Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Two goals!"

"Xia Qi scored his second goal of the game!"

"The perfect combination of strength and skill. The collision with Boateng was the ultimate strength, and Cruyff's turn was a pleasing technique. These two completely different styles were fused together by Xia Qi... "

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun was praising Xia Qi almost crazily.

On the court, Xia Qi opened his arms and ran toward the north stand. He jumped high amidst the cheers of Arsenal fans, turned 180 degrees, and then pointed his thumbs at the name on his back.

In an instant,

There is only one thing between heaven and earth

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

The shouts are floating,

On the sidelines of the court, Guardiola watched the replay on the big screen with interest. When he saw Xia Qi's turn as smooth as Dove chocolate, Guardiola held his head in surprise;

When he saw Xia Qi actually crushing Boateng with his body without using his hands, he held his head again;

When he saw Xia Qi's freehand shot, he held his head again;

These three incredible expressions were made into emoticons by fans and friends after the game and were widely circulated...

The game continues,

Now, it was Arsenal's turn to be aggressive.

Not long after Bayern kicked off, Arteta cut off the football from Robben's feet.

After receiving Arteta's return pass on the right, Cazorla looked up at the frontcourt and suddenly made a long pass.

Big slash!

The football spanned most of the field, flying straight from the right to the left.

On the left road, Xia Qi waved his legs and gently chipped the ball continuously. He first chipped two-thirds of the football to remove its momentum, then chipped a layer of the football's skin to remove its falling force.

In this way, the football that has almost lost its power will stop obediently at your feet. If you want to "Marcelo stops the ball", you need one more pad action.

However, Xia Qi does not need to stop the ball on his feet at this time, nor does he need to touch it.

Xia Qi's stop caused a sensation in the Penguin live broadcast room, but the reaction in the Allianz Arena was quite dull.

This kind of stopping level is considered to be an upper-middle level among the five major leagues, and is considered basic among the wealthy clubs.

Xia Qi stopped the ball, and Harvey Martinez rushed up, compressed Xia Qi's space for movement, and drove Xia Qi to the sideline.

Xia Qi first took advantage of the situation and pretended to surrender, smashing the ball with his right foot and pulling back, as if he was about to retreat to the sideline. However, when Javi Martinez took a step closer,

With a tap of his toes, he sent the ball out between his legs.

Crotch-wearing is awesome!

This was the most humiliating move second only to Rainbow. Javi Martinez turned around and couldn't restrain the anger in his heart. He accelerated suddenly. He originally wanted to give Xia Qi an elbow when he was side by side with Xia Qi.

However, Xia Qi was too fast. Even though he gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, he still fell behind Xia Qi.

no way,

He could only push Xia Qi hard with both hands.

Xia Qi, who fights independently, cannot see and hear all directions like Al.

Got a solid slap,

His body stumbled forward,

While stumbling, Xia Qi tried his best to support the ground with both hands, but the force coming from his back was too great, and he failed to treat it as a "supporting demon".

After staggering a few steps, he fell inside the penalty area.

There were boos in the sky above the Allianz Arena. Xia Qi's behavior was regarded by Bayern fans as "penalty cheating"!

What a lesson from heaven and earth!

Xia Qi just doesn't want to fall, he even wants to be a "Folder Demon"!

Old guys, this is heartbreaking! !

Beep!

Seeing Xia Qi fall, the referee blew the whistle decisively, indicating that the Bayern players did not need to explain, gave Javi Martinez a yellow card, and awarded Arsenal a free kick opportunity.

"How can this be a free kick?"

Balotelli, De Bruyne... and others protested dissatisfied.

Xia Qi waved his hand, signaling to his teammates not to fight for it.

This attitude made Bayern generals look down upon Xia Qi.

After discussing with De Bruyne, Xia Qi decided to take the penalty himself. This position is in front of the penalty area line and less than 20 meters away from the goal. De Bruyne's arc is difficult to kick.

In this position, Xia Qi's powerful King Kong kick free kick actually has a better chance.

Xia Qi placed the ball, waved his hands to signal his teammates to spread out and grab the point, and told his opponents without any disguise that I would just hit the goal.

"Xia Qi is so majestic that his opponent can't defend him."

"Among Xia Qi's eighteen weapons, free kicks are a little more boring. They can only produce miracles with great force, but they don't tell the opponent. In fact, it's the same."

"Teacher Zhang, do you mean that Xia Qi is poor and generous?"

"Haha, I don't dare, I don't dare..."

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Xia Qi stood in front of the ball, his eyes fixed on the direction of the goal, as if he wanted to see through the goal.

He took a deep breath, feeling the noise of the audience around him, and the blood in his body began to boil.

He took a few steps back, measured the distance, and then took a stance, ready to exert force.

His eyes shone with confidence, as if telling everyone that he was bound to win this ball.

The referee's whistle sounded,

Xia Qi rushed out like an arrow from a string. When he took one step away from the ball, he swung his foot hard and the football flew out like a cannonball.

The ball drew a wonderful arc in the air and flew straight towards the upper right corner of the goal.

Bayern goalkeeper Neuer flew to save, but it was still a step too late. The ball grazed his fingertips and rushed towards the goal.

Despair welled up in Neuer's heart, and he turned to look at the football unwillingly.

I saw the football hitting the outside of the goalpost and popping out of the bottom line.

Deafening cheers erupted in the Allianz Arena, as if Bayern had scored a goal.

Xia Qi clicked his tongue regretfully,

He passed the human wall and the goalkeeper but unfortunately failed to pass the goal post.

After that, Bayern made an attack but failed to score.

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun concluded the intermission in the tone of Mr. Shan, a master of storytelling:

"Dear readers, the first half is over, and the two teams are tied at 2-2. This night's battle can be called a feast of goals! I hope there will be many exciting goals in the second half. Please don't walk away, We’ll be back after the commercial.”

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in the locker room,

With a sullen expression, Guardiola went off the field to demonstrate in person, teaching the players step by step how to pass and receive the ball.

"I am Gotze at this time. Xavi, you have to be on my left and rear to ensure that I can easily find you when I am pressed. Thiago, you and Muller must be on my left and right sides. Ahead..."

In his first year as King of South Korea, Guashuai was both a father and a mother. Amid the doubts, he conveyed Gua's football philosophy with victory after victory...

On the other side, Wenger was troubled by the breakthrough of Bayern's two wings. Last time, Xia Qi retreated to participate in the defense and broke Bayern's wings. What about this time?