Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The two sides tied at 3:2, with Arsenal leading Chelsea by one goal.

Although Chelsea fell behind, the players were not convinced because they had the upper hand in the second half.

Xia Qi's assist is actually a very old-fashioned long pass, but it is disguised as a "long-foot clearance" that makes it look very exciting.

If this ball had not been saved in front of the goal, would it have been worth it?

After the game resumed, Chelsea, who were behind, no longer played defensive counterattack. They pressed forward and played offensive football.

Seeing that their own team adjusted, they actually played offensive football and pressed Arsenal 20 meters in front of the goal.

Chelsea fans looked at their coach again, their eyes welling up.

In order to please the "Meilingers" at Real Madrid, Mourinho improved himself and evolved into Mourinho 2.0, which led to the scene of Chelsea's bombardment.

The current Arsenal is no longer the team Mourinho knew. Just taking a beating without fighting back is not their style.

Gustavo found Cazorla and De Bruyne and said: "Don't let the wingers come back, press forward and play, otherwise we will lose if we defend for too long, and offense is also our strong point."

Cazorla and De Bruyne also agree with this "attack as defense" defensive strategy, especially De Bruyne, as offense is his strong point.

The entire Arsenal team quickly came to a consensus, "attack against attack".

The game reached its climax at the end of the game.

In the 72nd minute, Chelsea's siege on Arsenal failed. Arsenal took a goal kick and the ball was passed several times before reaching De Bruyne's feet.

Wenger and Pat Rice were sitting in the coaching booth, leaning forward again, and Wenger asked casually: "Is it videotaped?"

"It's open."

Every game will be videotaped by the coaching staff and then edited into highlights of individual players.

Wenger and the coaching staff will analyze each frame of the video one by one and provide targeted training based on the differences of each player.

De Bruyne is also Wenger's favorite, and his analysis of him is no less than that of Xia Qi.

On the court, after De Bruyne got the ball, he accelerated forward with all his strength!

Speed ​​is not De Bruyne's strong point. When he sprinted at full speed, his former teammates felt unfamiliar.

Ramires, who was defending De Bruyne, was distracted for a moment and was broken through by De Bruyne.

Mourinho has always hated players who were inattentive, so he immediately rushed out of the coaching bench, yelled at Ramirez, and directed others to intercept De Bruyne.

His behavior was interpreted by fans as a sign of concern that his former player would kill him.

There were roars of gloating laughter from the stands, and they sang loudly an ancient Greek proverb, which translated into Chinese means: In the past you looked down on me, but today you can't afford me!

When De Bruyne was sprinting at full speed, the front trident also started to move without the ball.

Xia Qi and his good brother Balotelli crossed their positions and reached the front of Chelsea's penalty area.

As soon as he reached the "front line", De Bruyne at the back point sprinted without slowing down and passed the ball.

Lampard, who was defending Xia Qi, judged that he could disrupt De Bruyne's pass.

So he gave up defending Xia Qi, rushed out from the side quickly, and stretched out his legs to intercept the football.

He looked so confident that anyone who saw him would think it was a sure steal.

Torres and William turned and sprinted towards the Arsenal goal.

However, what Chelsea players never expected was that the football hit the ground in front of Lampard's toes, bounced high, and flew over their thighs.

Behind him is Xia Qi!

Lampard and his friends were stunned!

Is this a coincidence?

Or is it the real level?

If you have a grudge against the boss, don't use me as a sacrifice!

Lampard felt that he was the "first bird to stand out" and took the blame for Mourinho.

De Bruyne is also helpless!

What he passed to Xia Qi was indeed a "rebound ball". He saw Xia Qi being double-teamed by Lampard and Terry, so he wanted to give Xia Qi a rebound ball so that he could compete in double speed with the two defenders.

As we all know, Xia Qi is a "fast boy"!

Who knows, Lampard is rushing to give away his head,

It was manslaughter!

Xia Qi turned his back to the goal, leaning on Terry behind him. When he saw the football bounce towards him, he grabbed the ground with his right foot before it landed, steadying his body from being hit by Terry, and raised his left toe.

The football flew over the heads of him and Terry.

At the same time, Xia Qi turned around immediately.

"Dribble past the defense!"

"Opportunity! Shoot!"

After passing the opponent, Xia Qi judged the landing point of the ball and rushed into the penalty area at an accelerated speed.

