Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Sorry, I’m running out of time, so I can’t add more updates tonight!

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As the quarter-finals of the Champions League approach, almost all of London is talking about the word "revenge".

Much like Arsenal, the "revenge" he meant was literal.

Tottenham guys, what they call "revenge" is eating, sleeping, and playing against Arsenal.

In short, Arsenal vs. Barcelona is the hottest game in the Champions League quarter-finals. 1 countries have applied for live broadcast, and more than 4 TV stations...

It’s four o’clock in the afternoon on April 4, four hours before the game.

The outside of the Emirates Stadium is as lively as the "Hey River" morning market, which is why the term "Hey River Morning Market" is used to describe it.

It's because there are mostly foreigners in the stadium square at this time.

Arsenal fans and Barcelona fans from all over the world gathered outside the stadium, some from China, some from Japan, some from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, but more from several European countries.

The only catch is that there are twice as many fans wearing Barcelona shirts as there are Arsenal fans.

Of course, this is a comparison of numbers among foreign fans.

After a while, when the local fans arrive, Arsenal fans will definitely be the owners of the Emirates Stadium.

In addition, there are media reporters from various countries who shuttle among the fans to interview and report.

With an hour left before the game, the number of Arsenal fans outside the stadium clearly exceeded that of Barcelona.

As the game time approached, the fans' enthusiasm gradually ignited, and the fans began to sing songs and taunt their opponents.

For example: Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​Princess Messi and the Seven Dwarfs,

Compared to Bayern, Arsenal fans are not friendly to Barcelona fans.

The two teams originally had no historical grudges, but after the slap in the Champions League, it is difficult to have friendship anymore, at least this is the case between fans...

Soon, Barcelona's bus arrived. They arrived in London one day early and borrowed Tottenham's training base. So there is a reason why Arsenal fans hate Tottenham.

Many Barcelona fans chanted the names of Messi and Xavi at the bus entrance and made the number "6" gesture...

Then the Arsenal bus arrived. Xia Qi was sitting outside the window and saw Chinese students holding high the five-star red flag and the "Shanxi Football Fans Association" support sign.

He excitedly stopped the bus. Faced with Wenger's sharp eyes, Xia Qi smiled flatteringly and said, "One minute, just one minute."

Seeing the bus stop at the entrance, the security personnel immediately stepped forward and set up a cordon.

Xia Qi got out of the car and asked, "Where are you from?"

"Shanxi?"

"Taiyuan, Datong, Linfen..."

"Ah! Fellow fellow!"

"Fellow folks, Lanzhou Ramen and Xiao Long Bao are for sale in the food area of ​​the stadium. Tell me your name and I'll pay..."

"We would like to take photos and sign autographs, is that okay?"

"After the game, wait for me there..."

"Oh..." Shanxi fans cheered...

Xia Qi didn't know that originally he was inviting Shanxi fellows, but in the end he was inviting all Arsenal fans.

Afterwards, when the stadium restaurant paid the bill, one month's salary was gone. A bowl of ramen was four pounds, and a basket of xiaolongbao was two pounds... But it couldn't handle the crowd.

But it doesn’t matter, since I’m single anyway, I just want to be happy when one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Shanxi fellows are so rare abroad...as precious as pandas.

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There is still half an hour before the start of the game, and the Emirates Stadium is playing warm-up soft music.

When the Barcelona players came out to warm up, there was a burst of boos.

When the big screen in the stadium gave Messi a close-up shot, the boos became fierce, and some even shouted: "Cristiano Ronaldo Golden Ball!" "Cristiano Ronaldo No. 1!"

three months ago,

That is, on January 2013, 1, Messi once again defeated Ronaldo and won the 7 Ballon d'Or. He also became the first player to successfully defend the Ballon d'Or in the history of the award.

This makes the "mule fans" angry!

In fact, among Messi's many Golden Globe Awards, the 12-year Golden Globe Award is the most unquestionable and the most convincing.

Messi scored 2012 goals in the natural year of 91, which is a terrifying statistic, and it took only 91 games to score 69 goals, and he also had 24 assists.

Among them, 59 goals were scored in La Liga, 13 goals in the Champions League, and 5 goals in the Copa del Rey.

Of the 91 goals scored, 79 were scored at Barcelona's home court.

If you have to find fault with the eggs, you can give Messi a home and away game, and there will be no "crime" of dominance after leaving Camp Nou.

Arsenal fans also understand the above, but Messi is the "enemy" tonight!

Hearing the chants of "C Ronaldo Golden Ball" throughout the stadium, the 26-year-old Messi lost the smile on his face.

When a close-up of Xia Qi appeared on the big screen, the shouts teasing Messi were drowned out by louder cheers. Some fans even showed Xia Qi a small steamed bun and a beer in one hand.

Xia Qi bought the xiaolongbao, and almost everyone had a box.

It is estimated that only foreigners can make xiaolongbao with beer, but this is not the strangest thing. Balotelli also added a box of rice when making instant noodles, which made Xia Qi collapse.

Greater China-a food mecca!

England - a food desert!

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arsenal dressing room

Wenger stood at the door of the locker room, slowly looked around at the players inside and said: "Since you have chosen the road of revenge and revival, let us work hard together!"

"If we want to eliminate Barcelona, ​​we must defeat him tonight. I have already mentioned the precautions in the training sessions these days, so I won't repeat them again."

After speaking, he took off the watch on his wrist and showed it to the team members: "There are still twenty minutes, are you ready?"

"Ready!"

"Go fight!"

At the same time, Barcelona head coach Tito Vilanova also mobilized before the game:

"Arsenal are our old friends."

Except for one or two players such as Messi, everyone laughed out loud.

Tito Vilanova clapped his hands and asked the players to be quiet.

"Past results don't mean anything. Arsenal this season is a little different. They have more young people."

"Boss, aren't they just a few young boys? Leave it to me!"

"Gerrard (Pique), Boateng thought the same way, he fell in front of Xia Qi."

"We can despise them strategically, but we must pay attention to them tactically..."

"Almost all teams will play high-altitude balls when they deal with us, so when defending in the air, Gerrard must have a 120,000-point spirit."

In the player tunnel, the Champions League theme song "Our factory has collapsed" sounded again, and Xia Qi secretly swore that our factory would not collapse tonight.

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