Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

The Ferrari stopped suddenly on the side of the road. Li Zhuangsheng's face turned red, as if he had seen a ghost. He desperately unbuckled his seat belt and prepared to run away.

Seeing this funny scene, Village Chief Chu couldn't help but leaned on the steering wheel and laughed so hard.

"Hahahahahahaha, you idiot! Fight on the street!"

She stood up and pointed at Li Zhuangsheng, then she couldn't help laughing and bent over, holding her stomach, and said "Ouch, ouch" while laughing.

what's the situation? This scene couldn't help but make Li Zhuangsheng pause his movements. He regained his composure a little. Looking at the other party's successful prank, his heart turned from fear to anger.

"Were you hired by Village Chief Chu to punish me?"

The other party didn't speak, waved his hands with difficulty, and still laughed.

Li Zhuangsheng felt more confident. Since it was not a supernatural phenomenon, there was nothing to be afraid of. He waited for the other party to finish laughing with mixed emotions.

"I was laughing so hard...I didn't expect it to be so funny!"

She didn't know how long she laughed. She slowly wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and kept breathing heavily to calm down.

The corners of Li Zhuangsheng's mouth twitched slightly: "He really sent you here?"

"No, I'm really Village Chief Chu. I just wanted to joke with you."

"I do not believe!"

Li Zhuangsheng was a little embarrassed and angry. At this point, he couldn't tell which of the other party's words was true, or he couldn't be bothered to tell.

Fake, all fake! Hurry up and hand over the real Village Chief Chu!

Seeing that the other party was not getting enough food and salt, Village Chief Chu had some free time and cleared his throat helplessly: "I was lying drunk in the flower forest and looking at the moon, and I invited you to visit the Guanghan Fairy Palace. In the morning, the mist touches my clothes, and I can see the beauty at sunset."

"what?"

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment. Is this a poem or something written by Chu Erbian? Why is she thinking this suddenly? But I seem to have seen it somewhere...

Village Chief Chu continued calmly: "There is no light, no one brings me any hope. If this is the fate, when will I die?"

Is this a little brat who feels betrayed by the whole world when he encounters a slight setback? Is he just being awkward? My toes are about to hit the ground! No, this seems to be...

"don't want……"

Village Chief Chu became more and more emotional. He put his hand gently on his chest and slowly closed his eyes: "I'm so sad. I'm so sad that I don't have any strength left. Who would understand? To give up the dream you once had is as if you have died." , no soul..."

"Don't! Don't! Don't! I believe it! I believe it!!!!"

Li Zhuangsheng covered his ears and twisted and rolled on the seat like a maggot.

Village Chief Chu opened his arms, like an aria from a stage play: "Sadness is the worst devil, but the second dimension will not be sad. Loneliness is the cause of sadness, but the second dimension needs loneliness. I am tired of everything except loneliness!"

"Kill me! Kill me! Kill me quickly!!!!"

Li Zhuangsheng screamed at the top of his lungs.

Village Chief Chu looked at Li Zhuangsheng, who was twitching like a dying grasshopper after autumn, without a trace of pity on his face: "Do you believe it now? If you still don't believe it, I still have a lot on my phone."

"I believe it, I believe it..."

Li Zhuangsheng murmured, his body was haggard and his eyes were chaotic, as if he had seen through life and death.

"Wouldn't it be over if I had believed you earlier!" Village Chief Chu grinned, "Sit down and go eat!"

With a pale face, Li Zhuangsheng fastened his seat belt again and leaned against the car window without saying a word.

Village Chief Chu joked with a smile: "Just smile, the first one on your list is a rich woman who drives a Ferrari, shouldn't you be particularly surprised?"

"To be honest, I'm even more frightened, and I still don't dare to... completely believe it."

Li Zhuangsheng wanted to say "I can't believe it", but he was afraid that the other party would read about his dark history, so he was a little more tactful.

These dark histories were all posted on QQ space when he was in middle school. They had been locked up by him for a long time and no one had permission. It was just that once when I was chatting with Village Chief Chu, I took screenshots and gave them to him, but she didn't expect that she would save them all.

Oh, how stupid I was!

"What can't be believed? Can't believe that Village Chief Chu is a beautiful girl with long legs in black stockings, or can't believe that she drives a Ferrari?"

"I can't believe it."

"You clearly suspected that I was Su Youran just now!"

"I think the heroine in the book ran into the real world and the first one on my list was a beautiful rich woman driving a Ferrari. The two things are equally fantasy! And from my perspective, the former is easier for me to accept. .”

Village Chief Chu smiled narrowly and shook his head: "Shouldn't the author be happy that the heroine of the book has escaped into the real world? It might even be a romantic comedy. How can anyone be so scared that they're like you?"

Li Zhuangsheng's face was slightly red and he waved his hands quickly: "What are you talking about? Novels are novels, reality is reality. Encountering this kind of thing in reality is completely a supernatural event! Besides, Su Youran belongs to Lin Mo, not me. Yes, I thought you were here to trouble me!"

"Why should I trouble you?"

"Let you and a group of women compete for the male lead, you... Oh, I mean Su Youran, if it were really Su Youran, you would want to chop me up... I almost knelt down and said, I promise to change the ending when I go back, Let you and Lin Mo sleep and fly together, please spare my life!"

Village Chief Chu laughed again, the car slowed down, and his eyes and brows were filled with pride: "Why, Su Youran and I are so similar?"

"I really thought Su Youran came out of the book!"

Li Zhuangsheng said to himself, especially the pair of beautiful long legs and the handsome and handsome face, the fit is really scary!

"Well, can you feel at ease now?" Village Chief Chu threw his ID card to him casually, with a smile in his eyes.

Li Zhuangsheng looked down at the information on his ID card and said in surprise: "Qin Luanyu... are you only twenty years old this year?"

Village Chief Chu said seriously: "Yes, my name is Qin Luanyu. I am a pretty female college student and the number one fan of Fairy Chu. Also, you should know how old I am."

I know the approximate age of Village Chief Chu... Are you really Village Chief Chu?

"This is such a good name, like a heroine." Li Zhuangsheng glanced at the shoe prints left on the car, quietly stretched out his hand to wipe it, and quickly flattered him.

"There is an allusion to this name, can you guess it?"

Li Zhuangsheng was slightly startled and answered uncertainly: "This is a bit difficult to guess. Could it be Xiao Shi Nongyu? Then your parents are quite educated. Oh, I mean, they have a beautiful meaning in your name... "

Before he finished speaking, Li Zhuangsheng suddenly thought that Village Chief Chu's mother seemed to have passed away, and subconsciously kept silent.

Qin Luanyu didn't respond: "Yes, it's Xiao Shi Nongyu, my mother caused it. She was a Chinese teacher during her lifetime."

Li Zhuangsheng didn't know how to respond, so he could only remain silent.

Qin Luanyu glanced at Li Zhuangsheng and quickly looked away: "By the way, this is also the origin of the son-in-law Chenglong."

Li Zhuangsheng coughed and smiled to popularize science: "Actually, the story of Xiao Shi first came from the "Biography of Immortals" of the Han Dynasty. The original text just said that Xiao Shi and Nong Yu flew up together on a phoenix. Probably after the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, the gender attributes of dragons and phoenixes became more and more important. After I discovered it, it gradually became Xiao Shi riding the red dragon, Nong Jade riding the purple phoenix, and the term "riding the dragon to become a son-in-law" is actually not completely correct..."

"Only you know better!"

Qin Luanyu gritted his teeth and couldn't help but punch him.