the game."

On the sidelines, Van Gaal and his team looked livid. They watched the Dutch team's defense being destroyed by one man, but they were powerless to do anything.

Van Gaal frowned, perhaps thinking in his heart how to stop this England pioneer and how to turn the tide in the remaining games.

Xia Qi's teammates rushed forward, threw him high into the air, and celebrated this precious goal.

They knew that this was not only a blow to the Dutch team, but also a declaration to the world: the England team should not be underestimated, and Xia Qi was their secret weapon.

This goal will undoubtedly become a highlight in Xia Qi's career, a classic moment that will be replayed and talked about repeatedly by countless people.

The Xinshuiyuan Stadium has become a sea of ​​joy at this moment. Every sound and every action expresses respect for Xia Qi and deep love for the sport of football.

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