Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind
Chapter 102 Mother, smash the silver!
Yuchi Feng:?
"Thank you sister!"
"But why can my sister suddenly talk again?"
Yuchi Feng scratched his head, how strange!
My sister can talk for a while and not talk for a while.
Yu Chixi, "Because I'm still young."
Yuchi Feng suddenly realized it!
"So that's it!" My sister is too young, so sometimes she says it, sometimes she doesn't.
Yu Chixi looked around among his gifts and found a golden Buddha statue, "Xiaoba, who gave this to you?"
"let me see!"
There was a gift list in the room where the gifts were placed. Yuchi Feng picked it up and looked at it. His face was wrinkled. After looking at it for a long time, he relaxed his brows.
"This is a gift from a cousin of my grandfather." He didn't know many words in it!
Yu Chixi took the golden Buddha statue into his arms and said, "Give me this, you can't control it."
Yuchi Feng snickered, "Okay! If my sister likes it, take it away!"
Hee hee, he knows, my sister likes golden things!
Yu Chixi didn't stay here for long. She only chose this golden Buddha statue and left.
When Concubine Liang came to see Yuchi Feng, Yuchi Feng was sorting his gifts. He kept some of the gifts and exchanged some of them for money. Then he would give the money directly to his sister!
His sister is almost one year old, and he wants to prepare a first-year gift for her.
"Feng'er."
When Yuchi Feng saw Liang Fei coming, he quickly shouted, "Mother!"
Liang Fei walked to the stool next to him and sat down, "You are six years old now."
"You should understand some things."
Yuchi Feng walked to Liang Fei and stood obediently, "Yes! Mother, please tell me!"
"Xi'er is smarter than you!"
Yuchi Feng:?
Is this what happened?
He nodded, "Mom, I understand this!"
"You know nothing. If you understand, you should learn more from Xue Xi'er!"
"Xi'er is so smart!"
Liang Fei is not stupid. Xi'er can obviously speak, but then she pretends not to understand. Why?
It’s to temper your edge!
Look at Xi'er, how smart she is! Looking at Feng'er again, she felt heartbroken.
Yuchi Feng:? Learn from my sister?
Yuchi Feng hesitated for a moment, what about my sister?
"Mom! I understand! I understand!"
Yu Chi Feng imitates Yu Chi Xi's way of talking. Does his mother want him to imitate his sister's way of talking?
"Pfft--" The sip of water Liang Fei just drank sprayed directly on Yuchi Feng's face.
What the hell?
Yuchi Feng wiped his face, "Mother! Xuexue! Xi'er!"
He is learning from Xi'er!
Liang Fei walked over and said, "I didn't ask you to imitate Xi'er's refrain!"
Yuchi Feng covered his head and looked at Liang Fei aggrievedly. What should he learn?
"Mother, silver smash!"
Yuchi Feng stretched out his hand towards the good concubine. Yuchi Feng saw his sister asking his father for money many times.
Liangfei:......
You don't want to learn from other people's intelligence, do you?
Liang Fei stretched out her hand and pinched her eyebrows, "Get out!"
Yuchi Feng:?
How come Xi'er can get money, but he can't?
Yuchi Feng felt aggrieved, "Mother asked me to learn from Xi'er!"
"I want you to learn from Xi'er's intelligence!"
"What did you learn?!"
"Xi'er wants money, that's cute, but you want money, that's like a beggar!"
Yuchi Feng:? ? ?
Mother?
Yuchi Feng pursed his lips and was about to cry.
Liang Fei stood up and muttered, "Forget it, I can't blame you. It's all my fault for not giving you a good brain."
"Forget it, think about it, I still have a lot of money, and you won't starve to death in the future..."
"Well, it'll be nice if you don't starve to death..."
Liang Fei comforted herself and left. Sure enough, you can't expect too much!
She thought that Feng'er was six years old and it was time to grow up and become smarter!
Now it seems that she is overthinking.
Yuchi Feng:? ? ?
What happened to my mother?
……
After Yu Chixi waited for Concubine Xian to fall asleep, she slipped out and took out the golden Buddha statue.
The outside of this Buddha statue is actually made of pure gold.
It's just that it's hollow inside.
Yu Chixi took out his iron hoe, wrapped it in spiritual power, and smashed it open with the hoe.
