Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Wow! The ball went in!"

"Two or two are worth a thousand pieces of gold, and one ball goes through both doors!"

"Xia Qi performed a thousand-mile journey alone at Camp Nou."

"Even if Messi committed a flagrant foul, it would be difficult to stop Xia Qi's attack."

"Xia Qi tonight had an outstanding performance on both offense and defense. He redefined the function of a forward."

Zhang Lu's commentary in the live broadcast room was hysterical and passionate.

Fans on the online platform were in awe after hearing this.

【Fuck! It’s too curly! In the future, positions on the court will become blurred, and you won’t be able to make a career without good physical fitness. 】

[This is so awesome, not to mention faster than Messi, but also injured Messi in the counterattack. 】

[This goal is indeed very exciting. It is so exciting to block the hole of the gun with my body, then knock Messi over, and finally pass through the big and small goal. 】

[Speed, strength, physical fitness, defense, technology, offense... Oh my god, I didn't find Xia Qi's shortcomings. Isn't this a proper hexagonal warrior? 】

[Don’t make a fuss, I’ll tell you the truth, Xia Qi’s protagonist halo, Gullit’s opening template. 】

[I’m really looking forward to the World Cup starting tomorrow. It won’t be a World Cup without the Chinese team. I support Chinese elements and just sit back and watch the Chinese team in Europe beat Melo...]

After the goal went through both goals, the excited Xia Qi celebrated by showing off his jersey.

He rushed to the Barcelona fans' stand. When the Barcelona fans saw Xia Qi running towards him, they all took a deep breath and were ready to explode at that moment.

Xia Qi took off his jersey while running. When he arrived in the stands of Barcelona fans, the well-prepared voices of the Barcelona fans became uneven and failed to create a deterrent effect.

Instead, they were shocked by Xia Qi.

18-year-old Xia Qi, after taking off his jersey, exposed his explosive figure in the stands, and the unique hormones of men hit his face.

The lumpy abdominal muscles and bulging chest muscles tell people that this young man's success is not accidental.

In an instant, the Barcelona fans who were about to roar were divided. First of all, some rotten girls surrendered first, and they forced to swallow the "fu" that had just reached their throats.

Then some real fans hesitated. These people like football and have a style of doing things: dealing with things but not people.

If you don't look at the color of the jersey, Xia Qi's attitude, skills and spirit on the court are all a model among players.

Such a player, regardless of his stance, is undoubtedly very likable.

However, Xia Qi's next move annoyed them.

Xia Qi showed off his No. 9 jersey to the stands!

"Uu, uhu..." boos spread everywhere!

But Xia Qi's celebration made Arsenal fans excited. This domineering way of celebration is what this elegant Arsenal team lacks.

Arsenal fans shouted out Xia Qi's name with all their lung capacity to support Xia Qi!

For a moment, fans from both sides were engaged in a desperate duel on the sidelines of the stadium with their voices!

Although the Arsenal fans were small in number, their volume was not low. The Barcelona fans could not suppress their boos for a while.

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On the court, Messi was in unbearable pain. With the support of the team doctor, he was about to go to the sidelines for treatment. At this time, the referee blew his whistle, ran in front of Messi, and showed a yellow card.

Obviously, Messi's flagrant foul just now was noticed by the referee. It was only because Xia Qi's offense was advantageous that he never called it.

Messi yelled angrily, then bowed his head and left.

He knew that he would become the front-page news of all the media tomorrow, and many people would think of him. The persona he had worked so hard to build over the past few years had collapsed.

[We can clearly see from the slow-motion replay that Messi shoveled Xia Qi's foot, and he didn't even close his foot. 】

[This action is really bad. If he were not Messi, he would probably be sprayed to death. 】

[I’m glad that Xia Qi is a tough guy, otherwise he would have hurt Zhong Yong. 】

【...】

After giving Messi a yellow card, the referee ran towards Xia Qi. His face did not have the serious and solemn expression that he had before punishing Messi. Instead, he was full of smiles and apologized while taking out the card.

He understood Xia Qi's anger and his behavior of showing off his jersey.

Messi's action was obviously hurtful. If he hadn't been Messi, he wouldn't have just received a yellow card.

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After the game restarted, Barcelona, ​​with one less player, had no intention of attacking and fell behind in the backcourt.

(Messi is undergoing treatment off the court and has not played for the time being)

Barcelona was not in a hurry and Arsenal, who held a two-goal lead, were even less anxious. The two sides had a tacit understanding and maintained the 0:2 score until the end of the first half.

The internet was abuzz at half-time as Messi did not play in the final minutes of the first half.

The plumbers hacked Arsenal's website and Xia Qi's social account.

They insulted Xia Qi indiscriminately and asked Xia Qi to give them a healthy Messi. It was as if the person putting the shovel was Xia Qi.

After 15 minutes, Leo Yosi began to warm up on the sidelines of the court under the treatment of a Japanese miracle doctor, and came on the court amid the cheers of the fans.

At the beginning of the second half, Arsenal kicked off.

Balotelli passed the football back to De Bruyne, and Arsenal's front three immediately rushed forward.

Iniesta pounced on De Bruyne, who passed the ball backwards.

attack? Don't rush and let the bullets (forwards) fly for a while.

Viewed from the air, Arsenal's third line committed a military taboo, and the midfield and backcourt were out of touch with the forwards.

Of course, Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova was not naive enough to think that Wenger would make such a stupid mistake. He anxiously stood on the sidelines to remind the defenders to pay attention to defense.

Arsenal's mistake in the midfield and backcourt was a conspiracy. Xavi led Messi and others to force Arsenal's backcourt.

At the same time, De Bruyne put his hands behind his back and gestured to full-back Gibbs.

Gibbs suddenly ignored Messi's presence, gave up guarding Messi, and ran straight forward. Just after passing the center circle, De Bruyne's pass fell in front of him.

Gibbs darted the ball forward and quickly sank to the bottom.

Facing Alves' interception, he stepped on his bicycle, swung out of the angle and sent the football into the Barcelona penalty area.

Balotelli, who was guarding the front spot, jumped high and headed the ball, and the ball reached the back spot.

As the live broadcast camera switched, the commentator Zhang Lu was so excited that he shouted: "Xia... chess... chess!"

Facing the ball in the air, Xia Qi bent his bow and arrow, waiting for the ball to fall.

Valdes quickly moved his position in front of the goal line, but to no avail.

The football flew quickly under his arm and into the net against the lawn.

0: 3!

The total score is 2:8!

Arsenal was kind enough to send a bottle of 82 Lafite to Barcelona.

After scoring a goal, Arsenal, which was six goals ahead, was determined to advance. The whole team ran up and down to the corner flagpole and danced "Subject Three".

This is a celebration move that Xia Qi redeemed to the system in advance. He taught his teammates before the game and prepared to use it when the team advanced.

Subject 3 has a cheerful rhythm and simple and interesting movements, especially the slow-motion braking moment, which sublimates the dance.