Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

"Oh, so you are Xiu Yu's brother!" A sweet smile bloomed on the young woman's face, "I heard that you are a very talented writer. Now I see you are indeed a talented person!"

"No, no, no, I'm just an online writer, not a writer..." Li Zhuangsheng blushed slightly and hurriedly humbled himself, saying in his heart that he was truly worthy of being a young woman. He couldn't say this without blushing or out of breath!

The young woman took her son and sat down. Fortunately, it was a table for four, which was enough for seating. Li Zhuangsheng asked the other party to scan the code to add dishes, and used his eyes to signal Li Xiuyu to say something quickly.

Li Zhuangsheng has a bit of social fear that all nerds have, especially towards strangers of the opposite sex. At this time, Li Xiuyu didn't speak, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

The young woman blinked and showed innocent eyes: "I originally wanted to bring my son here for dinner, but it seems...did it disturb your family dinner?"

"No, no!" Li Zhuangsheng denied it quickly, and then glared at Li Xiuyu, "I'm here, why don't you say something to me?"

Li Xiuyu has always been like this. Although he is essentially a funny guy who likes to cheat on his brother, he will be very cold and cold in front of outsiders and won't say a word.

Li Zhuangsheng often felt worthless for them. How could you be so cold to girls?

The young woman was very considerate: "It's okay, there's no need to force her to say anything, Xiu Yu's character is like this."

"She's still aloof, she's obviously a master at cheating!" Li Zhuangsheng complained rudely.

"Eh - really? I really can't imagine it." The young woman looked at Li Xiuyu with a smile, her eyes a little gossipy.

"When she was little, she stole 20 yuan from home. After spending 10 yuan, she put the remaining 10 yuan under my mattress. Then my dad thought I had stolen the money and beat me up..."

"Pfft... This is too much!" The young woman couldn't help laughing, "Is there more? Is there more?"

Li Zhuangsheng continued with resentment: "Another time, our family bought a big jelly for each of us. After she finished her jelly, she wiped her mouth and complained to my father, saying that I robbed her after eating the jelly, which caused harm. I was beaten again by my father, who asked me to 'return' the jelly to her! Then she ate my jelly while watching me being scolded, and snickered while eating, so much that the snot bubbles came out of her nose!"

"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard, you must be so miserable..."

Li Zhuangsheng unceremoniously exposed his sister's shortcomings, while the young woman laughed and looked extremely happy.

"And before we went to elementary school, we had a fight one time, and I..."

This time Li Zhuangsheng was halfway through his words when he suddenly realized something was wrong and stopped.

"You guys fight, what happens next?" the young woman asked.

"Ah...it's okay, let me tell you something else!"

Li Zhuangsheng waved his hand.

Li Xiuyu raised his head and glanced coldly, knowing what he was going to say.

They had just become a family at that time. They were all kindergarten children, and their fights were neither serious nor serious. Li Zhuangsheng bit Li Xiuyu on the buttocks, making her cry, so Li Xiuyu turned around and bit him back, almost causing the death of the old Li family.

Why didn't you bite it off with more force?

Listening to Li Zhuangsheng's endless accusations against her, Li Xiuyu bit a straw in his mouth and thought viciously.

When Li Xiuyu's history of cheating on his brother was mentioned, Li Zhuangsheng couldn't stop talking. He wished he could express his many years of grievances and resentment in tears.

"I'm sorry, I'm just complaining to someone else, do you have anything else to add?"

Li Zhuangsheng's mouth went dry as he spoke, so he drank some water and asked the young woman again.

"No, I think this is enough." The young woman said with a smile, "I also want to hear more about Xiu Yu."

"What about the kid?" Li Zhuangsheng looked at the other person's son gently.

The child also shook his head timidly.

The few of them talked and laughed for a while. Li Zhuangsheng put the mobile phone on the table into his pocket and stood up: "I'm sorry, you guys eat first while I go to the bathroom."

"Hey, wait a minute, you don't have to..."

Li Zhuangsheng had not gone far when the young woman realized what she was doing and turned around to stop him.

"Don't worry about him." Li Xiuyu sneered, "He just likes to be the wrongdoer."

Li Zhuangsheng went to the cashier to pay the bill and came back. Soon he was almost done eating. After saying goodbye to the young woman and her son, the brother and sister left the mall together.

Li Zhuangsheng smiled and teased: "Why don't you chat with me for a while?"

Li Xiuyu frowned: "What are you talking about?"

"Eh?" Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment, then frowned helplessly.

"She is really rich." Li Xiuyu shrugged matter-of-factly, "Where do you think your 4090 came from?"

"Isn't that the birthday gift you bought for me when you realized that you were frugal and saved money?"

