Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind

Yu Chixi received a letter from her mother within a few days. After reading it, she had to sigh, "We still have to rely on our mother!"

Brother, look at you, your marriage has not been decided for so long, but my mother has decided it for you as soon as she takes action!

Yu Chixi quickly took out a pen and started to write a letter. She wrote a letter and her mother's letter, and gave it to the ghosts at the "Flash Delivery" shop to deliver it.

If nothing else happens, my brother will receive it in two or three days.

……

At this time, the border town.

A caravan was queuing up to enter the city. Each member of the caravan handed over their own ultimatum. After the gatekeepers read it, a team immediately came forward and carefully inspected their goods, even checking the bottom of the carriage.

According to the inspection in other places, only one person came to inspect a carriage, so the person who had been lying under the carriage for a long time walked around the carriage listening to the footsteps of the man as usual, and he pouted. My butt slid out quietly and climbed onto the carriage.

Just as he was about to slip into the carriage, he saw someone looking at him.

he:? ? ?

The guard watching his actions said:? ? ?

The guard was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand, "Head, there is someone hiding under the carriage."

The person hiding under the carriage:...

The person who was bending down to look under the carriage quickly raised his head, "Where is it? I just looked under it."

"Definitely not. When you bent down to look, he had already crawled out."

The guard pointed to the person sitting in the carriage.

The people under the hidden carriage looked up and saw densely packed torches. Good guy, every carriage is inspected by four or five people...

This is wrong, this is very wrong!

Where can I find such a check?

Are there too many people in your Yuan Kingdom? There are so many guards!

The head guard came over and gave the order, "Take it away!"

No matter what his motives were for hiding under the carriage, he would be taken away.

The person hiding under the carriage quickly said, "Wait!"

"I am the captain of this caravan. To be honest, I was just looking for excitement, so I hid under the carriage."

The carriage curtain opened, and the real caravan captain spoke coldly, "You are the caravan captain, then who am I?"

The man's brain twitched, "My subordinate?"

What's the situation, he randomly chooses a carriage, and the caravan captain is sitting in it? Do you want to be so unlucky?

The captain yelled, "Well done to you."

"Thank you for the compliment." The man was very polite.

The head guard on the side said, "...So which of you is the captain of the caravan?"

The caravan captain took out his token and said, "I am the one he faked."

"Take it away."

That person:! ! !

"Actually, I am the son of the caravan captain. My father and I had a fight."

Caravan Captain:...

"Go away, I haven't married yet, and I don't have a son as old as you."

The man's face was full of embarrassment, "Look, my father is angry and doesn't want to recognize me now."

The head guard was too lazy to listen to his chattering, "Take him away!"

"Yes!"

Someone came forward immediately. The man couldn't make sense, so he wanted to fly away. But as soon as he took off, he was kicked away, "You still dare to run?"

That person: ...

Where did the martial arts master come from?

He twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely and rolled on the spot, "No... I didn't want to run away, I just wanted to stretch my legs."

General, "Fly up and stretch? It's quite unique."

That person: ...

Damn it, who leaked the fake news?

He actually said that the guards in the border towns of the Yuan Kingdom were not strict. Damn it, you really should let those who spread the news feel it!

Isn’t this rigorous?

So what does rigor mean? !

This man was finally taken down, and after interrogation by the general, he found out that this man was an assassin, and he was engaged in the business of killing people and selling goods. Because he was wanted in other countries, he wanted to come to the Yuan Kingdom to make a living, but because His identity was hidden, so he could only sneak across the country. He had no ultimatum.

General: ...

"I'm really not lying. This is what I do. If you don't believe me, can I show you a flying knife?"

General: ...

He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache and said, "Keep him locked up. Oh, since he is an assassin, we generals will take turns guarding him."

The light that had just lit up in the assassin's eyes went out. He originally thought he could escape.

Now it seems that he is overthinking.

The assassin sighed, "If I had known today, I wouldn't have come."

"Damn it, don't let me catch who is spreading these rumors!!"

The general gave a perfunctory hum, "I'm tired of hearing this. Don't you want to find a job? Just work in the prison."

After a pause, the general was heartbroken again, "Of course, it's the unpaid kind."

Assassin: ...My heart that was excited just now is frozen.

Forget it, what a sin.

He committed murder and arson in the first half of his life, and worked illegally in the second half of his life.

Oh, whoever wants this life should take it away quickly!

After this incident, those who wanted to 'smuggle across' did not dare to come to the Yuan Kingdom.

Everyone knows that the city gate of Yuan Kingdom is not so easy to enter.

But there are always people who do not believe in evil. Some people took advantage of the dead of night and quietly climbed in through the dog hole in the city gate.

There was a ghost guarding the dog's hole not far away. When he saw someone crawling in, he exclaimed, "Master knows things like a god."

How did the master guess it!

Someone actually climbed in here.

The ghost quickly shouted to the ghost next to him, "Wake up, don't sleep, why are you still sleepy after becoming a ghost?"

"I died without sleeping a wink for a month."

"Oh... Then you have become a ghost. You should sleep more, but stop sleeping now and come to life!"

"Look, someone has climbed up from this dog hole. This person's face looks like he's not a good guy at first glance!"

"Quick, go get someone."

"Yeah." The ghost next to him floated away, and after a while, waves of ghosts came over.

Only ghosts that reach a certain number can be seen by ordinary people.

They came together.

Because the number is not enough now, the man has not seen the ghost yet. He chuckled and said, "They say this border town of Yuan Kingdom is difficult to enter, but I don't think so."

"Shouldn't I just come in now?"

"Tsk, tsk, those people are so stupid!"

"I don't know how to crawl through a dog hole."

The man thought happily, "Hey, when I take the head of the lord of the border city of Yuan Kingdom, I can become the lord of the border city."

The more he thought about it, the happier that person became.

He is so smart!

"I just don't know if there is a dog hole in the city lord's mansion."

He muttered, and suddenly a voice came from beside him, "The City Lord's Mansion? There is no dog hole, but you can dig a hole yourself."

"What do you mean, you are calling me a dog..." He raised his head, and the next words got stuck in his throat.

hiss……

what's the situation?

Why are there so many... ghosts? !

Is it a ghost?

They are so densely packed that they have no legs! !

He swallowed and his voice trembled, "Woof woof woof -"

I'm a dog, don't come over here.

Ghosts:?

what's the situation? Is this person scared out of his mind?

Why are you learning to bark like a dog?

"you……"

As soon as the ghost said a word, he was so scared that he peed his pants.

The ghosts were shocked, "This...even though we can't smell it, don't pee."

"It's disgusting."

"You're not so scared, are you? Master wasn't even this scared when he saw us."

In his sight, they looked like: faces full of blood, faces without blood, eyes falling out, tongues long, nails long, mouths dripping with blood...

In the dead of night, can it not be scary?

He rolled his eyes and fainted.