As soon as the ball falls, people arrive!

Peach Blossom Shadow Falling Flying Divine Sword!

Cech rushed over, but the ball was faster. Xia Qi dribbled past the defense and volleyed the ball, both actions were completed in one go without wasting even a second.

The arc of the football was extremely beautiful, like a rainbow hanging straight into the blind corner of the goal.

Cech looked up at the LED screen with despair, and the shocking red numbers pierced his heart.

4: 2!

Tonight, I actually lost four goals?

Cech was at a loss, everything seemed so unreal.

Seeing their team leading by two goals, Arsenal fans' anxious hearts finally settled down.

Everyone was happy and relaxed, playing court games, and singing loudly: "Layoffs are cutting aorta! Boss, do you regret it?"

Mourinho's face turned black in an instant, and he walked into the coaching booth angrily.

On the other side, Wenger rushed out of the coaching booth and clapped excitedly on the sidelines.

De Bruyne is alive and well, and Xia Qi is in excellent form. There is no suspense in this game.

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi performed a "shoe-wiping" celebration and called on De Bruyne to run towards the corner post together.

In front of the camera, he knelt on one knee and let De Bruyne put the passing foot on his knee.

De Bruyne was a little shy and rejected Xia Qi's request.

Balotelli pushed him and said, "Just because you played with the magic lamp, it was worth it..."

De Bruyne was honest: "No, he was just unlucky. I meant to pass the ball to Xia on a rebound. Isn't Xia a fast boy?"

"Fuck! You are the fast boy. I am very durable. Come on, I will pay first and then receive the goods." Xia Qi lifted De Bruyne's golden left foot and placed it on his knee, rubbing it while saying:

"Remember, you owe me a great pass. You said the one just now doesn't count."

When Balotelli heard that he could still make a reservation, he immediately leaned over and kissed the upper of De Bruyne's shoe.

“I’ll order one too…”

De Bruyne was full of enthusiasm: "No problem!"

Cech, who was far away, sneezed when he agreed, and felt inexplicably sad.

He patted his tank cap strangely and muttered, "Am I depressed?", wondering which psychiatrist would be better...

The game soon resumed.

Mourinho's team is indeed very tenacious. Even after falling behind by two goals, they still have fighting spirit.

After the kick-off, Chelsea immediately launched an attack towards Arsenal's half.

De Bruyne, who has opened up his Ren and Du meridians, has become more and more active.

With the joint efforts of him and his teammates, Arsenal's midfield and backcourt successfully resolved Chelsea's crazy counterattack without the help of wingers.

"De Bruyne has been activated, making Chelsea's situation worse."

"Wenger is indeed better than Mourinho in terms of coaching his players."

"I feel sorry for Mourinho. He didn't really want to sell De Bruyne, but now it has become a stain on him."

"Look at Arsenal's counterattack. Cazorla passes the ball directly to Xia Qi..."

After Cazorla got the ball in the backcourt, he saw that there were defensive players next to De Bruyne, so he passed the ball directly to Xia Qi on the wing.

After receiving the ball, Xia Qi turned on the "sports car" mode, running wildly along the sideline, breaking into the Chelsea goal 30 meters away, and quickly cut inside.

He pretended to take a long shot, but in fact he passed the ball directly to De Bruyne.

Xia Qi's fake shot was necessary, he mobilized Chelsea's defense.

In an instant, in De Bruyne's eyes, Chelsea's defense was full of holes and leaking air everywhere.

He doesn't even need to stop the ball to make a move, he can just "pass the knife" directly.

He blocked Mikel behind him and made a light diagonal shot.

The football was half a person's height, flew over Mikel's waist and landed in Chelsea's penalty area.

Free time!

After everyone saw De Bruyne's pass clearly, they realized belatedly that this pass directly broke through Chelsea's defense.

The defense line that Mourinho boasted was a concrete line was like paper under De Bruyne's feet and was broken with just one poke!

Walcott sprinted forward on the right side of the field, caught up with the ball and shot it.

This cooperation was so unexpected, and De-Vo and his teamwork was as fast as lightning.

Poor Cech stood on the goal line and did not react to save the ball.

He was still thinking about how to block Xia Qi's long shot!

De Bruyne passes the ball easily, Walcott shoots easily, but only Cech feels it is difficult to "live"!

Five goals conceded?

Cech feels he really needs a psychologist!

5: 2!