"It's not like you don't know me. I, Yue Yueguang, want your help. How can I be willing to save money to buy you a gift?" Li Xiuyu grinned, "I told her that my computer graphics card is too old to play games. It’s very stuck...she just gave it to me."

"Hey, no...fuck...you..."

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned, speechless and choked for a while, unable to speak for a long time.

Li Xiuyu disagreed: "Why, it doesn't matter who gave it to me. Isn't it normal to give my brother a gift? Didn't you invite her to dinner just now?"

Li Zhuangsheng felt like he couldn't breathe out. After a while, he said viciously: "Go and return the graphics card tomorrow!"

"She won't take it back. She's not short of the money. She drives a BMW 5 Series. Just accept it with peace of mind. The down jacket I'm wearing is much more expensive than your graphics card, and it was also a gift from her."

"You...your uncle!" Li Zhuangsheng was speechless and shook his head.

"My uncle is your uncle." Li Xiuyu reminded kindly.

"It's so wicked of you to do this after accepting so many things from others!"

Li Xiuyu held out his finger solemnly: "First of all, I never asked her to give me anything. She always forced it on me."

"Don't just look at the money, okay?"

Arriving at the outdoor parking lot, Li Zhuangsheng got into Han's passenger seat and said, "You scumbag, if you weren't my sister, I would have broken off our relationship with you!"

"What are you talking about?" Li Xiuyu put on his seat belt with an unhappy look on his face.

"If a woman likes you, even if you are lazy, homely and stupid, she will put you on the top of her heart..." Li Xiuyu stared at him and suddenly grinned, "I almost Forget, you are a virgin who is single and no one wants you, so you definitely don’t understand this!”

Lies don't hurt, truth is the knife.

"What the hell..." Li Zhuangsheng became angry after being personally attacked, "I'm not a virgin, okay! It's not like no one wants me!"

"Ah, yes, yes, congratulations on your virginity... How many months have you been married? Oh, more than five months. Congratulations on your virginity. But my sister-in-law should know a lot, you are so lucky." Li Xiuyu sneered.

"What do you mean?" Li Zhuangsheng slowly frowned.

Li Xiuyu glanced at Li Zhuangsheng, stretched out his hand to adjust the volume of the music in the car, and looked forward: "Isn't she a dance teacher? She must have a good figure. By the way, I won't go back tonight and will sleep at your house."

Li Zhuangsheng waved his hands in disgust: "Why did you come to my house? Go home and sleep!"

Li Xiuyu bared his teeth and said with a smile: "It's too outrageous for you to speak like this. Haven't you always wanted a zero-gravity computer cabin with massage? I plan to give you one in the future! What you are saying now seems like I had to reconsider!”

"I don't want the computer cabin you used such dirty methods to get!" Li Zhuangsheng angrily shouted righteously, "If you have the ability, use your money to buy it for me, or I will save my own money to buy it!"

"You've saved so much money, you're a big bastard, and all your money has been used to raise other people's women and children!"

"I've said it before, I really don't have anywhere to go, so I can't just leave it alone!"

"Her parents and men don't care about her, so you care about her? Are you attracted to your sister-in-law?"

"Can you stop talking nonsense?"

"Is it useful if I don't talk nonsense? I know you. I know you are just a fool and a big bastard. How can I think that you have no thoughts about your sister-in-law if others don't know about it? If I were your sister-in-law, I wouldn't believe it either!"

"No matter what they think, those who are clean will themselves be clean!" Li Zhuangsheng was speechless, with a bit of annoyance on his face. "Now that Xuanxuan is still young, we can only let her live here. When the child gets older, she will definitely go out to work!"

Li Xiuyu laughed and said in a sarcastic tone: "If I were her, I wouldn't work, and you would take care of the mother and daughter. Anyway, you, a big bastard, would not really have the heart to leave me alone!"

Li Zhuangsheng rolled his eyes and said, "You think everyone is as unconscious as you!"

"Do you know why I have to stay at your house every now and then?" Li Xiuyu said suddenly.

"Why... holy shit, you are not attracted to Hu Mengke and want to seduce her!" Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment and said in horror.

Li Xiuyu braked suddenly and stopped in front of the red light. He then angrily poked Li Zhuangsheng in the head: "What are you thinking about all day long? You just watch too many garbage cartoons! The house belongs to our family. , now three of the Hu family have moved in at once, to prevent them from occupying the magpie's nest, you idiot! I just went to tell them that there are still people in our family! Let them stop thinking wrongly! "

"What doves occupy the magpie's nest? How could they think so..."

"If you don't think so now, you won't be sure in the future. In short, don't worry about it. You idiot doesn't know anything! You don't even know how to eat! It seems that you can't do it if you don't have control!"