Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

"How great would it be if we jointly bought an electric fan and we could all blow it together?"

Yan Bugui looked at everyone with a smile and said proudly: "This is cool and doesn't cost a lot of money, so why not do it?"

Want to buy an electric fan together?

This proposal stunned everyone. What kind of magical operation is this?

Xu Damao asked stupidly and subconsciously: "Master, what do you think is the way to buy this partnership?"

"It's very simple!"

Yan Bugui smiled confidently, and then said: "For example, Damao's family, Lao Liu, Sha Zhu'er, Lao Yi, plus my family.

We happen to be five families, right?

This electric fan costs 200 yuan each. If five of us jointly buy one, each family only needs to pay 40 yuan.

Didn’t you say you have virtue? For one dollar a day, the electric fan can be turned on for five hours.

This is just right. When the time comes, our family will only need to pay 20 cents a day if we use it for an hour.

Hahaha, how about it? Is this a good idea? "

When everyone heard this, they all looked at each other in silence.

This method... is good!

Xu Damao's eyes suddenly lit up and he said cheerfully: "Hey? Sir, this is a good idea. When you buy the electric fan, you can put it in my house. If any of you use it, go to my house and get it!"

"Why should I let it go to your house? Everyone bought it with money, so it's public property!" Silly Zhuer retorted directly.

Yan Bugui said: "Yes, that's the truth. As the steward of our courtyard, if the partners buy it, the electric fan will be placed in my house and I will be responsible for keeping it."

Liu Haizhong was a little unhappy and retorted: "Lao Yan, what you said is wrong, I am also the steward of our courtyard, why can't you let me keep it?

Besides, Lao Yan, given your family’s situation, do you still have spare money to buy an electric fan?

Let’s not talk about the forty yuan, but just talk about the two cents a day for electricity. Are you willing to do it? Two cents can buy half a pound of pork.

Calculate how many pounds of pork you can buy in this month?

Lao Yan, I advise you to think about it again, but don’t be impulsive and regret it later, crying into your pillow in the middle of the night! "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed and looked at Yan Bugui happily.

Who in the whole hospital doesn’t know that he is the stingiest?

His family eats pickles at all costs. Each meal has a quantity limit, and his calculation skills are unparalleled in the world!

Just when everyone thought that Yanbu Guihui would regret and back down, he suddenly adjusted his glasses, raised the corners of his mouth and snorted: "Isn't it just a few dozen yuan? Old Liu, don't look down on others!"

"Huh?"

Liu Haizhong glanced at him sideways, still not believing it, "Lao Yan, do you really want to buy it? A man must keep his word and be firm!"

"Hmph! Lao Liu, as long as you help me, I will too!" Yan Bugui said with a smile.

His reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. Even Wu Youde, who was watching the excitement, did not expect that the always-competitive mathematician would be so grand this time.

Wu Youde decided to lend a hand and said with a smile: "Let me say something first, if you and I join forces to buy electric fans, I agree to pull the wires from my house.

The fee is the same as what I just told Aunt Ding. Everyone is my tenant. As the landlord, I should take care of everyone. This is what I should do. "

"Angkor, you are so open-minded!"

Xu Damao was overjoyed and said happily: "First and second uncles, if you really go out of your way to buy an electric fan, count me in. I have never used an electric fan in my whole life.

Don't worry, my family is rich, right dad? "

Xu Wood nodded proudly and said solemnly: "That's right, it's only forty yuan, I'm out!"

He said this very forcefully. Both he and Xu Damao worked as projectionists at the steel rolling mill. They both had wages, and the family burden was small. When they usually went out to show movies, they could also collect some souvenirs.

Forty yuan, for his family, is only a month's salary for the father and son.

Liu Haizhong was a little confused. Why was he suddenly picked up?

And this Yan Laoxi, he drank too much today, so he’s not ready to pass, is he?

Row!

I can't believe you, a guy like you who picks his asshole and squirms with his fingers, can be so arrogant! !

Liu Haizhong put his hands back and stretched out his belly. He showed a strong leadership style and said loudly: "Okay, Lao Yan, you can take the money. You can take out the forty yuan first, and I will go home and get the money right away!"

Yan Bugui adjusted his glasses, smiled evilly, turned to the aunt and said, "Yuhong, go home and get the money!"

Boom~

Everyone was in an uproar, and everyone became excited involuntarily.

"Good guy! Did I hear you correctly? Is it true that the First Master is coming?"

"It looks like the uncle is going to get hard this time. Okay, okay, he is a man. Mom, why don't you go home and get the money? Don't let the uncle's face fall to the ground!"

"Good guy! Good guy! I didn't expect that the first master has such a heroic side. What a good job, first master~~"

"Master, I support you. If you don't make steamed buns to fight for your reputation, we can't be embarrassed, right? At the worst, we can just eat steamed buns for a year... Hahaha..."

"Master, you are mighty and domineering! Master, please buy the electric fan and let me go to your house to fan it for a while!"

A group of people talked about everything, were noisy and lively.

Yan Bugui looked calm as he listened to everyone's teasing. Seeing his mother-in-law Sun Yuhong not moving, he frowned and said, "Go quickly, why are you standing there in a daze! Hurry up!!"

Sun Yuhong asked: "Old Yan, do you really want to take it?"

"nonsense!!"

Sun Yuhong turned around and went home...

Seeing that she really came back, everyone became more excited and talked more enthusiastically.

After a while, Sun Yuhong left and returned.

"Give!"

Yan Bugui took the money, spread his hands and raised his bangs, "Old Liu, it's your turn."

Liu Haizhong: "..."

He felt like he was sitting on wax.

Damn it, are you really kidding me? !

Forty yuan...

The electricity bill is two cents a day...

How many eggs can you buy with just two cents, and how many fried eggs can you eat?

His bangs hurt a lot, and he didn't want to buy some broken electric fan. A cattail leaf fan could do the job!

But at this moment, facing the gazes of everyone in the hospital, who were gloating about the misfortune and ready to laugh, he couldn't say anything else.

If so,

His face has been completely disgraced today, and he threw it on the ground and was trampled on by others!

Liu Haizhong was unwilling to give in, and rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

"Lao Yan, don't keep staring at me. Didn't you just say that five families will buy an electric fan together, and now only Lao Xu has agreed to pay for it.

There are also Sha Zhuer and Lao Yi...

If they don't contribute money, then they can't buy it!

You should ask them what they mean first, so as not to be happy and fussy. Lao Yan, I’m not telling you, you’re not too young anymore, so it’s better to be on the safe side! "