Arsenal have secured the title!

Arsenal fans were ecstatic and cheered:

"Long live!"

"Third crown!"

Then they became more and more lively. Simple celebrations were no longer enough for them. They shouted, "Thank you, Mr. Mourinho!"

Sharon pig heart!

Mourinho couldn't stand it anymore, and angrily rushed to the stands and made a "shut up" gesture to them.

Of course, he was responded with even louder ridicule and sarcasm.

...

...

5: 2!

There were still more than ten minutes left in the game, but Chelsea had lost all their fighting spirit.

This is Chelsea in Mourinho's second period. If it was Mourinho's first period with Ballack and Drogba, Ballack, who was not a champion, would definitely wave his arms and encourage his teammates.

Unfortunately not.

Although Terry and Lampard are also very tough, they are still a little bit inferior to the old captain.

After the game resumed, Chelsea ran much less and were not fighting for the ball as aggressively. Seeing this, Wenger replaced Xia Qi and De Bruyne, letting the two of them enjoy the hero treatment of being cheered by the whole audience.

Subsequently,

Both sides of the game tacitly let the time run out.

In the last minute of injury time, Arsenal substitutes were already standing on the sidelines ready to win their third championship of the season.

Arsenal fans all stood up, and the Arsenal team song floated in the night sky...

Whistle!

"The game is over!"

Zhan Jun shouted emotionally: "The game is over! Arsenal won the 2013-2014 FA Cup, which is their third championship this season.

This was a wonderful game. Mourinho showed us a different Mourinho. Unfortunately, he met the more magical Wenger. Wenger successfully activated De Bruyne in the second half of the game.

This helped Xia Qi complete a hat trick and also secured the championship. In the end, the goal scored by the little tiger Walcott completely destroyed Chelsea's fighting spirit..."

"Congratulations to Arsenal, Congratulations to Xia Qi, De Bruyne... Congratulations to all Arsenal fans!"

After the referee blew the whistle three times, Wembley Stadium was completely ignited.

Xia Qi and other players in the queue rushed into the court as soon as the whistle blew and hugged their teammates passionately.

In the crowd, Chelsea's Lampard found Xia Qi, exchanged jerseys, patted Xia Qi on the butt, and said unconvincedly: "The league championship is mine."

Xia Qi sneered and said, "Go to bed! Dreams can contain anything."

Afterwards, the media flooded into the stadium to interview the players.

"Congratulations, Xia. You are now the FA Cup champions. May I ask how you feel now?"

"Thank you, very happy and excited."

"This is your third championship, and it brings you one step closer to the Grand Slam this season. Do you think you can finish it perfectly?"

"Of course, this is necessary, we are invincible"

The reporter wanted to ask more questions, but Xia Qi refused: "I'm sorry, I also want to thank the fans."

While Xia Qi was being interviewed, the staff had already set up the podium.

The first to come on stage to receive the award was runner-up Chelsea.

In fact, the runner-up's award can really be cancelled. This is different from the Olympics. The biggest loser in football is not the top four, but the runner-up.

Lampard and the others all looked as if their mother had died, with sad faces. Xia Qi really couldn't see what was good about being the runner-up.

After the runner-up receives his award, the champion will receive his award.

The on-site broadcast announced: "Now please invite the 2013-2014 FA Cup champions - Arsenal to come on stage to receive the award."

Before the voice fell, Arsenal fans couldn't wait to cheer.

Xia Qi is the captain. He led the players to the podium one by one. Prince William of the United Kingdom shook hands with them one by one, and the names of the recipients were broadcast on the radio.

When Xia Qi's name was read out on the radio, the cheers in the audience reached a climax.

After the whole team received the trophy, Prince William presented the FA Trophy to Xia Qi.

Xia Qi walked to the center of the team with the trophy in his hand, and raised the silver trophy high above his head amid deafening cheers!

Almost at the same time, colorful strips poured down from the ceiling...

The live radio played "We Are the Champions" by the British band Queen.

Afterwards, all the Arsenal fans rushed into the stadium, and Xia Qi and other Arsenal players were stripped naked, leaving only their underwear...

After interacting with the fans, the players went back to the locker room and made some noise.

Xia Qi and the others still felt that it was not enough, so they filled a bucket with beer from the trophy and went to the post-match press conference.

Poured beer on Wenger's head.

Arsenal stayed awake that night!