Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

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"Xia Qi performed a hat trick in the Champions League final! In the 57-year history of the Champions League, Xia Qi is the fourth player to perform a hat trick in the Champions League final.

The previous three players were Real Madrid legends Di Stefano and Puskas, as well as AC Milan's Prati.

This is an honor that neither Messi nor Ronaldo has ever had. "

"Arsenal once again took a two-goal lead and were almost twenty minutes away from the title."

Zhang Lu in the Penguin live broadcast room was more excited than Wenger at the scene.

He was always worried that Arsenal would be reversed, but now he can finally feel at ease.

In the 78th minute of the game, having a two-goal advantage felt very secure.

In Arsenal's most difficult and dangerous moment, Xia Qi shouldered the responsibility of being the star player and gave all Arsenal people reassurance with a goal.

So after the goal, Wembley Stadium turned into a sea of ​​red and white. Arsenal fans cheered and sang loudly. The Arsenal team song "Hot Stuff" broke through the sky.

After Xia Qi scored, he performed a celebration for the camera.

He called Balotelli, Cazorla, De Bruyne... and ran to the corner flagpole together, expressing his ideas while running.

There was a camera and close-up sound at the corner flagpole of the stadium. Xia Qi and others sang loudly to the camera: "Theo, don't panic. Everything is fine. The sun is in the sky and we are leading. Theo, don't panic. It's all right." Under control, our team is full of fighting power..." Note 1

Walcott, who was watching the live broadcast in the locker room, suddenly burst into tears... He had decided that he would never leave this team in his life! I am willing to be a green leaf for the rest of my life...

Wenger's eyes were wet on the sidelines of the court. He laughed and cursed: "I wasn't moved by Xia Qi's goal, but I was so damn moved by his celebration that I cried..."

Pat Rice: "Me too, this is what a team should be like. With such a team, we can ask for more..."

"That's tomorrow, now let's win the Champions League first."

online:

[Xia Qi rubbed the ball twice with the outside of his instep. It was so exciting. The first time he rubbed the ball, the ball left goalkeeper Weidenfeller's defensive area. The second time he rubbed the ball, it bypassed Subotic in the near corner of the goal. It was a difficult rub. How come ejaculating at his feet is as easy as eating and drinking? 】

[The Champions League scored an unprecedented 31 goals in a single season, making it the strongest Champions League golden boot in history. Cristiano Ronaldo, the king of the Champions League, may have to give way. 】

【What is fear? I am very sure of that. 】

[Calm down, Xia Qi’s 31 goals in a single season is indeed terrifying, but after all, it is only one season, and Ronaldo is the king of multiple Champions Leagues. If Xia Qi wants to become the new king, he still needs to perform well next season. 】

[I have a hunch that there will be big events in the transfer market this summer, and many giants will regroup their front lines to fight against Xia Qi. 】

[Why don’t you just tell Huang Saren’s name? How about a wealthy family? 】

[Do you think Real Madrid will poach Xia Qi? 】

[Why are you talking about this? Look...]

[Wow, Xia Qi and others are celebrating so lovingly... I'm fans, I'm fans...]

On the court, Dortmund's morale was low. Some people put their heads in their hands and were very annoyed. Some people put their hands on their hips and looked down at the ants. Some people looked at their opponents who were celebrating with envy.

No one went to the referee to protest Arsenal's celebration of delaying time. Maybe time was a torment for them at this time.

When their momentum was at its peak, when their desire for victory was at its peak,

Xia Qi hit him head-on and poured a basin of cold water on his face.

So after the game restarted, although Arsenal was missing one player, the whole team played very patiently.

On the contrary, Dortmund is a little irritable, with less cooperation between players and more long-range shots.

At first glance, the increased number of shots seems to be an advantage on the court, but in fact not many shots are in the goal frame.

It's a shot, it's better to say it's a big kick for Arsenal.

After Klopp stood on the sidelines of the court and shouted and scolded several times, he found that it had little effect and had no choice but to make substitutions.

He replaced Lewandowski with Sibel, and Klopp was very disappointed with Lewandowski.

In Klopp's mind, Lewandowski only knows how to abuse others and has yet to prove himself in high-end games.

This mainly stems from Lewandowski’s character.

His personality is a bit similar to James in the NBA. He values ​​​​too much. When the team needs him to score key goals, he will pass the blame to his teammates if he is not sure.

There is no harm without comparison. On the contrary, Xia Qi on the opposite side is like Kobe and Jordan. He will step forward when the team needs it and never run away.

The more the comparison, the more Klopp wanted to get Xia Qi. He clicked his tongue and said to the assistant coach: "If Liverpool is not interested in signing Xia Qi, you can tell them that I can sign a betting agreement with them and buy Xia Qi." If I fail to win a championship in the end, I can accept the punishment..."

"Boss, is it worth risking yourself for that boy? What if he is just a flash in the pan..."

"That kid is worth our big gamble, and if we don't buy him, he will become a stone on our way forward. We should also learn from Bayern sometimes."

The teaching assistant listened to this sentence: "I understand, I will prepare a plan for you with the brokerage team as soon as possible..."

On the court, Lewandowski saw the linesman holding up his number, his hands spread out with helplessness on his face. However, the moment he lowered his head, the smile rising at the corner of his mouth revealed a different state of mind.

Two-Face!

Sibel is on the scene!

Schiebel has been hailed as the next Mario Gomez.

He has a strong body and is quite strong against impact. He is an excellent player that God will reward, but strangely, he has never been able to play.

However, in 2013, Schieber was still on the rise, and Dortmund fans were not too dissatisfied with Schieber replacing Lewandowski.

Seeing Klopp's substitution, Zhang Lu in the Penguin live broadcast room said with emotion: "Klopp made a desperate move, but he didn't have any better cards. This is the difference between a wealthy club and a quasi-rich club."

"With ten minutes left in the game, Dortmund was two goals behind. Arsenal had one less player on the field, so the more sensible way to play was to defend and counterattack.

It is definitely more difficult for Dortmund to break Arsenal's goal than when they played against each other just now. "

"Football is sometimes very similar to life. It seems like a good thing that Dortmund has one more player than Arsenal, but at this time it is not. Arsenal can confidently defend with all their strength... This is very similar to what the old people often say, 'a loss is a blessing'."

On the court, Arsenal is indeed defensive. As long as they hold on for the last ten minutes, Arsenal will usher in the first Champions League championship in the club's history.

At this time, no one will be a thorn in the side.

Al is even less capable, rationality is its advantage.

Facing De Bruyne who is good at passing, Xia Qi who is good at running, and Balotelli who is good at making balls,

Dortmund's attack was timid, a little timid, and a little anxious.