Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Wembley Stadium is singing loudly!

"Glory to Manchester United" and "The Great and Old Arsenal"

The two songs competed over the stadium to see who could float higher and farther.

Don’t be fooled by the titles of these two songs. The melodies of these two songs are cheerful and naughty. There is also a rap in the middle of the Arsenal song, which is very interesting.

The lyrics of this rap are often improvised. For example, at this moment, the rap that originally sang the names of Arsenal players was changed to: Ferguson's retirement dream, Robin van Persie's championship dream...

Of course I'm not praising them, but...

The man who made Manchester United so popular could only express his anger by singing louder.

Not surprised?

Just when everyone was confused, they immediately saw the football flying towards Xia Qi crookedly.

Carrick stayed with Xia Qi every step of the way.

"The ball is in!"

"Van Persie, Van Persie! The shot five meters in front of the goal will also miss. Don't blame the hit and the loss. It's all my fault."

Xia Qi,

If you drink this chicken soup, it seems to have some effect.

Balotelli is the one at the forefront of Arsenal. He is faster than Xia Qi. Seeing De Gea abandon the goal, Balotelli no longer hesitates.

2: 1!

"..."

As soon as he took off his feet, Xia Qi rushed towards the Manchester United goal.

At the same time, Balotelli, like Xia Qi, shot at De Gea like an arrow from a string.

Giggs galloped down the left wing, with Gustavo chasing after him.

Giggs put his hands on his waist and shook his head helplessly.

When the ball falls behind Evra, De Gea has to keep moving.

However, De Bruyne behind Evra did not give him a chance at all.

Facing the falling football, De Bruyne swung his leg and volleyed, and the football flew straight over Jones' head and into the upper left corner of the goal.

But next to Vidic there is Balotelli who is ready to make a move.

It's just that in the past, Tianzun on the right side usually completed this action on the right side of the road, while Xia Qi did it on the left side of the road.

He didn't dare to move, he opened his eyes wide and carefully observed Xia Qi's every move.

At one point, they didn't even enter Arsenal's penalty area.

"3:1!"

"Xia Qi's instinct as a top striker made him win the bet. Xia Qi expanded Arsenal's score in first half stoppage time."

"Shinji Kagawa made a through ball, Rooney headed the ball over, Van Persie!!!"

"Arsenal counterattacked, Walcott cut into the penalty area and shot directly!!!"

His tactic is: fight!

The Red Devils will never be "slaves"! ! ! !

No one had time to express their appreciation for Xia Qi's "good luck". They saw Xia Qi swinging his right foot backward, and the moment the football fell, he swung it forward with all his strength.

Xia Qi then pulled to the wing and crossed paths with Luke Xiao. Just when the Manchester United players thought that Xia Qi and Luke Xiao crossed paths, Xia Qi would pick up the football.

In short, in the cheerful and energetic singing, the fans shook their heads and swayed to the beat, giving them a sense of being at a concert.

夏棋

Pull the ball and hide it behind your back,

For Henry, Arsenal's second goal was far more exciting than Xia Qi's personal heroic goal.

At this time, Manchester United's defense was so disrupted by Arsenal that no defensive player was in a familiar position.

Carrick was sent to guard Xia Qi throughout the game.

After De Bruyne's movement and change of hands, Jones was the only central defender in the Manchester United penalty area.

Who is behind me? ? ?

On the Manchester United goal line, De Gea first moved towards Xia Qi, so that he could block the near corner if Xia Qi shot.

"So far, Sir Alex Ferguson's strategy has been successful. Xia Qi has been subject to some restrictions and his performance was not as outstanding as in the opening game."

Damn it!

The sense of smell of a top striker! ! !

Only then did everyone suddenly realize that Xia Qi's sudden stops and retreats were Shen Feng's top-notch goal sense flowing in his blood!

When Carrick raised his leg, Xia Qi pushed lightly with his left foot, and the football just passed through the gap between him and Rafael.

The same thoughts as him were the coaching staff behind him, and they were all chattering like crazy.

Cutting inside is the trump card of wingers, and Giggs is no exception. However, time flies and he is really not sure to get past Aurier before Gustavo returns to defense.

It was as if Shinji Kagawa was an Arsenal player and he was passing the ball to Xia Qi and Balotelli.

Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that Wenger's left-side tactical design is indeed great! ! ! It reminded him of that fear that was like mercury pouring down the ground! ! !

Carrick saw the football rolling to the left, and only then did he understand that Xia Qi was going to play.

Seeing his beloved Manchester United being pressed to the ground and being rubbed by his old rival, Ferguson turned his head and peeked at the man he called a "pussy" out of the corner of his eye.

"Ding dong, the attribute of [Assassin Jing Ke] is activated."

"Arsenal overtook Manchester United! Wonderful cooperation from the team...Compared to my time, Xia Qi and the others were more clever in their local cooperation. They did not deliberately destroy Manchester United's defense, but just let nature take its course and disrupted the defense, and then struck a blow Must kill!"

If you can't get past Aurier in time, you will definitely be trapped in a double-team, so you might as well just get kicked.

The football came to De Bruyne's feet. De Bruyne dribbled the ball forward. After a few steps, he grabbed the ball before Kagawa Shinji and returned the football to Xia Qi.

Then he moved quickly to block Balotelli's shot.

After a series of dazzling teamwork, football returned to Xia Qi's feet again.

Arsenal were playing two-on-one in the penalty area. Jones cried stupidly for his teammates. He had no choice and shouted to remind goalkeeper De Gea to pay attention.

Soon, Xia Qi caught up with Football,

It seems that he has already thought about the next step.

Without any hesitation, he raised his right foot to smash the ball.

inevitable!

Manchester United fans covered their chests and looked nervously at their own penalty area.

He threw himself out in the sprint.

Why can Ronaldo, who is also a winger, be called NO1? ? ?

On the football field, De Gea passed the ball to the frontcourt. As soon as Shinji Kagawa stopped the ball, he was pressed by De Bruyne. Carrick stepped forward to respond, but was defended by Xia Qi.

This kind of goal can reflect the value of the head coach.

Arsenal fans had the upper hand in the karaoke contest, and Arsenal players had the upper hand on the pitch.

However, no matter what, it is undeniable that he is getting old, especially when seeing many young players in Arsenal running around and having fun...

That figure and expression sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, shouldn't it be me?

when? Things are changing! ! !

Damn Xia Qi! ! !

Ever since that black-haired boy joined Arsenal, his style of painting has changed drastically! ! !

Arsenal looks more and more like the invincible Red Devils,

This kind of team crystallization goal can stimulate his adrenaline even more. The kind of luring the enemy without leaving any artificial traces is the essence of this offense.