Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

(Taishan is awesome, an anti-Japanese hero! Salute! Worship! There is another update that may be much later. Watch it at noon tomorrow, no need to wait)

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After scoring the goal, Xia Qi didn't have time to celebrate.

De Bruyne was so excited that he pinned him down on the lawn. Even though De Bruyne was shy like a shy little girl off the court, he was so thick-skinned on the court that he actually had the nerve to ask Xia Xia. chess:

"Are my assists effective? They are full of imagination and confusion!"

"Shet! If I hadn't seen you pounding the grass, I would have almost believed it."

Xia Qi, who was in Al state, would not answer. Balotelli, who was pressing on De Bruyne, answered for Xia Qi.

"Mario, do you know why Xia Qi always scores Puskas Award goals?"

"why?"

"Because he never hurt daddy."

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online……

[Awesome, Xia Qi! Became the first Chinese-American to score at the Bernabeu. 】

[Upstairs, you really know how to praise people. The great thing about Xia Qi is that every goal he scores is full of imagination. Marcelo stopped the ball and added two kicks, and this time the scorpion tailed. It really doesn't matter whether he is the first Chinese to score at the Bernabeu Stadium. 】

[It’s a pity that the second kicker didn’t score, otherwise it would definitely be the best goal in the Champions League in the past ten years. 】

[Damn Ramos! 】

[Damn Ramos +1! 】

[The scorpion tail swing is also very exciting, this kind of karate side kick is very coquettish! I just want to write a poem about this situation: Fuck you! Damn it! Fuck, fuck! ! ! 】

【It’s very sexy! There is no better adjective for a goal that can silence the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium than being cool. 】

[When I watch Xia Qi score a goal, I am always at a loss for words to find a suitable compliment. I will praise him again after he scores the next goal. 】

After Xia Qi scored, Wenger clenched his fists and rushed to the side of the court: "Continue, don't stop, crush them."

"Justice will only be late, not late!"

There has been little such fury in Wenger's career, and it was clear that Mourinho had angered him just now.

Mourinho rolled his eyes innocently... At this time, he did not take Wenger's angry words seriously.

The game continues,

Real Madrid, with one player missing and leading the score, would of course not attack fiercely after the start. Instead, they would back and forth conservatively to control the situation.

However, something surprising happened. When Alonso completed his 12th kick, the Bernabeu Stadium burst into dissatisfied boos.

Real Madrid fans are the most demanding fans in the world, and they want their team to win even more beautifully.

However, there is one less person on the field at this time!

Mourinho was angry. He roared loudly at the stands and made a gesture to shut up.

His response was even louder boos.

"There are rumors that Mourinho is not liked by Real Madrid fans, and it seems to be true."

"Real Madrid fans like offensive football, and Mourinho's style of play is more conservative, but Mourinho has actually made many changes to cater to them.

On the basis of quick counterattack, the WM formation's long pass from the backcourt was added, allowing Alonso to shine. It also added frontcourt pressing and high pressure. I really don’t understand why Real Madrid fans are still dissatisfied? "

"Raul left for the Bundesliga, Beckham went to Paris, and the "Galaxy I" was completely disbanded. In the following six years, Real Madrid was suppressed by Dream Two and Dream Three in China, and stopped in the top 16 of the Champions League every year. .

In the second year after Mourinho took charge of Real Madrid, last season, Real Madrid led by Mourinho won the La Liga championship with a score of 100 points and also reached the semi-finals of the Champions League.

Revival is a slow process and Real Madrid fans should be more patient. "

“Real Madrid fans don’t like Mourinho not only because of his style of play, but also because Mourinho dismissed Casillas at his peak.

In the second round of the 2011 Spanish Super Cup, the largest conflict in history broke out between the two teams.

Mourinho also created the famous football scene of "eye-poking". After the game, the Spanish national team was divided. Casillas focused on the overall situation and privately chatted with Xavi and Puyol.

However, this move was not understood by Mourinho, who regarded him as a traitor and put Cassie in cold storage for a few games. Because Real Madrid's results were very good in the 11-12 season, this contradiction was covered up.

By this season, Mourinho's WM style of play was targeted, and he failed one after another at the beginning. Real Madrid began to question Mourinho, and rumors continued. Mourinho suspected that Cassie was behind it.

So Diego Lopez completely replaced Casillas, so that the fans were even more dissatisfied with him. "

"Mourinho's dressing room management is a mess. If he wants to keep Cassie cold, he must at least get the support of non-Spanish players such as Cristiano Ronaldo. To do this without controlling the voice in the dressing room, this is really emotional intelligence. It’s too low.”

"Yes, if there is support from the players, when the fans rebel, someone will stand up and speak out for them, and their situation will be much better..."

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on the field,

Real Madrid started passing the ball, but Arsenal did not immediately counterattack. The two commentators looked bored and told "stories."

When the two of them were filled with emotion, Real Madrid started to attack on the court. After stopping the ball with 272's chest, he knocked it sideways and the football went to Ronaldo's feet.

Cristiano Ronaldo must be Arsenal's key defensive target. As soon as the ball reached his feet, he was immediately double-teamed and counterattacked.

The football was cut off by Cazorla and given to Xia Qi.

Arsenal started to fight back.

As soon as Xia Qi received the football, Ronaldo came forward.

In fact, the two people are not in the right position, and they cannot touch each other under normal circumstances.

But Ronaldo's strong desire to win does not allow him to lose the ball, he wants to get it back.

When Xia Qi saw it was Ronaldo, he didn't dare to be negligent and directly pushed the football forward and blasted forward.

However, he didn't understand the "mule" too well. Ronaldo turned on the "Phnom Penh Ronaldo" mode and chased after him.

The two began a passionate racing chase on the side road.

Xia Qi ran wildly along the sideline with the ball, like a robber who had just robbed a bank and was running for his life with money.

Ronaldo is stuck on the inside and is catching up from behind.

The distance between him and Xia Qi is shortening.

Phnom Penh Luo is still awesome!

Although he beats the player with the ball without the ball, his opponent is Al!

Still very awesome!

Anyway, the human being - Xia Qi, is convinced!

Seeing that Ronaldo was faster than Xia Qi, Real Madrid fans shouted that their throats hurt.

"Xia Qi's dribbling speed is very fast, but today we met an opponent. Ronaldo was faster without the ball. He was about to catch up with Xia Qi."

"Scenes like this are rare. Audience friends, if you are watching the game on a computer, take a screenshot as soon as possible."

Cristiano Ronaldo quickly caught up with Xia Qi and reached out to pull Xia Qi's shoulders.

With this action, he and Xia Qi were side by side.

Cheers of victory echoed over the Bernabeu Stadium.

On the court, the outcome is actually undecided!