Inside the Buddha statue is a piece of folded paper. When the paper is unfolded, there is a picture. It is a very cruel picture. An ordinary person will lose his mind after just one look at it.
The characters in this painting are not painted, but resentful spirits.
Yu Chixi's fingers shone with golden light. He squeezed out the resentful spirit in the painting, then stretched out his hand to pinch its neck, squeezed it hard, and with a "bang!" sound, the resentful spirit dissipated into the air. bingo.
Let alone harming people, this resentful spirit didn't even have time to scream.
The other ghosts in the painting:! ! !
Help!
Don't come over here!
They are trapped in the painting and cannot get out. They can only run around in the painting.
But it was useless. Yu Chixi stretched out his hand and pulled them out, strangling them one by one.
Yu Chixi: This kind of danger means strangulation in the cradle.
After getting rid of the resentful spirit, Yu Chixi recited a spell to eliminate the hostility on the golden Buddha statue, and then stuffed the Buddha statue back into his arms.
whee.
Gold!
Now it's clean gold!
Yu Chixi glanced at Jing Huaian and saw Jing Huaian leaning against the tree with his eyes closed and breathing slowly.
Yu Chixi: 6. His ability to pretend to be asleep is getting better and better now.
As soon as Yu Chixi entered, Jing Huaian opened his eyes, full of surprise, what he had just seen...
Will the painting move?
The little princess seemed to have pulled something out of the painting and strangled it to death.
Why let him see it!
What he doesn't want to see!
He learned another secret of the little princess!
Jing Huaian was very worried about his future, but fortunately, he kept his mouth shut.
The next day.
Yuchi Feng heard the news that the young men from noble families who looked down on him at his birthday party yesterday fell into the toilet when they went back to the mansion to use the toilet.
Not only that, they finally climbed out of the toilet and were pooped by crows.
"Humph!"
"Let them look down on me!"
"Deserve it!"
Yuchi Feng snorted twice.
Yu Chixi nodded along, "That's right!"
She was just doing a little trick!
Let them look down on Xiaoba, hum!
"Sister, what birthday gift do you want?"
Yuchi Feng asked her.
Yu Chixi blurted out, "Mountains of gold and silver!"
She has only one wish in her life, endless money!
Yuchi Feng:......
Why did he ask!
Finished!
He doesn't have enough money!
It seems that he wants to find a way to get some from his mother.
"Mountains of gold and silver? You little girl knows how to like things."
Who doesn’t love this mountain of gold and silver?
A chuckle came, and Yu Chixi turned his head to look and shouted, "Brother!"
Yuchi Duan Yi quickly covered her mouth, "Hao Xi'er, don't call me. If that mad dog hears it, you'll be in trouble!"
Yuchi Duanyi was being stared at by the bastards during this period. Not to mention that he was traveling with Miss Zong, even taking a shit was uncomfortable.
As soon as he stops, it will rush out.
He just said, what kind of hatred or resentment!
Isn't it just a lawsuit against it?
Does it last so long?
hateful!
Yu Chixi blinked.
[Oh~~ Is my brother still afraid of puppies? Tsk tsk! 】
Yuchi Duan also said:?
What do you mean?
How could he be afraid!
Yuchi Duan also let go of his hand, raised his chin slightly, and cleared his throat, "Xi'er, call your dog over and I'll teach it to be a dog!"
Yuchi Feng's eyes widened at the side, "Brother Wuhuang, how do you teach a dog to be a dog? Were you the boss of dogs in your previous life?!"
Yuchi Duanyi:...
Yu Chixi instantly bent over with laughter.
[Hey, Xiaoba, tell me, why are you so good at talking, hahahaha. 】
Yuchi Duan Yi: ...Xi'er, your laughter disturbed me.
Yuchi Duan Yi pinched Yuchi Feng's face, and his mouth instantly turned into a goldfish mouth, "Shut up!"
"Xiaoba, you are now six years old. Isn't it time to go to the Imperial College to study?"
Go learn something!
Don't have a face and a brain!
Yuchi Feng pulled off his hand and rubbed his face, "I'm going to the Imperial College in a few days!"
"Brother Five Emperors are going too?"
"I left the army a long time ago!" Yuchi Duanyi snorted, "You think I am you, but your head is empty!"
Yuchi Feng groaned, "Brother Five Emperors, is your head full?"
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