Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

At the Emirates Stadium, Wenger rushed onto the pitch to celebrate with the substitutes.

At the distant Carrington training base in Manchester City, Ferguson sighed, a little envious, a little angry and a little sour and said to himself:

"Arsena, please show some respect. How old are you and still play with children? What a lucky guy. Damn Manchester City. They say that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Why can't you be cheaper? I want to be cheaper for others. I hate neighbors like you! "

A roar penetrated the night sky of Manchester City... From then on, Manchester City has a derby legend.

Mourinho and Lafayette in the far away Manor of Lafayette in Madrid.

"José, that young man from Arsenal is pretty good."

"Yes, Arsenal don't deserve him."

"You also think Arsenal are not worthy of him?"

"Yes, Mr. Chairman."

"His position is the same as Ronaldo..."

"There is no conflict. Xia Qi can play as a left winger, center forward, or even as an attacking midfielder."

"If you can win the Champions League, he will be your gift before the start of next season."

"Thank you. If this is the case, I will create a new dynasty here."

Lafayette is satisfied with Mourinho's work, but Real Madrid fans are very dissatisfied with the 1:0 tactics.

As we all know, those inexperienced white-eyed wolves in the Bernabeu Stadium are the most demanding fans on the planet.

However, Real Madrid is still a members-only club, and Florentino cannot ignore the "votes" of the fans.

But this did not prevent him from PUA Mourinho at all. After drawing the pie, the two happily raised their cocktail glasses.

In fact, it is not entirely PUA. Florentino does have the intention to buy Xia Qi.

It's just another matter whether Mourinho will be the coach of Xia Qi after buying it.

Munich, Germany, Bayern headquarters, Rummenigge and Guardiola.

"Josep, how is the boy?"

"Are you doubting Hai Shuai's vision? But he should be not for sale like Messi."

Rummenigge had a strange smile on his face at this time.

Guardiola screamed: "Wenger can't be that stupid, can he?"

Rummenigge smiled: "Of course Mr. Wenger won't, but Mr. Kroenke is a businessman. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Mr. President, he is my Messi, no! He is more shaping than Messi..."

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in the locker room,

"It hurts, it hurts...be gentle..."

Xia Qi was being massaged by a masseur, shouting that it hurt.

While receiving system information.

"Ding, this game has ended and the rewards are being settled..."

"The host played 88 minutes in this game, with A+ participation, S+ performance, and award: 10 attribute points."

"Ding, the host won the Premier League's best game, award: attribute value 5 points."

"Ding, the host won the Champions League for the first time with five players in a single game. Award: attribute value 5 points."

"Ding, the host has completed the hidden mission and will be rewarded with the king's aura attributes."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"..."

At the post-match press conference:

Tito Vilanova is asked the most by reporters: What is the probability of Barcelona advancing to the semi-finals?

"Being three goals behind is a big gap, but if we can knock out AC Milan when we are two goals behind, then we can also knock out Arsenal when we are three goals behind."

Xia Qi, who won five pieces in the game, was sought after by the media after the game.

[Mr. Vilanova, during the game, we saw you holding your head and shouting to God many times. Do you only ask God for help when you encounter difficulties? 】

"Maybe you will say double-teaming Xia Qi, or something else? I just want to ask you, when Messi is playing crazy, is it useful to defend more?

What tactics can limit the crazy Messi? The same goes for the big boy. No one can subdue him except God. "

"Tonight's Xia Qi scored five goals, tying Messi's record for most goals in a single Champions League game set by Messi in the 2011-2012 season."

"Super heroes cannot be restricted by tactics."

[Doesn’t that mean we won’t be able to deal with him next round? 】

"We have Messi. One way of thinking is to use heroes to defeat heroes. Another way is to cut off people who are connected to heroes. We still have a week to study new ways of playing."

Wenger's view is different from that of Tito Vilanova. He believes that Arsenal's victory was the result of the joint efforts of the whole team.

Of course, reporters knew this was diplomatic rhetoric.

I thought I would not dig out valuable news about the veteran Wenger.

Unexpectedly, Wenger said: "We hope to end the history of no championship this season. Now we are going to attack the first major double championship in the league and the Champions League."

The reporters are motivated. Wenger, who has always been gentle and elegant, will not speak out wildly...

"The Prince of Ice Cream counterattacks the "One Dragon", and Arsenal aims for a double crown. 》

"At the Emirates Stadium, the prince ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, and Wenger promised a double trophy. 》

"The man who gave Sir Alex Ferguson and Magic Bird nightmares is back with the European Golden Boot!" 》

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The first legs of the Champions League quarter-finals are all over:

Arsenal defeated Barcelona 5:2,

Paris Saint-Germain drew 2:2 with Juventus,

Malaga drew 0:0 with Dortmund

Real Madrid defeated Galatasaray 3:0.

The second round will begin in eight days.

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On the night of the game,

Xia Qi felt sore all over and refused to go swimming with his teammates.

The paparazzi who were following him thought he was going to date that busty beautiful reporter. Didn't you see, was Xia Qi so hungry on the court?

So I followed Xia Qi all the way home and stayed there all night, but ended up being lonely!

"Farke, I should have known that I would have followed Balotelli."

"No, that's news."

"Ah!...Head, we didn't take any pictures?"

The boss of the paparazzi confidently took out his pen and wrote:

"After the victory over Barcelona, ​​the whole team had a nightclub party, but Xia Qi was missing. It is suspected that Xia Qi has a sexual orientation problem. 》

"Shocking, is the locker room disagreement behind the victory?" Xia Qi was ostracized by his teammates and did not participate in team building! 》

"Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? The Champions League hero was ostracized by his teammates!" 》

"How? Is that a good title?"

"Head, high! So high! All three are good."

"One for The Sun, one for The Times, one for..."

"Selling three houses with one piece of news is high! Really high!"

The next day, the whole of London and even the whole of Britain was talking about Arsenal's dressing room problems.

Xia Qi came back from running in the morning. As soon as he took a shower and went downstairs, he heard Jack say to him: "Xia, we support you."

Xia Qi thought he was talking about the competition and hummed. At this time, Alice came over and stopped talking.