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Chapter 469: No! There is something in the wine

It was common for pirates to get drunk at a banquet, so even though a lot of people from the Whitebeard Pirates got drunk this time, after confirming that everyone, especially Whitebeard himself, were fine, Marco and the others who were still sober felt at ease and invited Xie Wen and the others to eat.

Since Marco could handle it, Xie Wen didn't bother to ask Haibara to help Whitebeard take a look.

after all……

Xie·Cang Lanxing·Wen is a very petty guy. Given Whitebeard's previous unfriendly attitude, he naturally wouldn't be the first to try to please someone who didn't like him. Unless Shirahoshi asked, he wouldn't take the initiative to help Whitebeard with his medical treatment or something.

Moreover, according to the limited medical knowledge that Xie Wen obtained from the marketing account, in Whitebeard's case, the most basic thing is to abstain from smoking and drinking. But in the comics, Whitebeard was full of IV tubes and drank alcohol a few years later. Even Haibara Cat probably wouldn't be able to do much.

"What's wrong, meow?"

(In)

The gray cat, who was gnawing on a piece of grilled fish, felt Xie Wen's subconscious gaze, and a vigilant expression suddenly appeared on its cute furry little face.

"Are you thinking of something bad again, you idiot?!"

The kitten held up a fish bone with some fish meat still hanging on it, and waved it in front of Xie Wen while questioning in a shrill voice.

Xie Wen, who had wanted to explain, saw Huiyuan Miao was so nervous, and suddenly wanted to tease her. He quickly made an expression of humility that could not be more obvious, and shook his head repeatedly, saying: "I didn't do anything, how can you slander my innocence out of thin air!"

But when Xie Wen turned his head to avoid looking at Huihara Miao, he deliberately let her see the slightly raised corners of his mouth.

"Meow! What on earth did you do, you idiot?!"

∑(=`Д=)

The little kitten, who had been defeated more than won in the match with Xie Wen, had her fur all standing on end. She first jumped up and bit Xie Wen's arm with her greasy little mouth, then ran to Hua Meimao as if fleeing, hid behind Lord Xiang Feihu, and carefully poked out her eyes with her ears bent like airplanes.

"Xie Wenqin, what on earth did you do? No one noticed~"

(=w=)

Xia Ermi, who was sitting next to Xie Wen, touched him curiously.

Xie Wen glanced at Huibara Meow who was pricking up her ears to eavesdrop, then put his hand next to Xiaermi's ear and told her the truth in a very low voice that was sure that Huibara Meow would not overhear.

"Hehehe...Xie Wenqin, you are so bad, teasing Ai like this! How could she possibly guess, meow!"

Xiaermi gently hit Xie Wen with her little paw and laughed so hard that she shook with laughter.

Sanji, who was standing by, was about to pop his eyes out...

As for the suspicious little fool Huibara Cat, after hearing what Sharmi said, he was so anxious that his tail was wagging, fearing that he would accidentally fall into the trap of the despicable Blue Star.

"Hmm... Gulala! What a good wine!"

Just as Xie Wen was playing with his cat, White Beard, who had been sleeping, finally woke up.

The average physique of the people in the world of pirates is strong to begin with, and the physique of a strong man like Whitebeard is even more exaggerated, which is naturally reflected in the speed at which they can sober up.

Not long after Whitebeard woke up, most of the drunk pirates also woke up.

"Gulala! Suika-chan, your wine is the most delicious and strongest wine I've ever tasted!"

After waking up and realizing that he was knocked down by Suika-nyan with three bowls of wine, Whitebeard did not show any shame or anger. Instead, he approached Suika-nyan in a flattering manner.

"Can you give me some more? Just like the one just now!"

Although he couldn't even make it through three bowls, Whitebeard didn't want Suika-nyan to lower the alcohol level at all...

What if it doesn’t taste as good if the alcohol content is lowered?

At worst, he can just drink slower and less.

Apart from Whitebeard, the drunken pirates had almost the same idea. Many of them even took out their treasured gems, gold jewelry and other things, hoping to exchange them for more wine from Suika-nyan.

Suika-nyan obviously didn't expect that the super concentrated liquor she made just to vent her anger on Xie Wen would be so popular among these pirates...

The little drunk cat was feeling a little depressed.

So, Suika-nyan, who was originally happy to share wine with others, actually held on to the gourd and refused to give it to others.

"I'm not interested in these things, meow."

(w≡w)

The drunken cat shook his head, not even looking at the gold and silver treasures, and continued to hold his Ibuki Hyō and said, "If you can produce some wine that I haven't drunk, then I will trade with you - meow~hiccup - it has to be good wine!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Take out all the wine from the wine cellar!"

Whitebeard, being the biggest drunkard in the pirate group, immediately began giving orders.

In fact, he didn't even need to say a word, because those pirates who were also drunkards were already rushing towards the cabin in a noisy manner.

Xie Wen: "..."

Seeing the reactions of the Whitebeard Pirates, he knew that if Kaido had not suddenly intervened at G-5, the Beasts Pirates could have been dealt with by using Suika-nyan's "liquor diplomacy".

Ok……

Maybe it’s possible now?

After all, Kaido's alcoholism is even worse than Whitebeard's.

It’s just that Xie Wen, who has already become his enemy, has no intention of easing the relationship.

As the pirates brought out a bunch of full wine barrels and bottles, Suika, who was originally holding the wine gourd tightly, immediately twitched her little nose, and a sparkling smile flashed at the corner of her mouth...

"Since everyone wants to drink your wine so much, then give it to them."

Xie Wen naturally didn't want to let his cat suffer any injustice... Well, his own teasing didn't count.

After he spoke, Suika-nyan, who was already very shaken, immediately began to sniff at them one by one...

"This wine is not good enough... I've drunk this wine meow... This one smells good, pick it out first meow..."

(●﹃●)

The drunken cat with shining eyes quickly picked out all the wines that he liked, and then began to raise the Ibuki tripod to pour wine for Whitebeard and the others.

then……

Xie Wen watched the most ridiculous banquet he had ever seen.

A group of pirates raised their glasses together, and then poured out a handful of wine with a "plop". After a while, they stood up shakily and repeated the action... over and over again.

Actually, Whitebeard also wanted to join in, but he knew that his body would not allow it. In addition, his sons such as Marco and Ace who did not join in were watching from the side, so he could only sip in small sips.

But even so, Whitebeard spent most of his time in a half-drunk and half-awake state with a flushed face and sleepy eyes.

"Tsk tsk tsk... these pirates really don't care about their lives when they drink..."

Xie Wen exclaimed in amazement and picked up the wine glass beside him.

There was no way. Seeing them drinking so enthusiastically and influenced by the atmosphere, Xie Wen's drinking desire was also aroused.

Of course, he was very self-aware and drank the non-concentrated "Ibuki Sake", which was not strong and not much less delicious...

Since it was not concentrated, Xie Wen naturally would not drink it slowly in small sips like White Beard, but would simply tilt his head back and pour the entire glass of wine down his throat.

Then the next second, Xie Wen fell to the deck, pinching his throat with a look of pain on his face...

“Uh uh uh uh uh—!”

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