Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Tonight at 21:00, Tottenham vs Arsenal, Nottingham Forest vs Manchester City at 23:30.

Come on Arsenal, come on Nottingham Forest.

Liverpool are out of the title race, and Klopp's retirement season ended with a quarrel with Salah, which made me a little sad.

In the article, I made Ferguson’s retirement season so unsatisfactory. Was it a bit too much? ? ? Sorry, I don't know if the story in the article will be reflected in reality.

Ferguson, Wenger, Klopp, Ranieri, Gattuso, Simeone... will definitely be the memory of a generation.

(In terms of reputation, Ranieri and Gattuso are weaker.

But I like Ranieri's ability to make up the pot, especially the Blue Fox Miracle.

I like how Gasotou never looked back after receiving the call from AC Milan. In an era when loyalty is cheap, I admire this kind of retrograde man...)

Keshuai, come back soon! ! !

The people who can defeat the melon-bald devil, apart from you and Inzaghi, there is also Alonso who is still in the novice protection period.

I hope he will still be invincible after coming out of the novice village. I am looking forward to the Champions League match against Manchester City next season.

Come back soon, it’s up to you to slay demons and protect world peace! ! !

Think about An Shuai and Sir Alex Ferguson, you are still young! So please don’t talk about retirement! ! !

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On the big screen in the theater,

The first thing to be played was Messi, who won the Bronze Ball Award. Under the camera, he passed through hundreds of flowers without a leaf touching his body... He passed five levels and defeated six generals...

In fact, if you just look at the highlights, Wu Lei will be a world-class player.

So Xia Qi felt so bored when he heard the exclamations next to him.

After Messi’s highlights are Cristiano Ronaldo and Xia Qi respectively.

In the collection, Xia Qi is like a god descending to earth, meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, with an expressionless face of a CEO. If shot with the dark style of AFP, it will definitely give the effect of a lone star...

After the highlights were played, Henry, the beautiful host and special guest of French TV, took the stage under bright lights.

Henry teased the guests in the audience in a relaxed and humorous way. When talking about Xia Qi, he said:

"Xia, I'm jealous. The professor gave you more. If he had let me play as a midfielder and become a B2B forward, I think I would have defeated Ronaldinho and Kaka..."

There were bursts of boos and warm applause from the audience.

After the opening remarks, the beautiful host handed Henry a white envelope,

Since the list of winners has been announced on the website, Henry did not pretend to be in suspense like Oscar did, but simply took out the small card and read directly:

"Third place in the Ballon d'Or, Messi, scored 1127 points."

Messi's profile picture, score, club name and player nationality appear on the big screen.

"Second place for the Ballon d'Or, Cristiano Ronaldo, scored 1205 points."

"First place in the Golden Globe Award, Xia Qi, scored 1365 points."

This score seems to be more than 100 points more than Ronaldo, but in fact it is only a few captain's votes short.

It can be said that the victory was very thrilling. The impression points of this selection mechanism are too important.

Xia Qi can win, thanks to Bayern, otherwise Ronaldo, who led Portugal to the World Cup in Brazil, may have won the championship for the second time in a row.

In the history of the Ballon d'Or, Messi has won four consecutive awards, while Van Basten, Platini and Cruyff have won it three times.

In the original time and space, Cristiano Ronaldo's second streak (08 and 13) is now the same as Xia Qi, Ronaldinho, Kaka... all at once.

History took a turn here.

Later, Xia Qi went on stage to receive the award and delivered an acceptance speech.

"Thank you to my parents, professors and coaching staff, and my teammates..." Since it was his first time to receive the award, Xia Qi was a little nervous. Everything was quite satisfactory with no highlights.

In addition to the player's Golden Globe Award, the Golden Globe Award Ceremony also has eight awards including the Best Men's and Women's Head Coach, the Puskas Goal of the Year Award, the Fair Play Award, and Miss World Football...

Wenger won the best coach award. When delivering his acceptance speech,

The professor sincerely said to Henry: "Thierry, in my heart you and Xia are both my favorites. It's just that Highbury was too small and didn't have so much space for you to move freely. But the Emirates Stadium is different. It's more is large, Xia's activity space is correspondingly larger.

Also, you lost to Ronaldinho and Kaká. Is there a possibility that your appearance and temperament do not match the aesthetics of the captains in the audience? "

There was thunderous applause and constant laughter from the audience.

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The Golden Globe Awards are over and life goes on.

The 2013-2014 FA Cup begins, to be precise, the third round of the FA Cup begins.

Xia Qi, the newly minted Mr. Ballon d'Or, led his teammates to defeat their North London neighbor Tottenham 3:0 without any blood.

Turning back to the 22nd round of the Premier League, Arsenal defeated Fulham 2:0 and continued to advance.

That evening, the draw ceremony for the Champions League quarter-finals began, and Wenger flew to Zurich, Switzerland to attend the live draw ceremony.

Xia Qi and others gathered in Balotelli's villa as usual.

The lucky draw guests invited by UEFA are German star Matthaus and Dutch star Gullit.

They stood on the left and right sides, each with a glass fish tank in front of them, marked A and B respectively. Between the two empty fish tanks, there is a glass fish tank containing eight ping pong balls.

Fish tank A is the home game, fish tank B is the away game, and the team in tank A must play home games first and then away games.

Therefore, Xia Qi and others do not want to be drawn into the A tank. There are no weak teams in the quarter-finals. It does not matter who the opponent is. The battle is actually for the B tank. The home and away order is the key.

According to UEFA regulations, there will no longer be a draw for the semi-finals, so the draw for the quarter-finals will be divided into upper and lower halves.

The first is the first game in the first half. Amid the disgusted faces of Xia Qi and others, Mateus walked from the left to the fish tank with a ping pong ball in the middle, reached out to stir it up, and then drew a ping pong ball. ball.

Walked back to the back of Tank A, faced the camera, turned on the table tennis ball, and said: Manchester United

Seeing that their old enemy Manchester United was drawn to the A tank, Xia Qi and others laughed unkindly.

Balotelli passed the beer and had a drink with Xia Qi, and then shouted to Gullit on the TV: "Arsenal!" "Arsenal!" "Arsenal!"

Xia Qi and De Bruyne looked at each other and smiled, and they also took a bite.

If Balotelli didn't have big guns, Manchester United, which has been plagued with problems this season, would indeed be a very good opponent.

But at this time, Manchester United knew their shame and acted bravely. The whole team hated Kai, so they were not good opponents.

Xia Qi winked at De Bruyne and reached a consensus, praying together to the goddess of victory not to appear in the ping pong ball in Gullit's hand.

On the TV, Gullit broke open the table tennis ball, took out the small note hidden inside, and read: Dortmund.

After reading it, he spread it out to show the words on the note to the audience and the camera.

Balotelli groaned.

Xia Qi and De Bruyne toasted to celebrate.

Next is the first set of draws for the second half,