Genshin Impact: Please don’t bully me, fellow stragglers

Dao Qi dragged a few Ye Fuzhong outside the forest.

According to the current agreement between humans and monsters, humans are under the control of humans, and monsters are under the control of monsters. Mitsuyo can only be responsible for arresting them. How to deal with them is still an internal matter among humans.

The scratch on the earlobe was very shallow, and there was no trace after washing it off. Nanke looked at the water, and Mitsuyo came up again: "My wife, you are so beautiful! I really want to take you home!"

Mitsuyo's two golden eyes were shining brightly, his intentions clearly revealed.

Nanke smiled: "You are also very cute."

Mitsuyo blushed, took a few steps back, covered his face and twisted his wings: "Wow, I was praised by my wife!"

"Hey, stupid woman," the straggler couldn't bear it anymore and twitched his brows, "Can you put back your charm that you have nowhere to put?"

"Huh? What's the matter with me and my wife showing off to you?" Mitsuyo was furious in an instant.

"Haha, the only one who would fall in love with this woman is you, a flat-haired monster with a worrisome brain capacity."

"Hey, there are monkeys who are envious and jealous because they can't catch the moon," Mitsuyo made a face, "I'll call my wife first, she is my wife, and everyone who has nothing to do with it should leave! Just a little bit!"

Just because Skirmisher has a bad taste doesn't mean he enjoys bickering with real childish people.

Seeing that riots began to appear in the thunder element in the air, Nanke had no choice but to say: "The country collapsed."

The elemental forces subsided.

The skirmisher snorted coldly, turned around and left.

Nanke stepped over the demon raccoon at his feet and chased after him.

The skirmisher didn't intend to really leave. He looked back at Nanke who was chasing after him and Mitsuyo who stayed angrily on the spot. He stood with his arms crossed and said, "Why, don't you want to coax your new lover?"

"We just met Mitsuyo," Nanke lifted a veil from the skirmishers and smiled at him, "Is it because she is related to Narukami Taisha? You don't seem to like her very much."

The skirmisher turned around and broke away from her hand: "I have a reason to like her?"

"That child is innocent and lively, at least I don't find him annoying."

"Child?" The skirmisher looked confused and suddenly raised the corners of his lips, "Huh, yes."

The little boy who is more than 500 years old has obviously given up arguing with Mitsuyo.

Nanke went back with him, and Dao Qi also came back on the other side, asking what Mitsuyo was talking about.

They stood in the shadow of the trees and could only see Mitsuyo's wings opening and closing continuously, looking very uneasy.

"Ah, wife!" Mitsuyo turned around when he heard the voice, and changed his previous enthusiasm, "I'm sorry, I originally wanted to invite you to my house, but I have to take a step ahead if I am in a hurry!"

The girl came and went in a hurry, flapped her wings, grabbed Dao Qi's shoulders and flew into the dense trees high up.

"The country collapsed." Nanke tilted his head.

"Forget it," he pursed his lips and looked away, "Let's find a place to spend the night."

The reason why he stayed was simply to confirm the identity of the ghost clan himself.

It doesn't really matter if they can't talk. At most, they can claim to be Yu Yu Changzheng's friends. Even if they actually meet Yu Yu Daoqi himself, they have no position to criticize each other's behavior.

Several demon raccoons rushed forward, transformed into Mitsuyo, flapped their wings, flew at a low altitude and then turned back, signaling for them to follow.

"Where are you taking us?" Nanke asked as he walked.

"my home!"

"overnight!"

The demon raccoons were noisy, and one after another, they hit a rock wall in front of them and disappeared.

"This is a sorcery used by raccoons to hide. Without invitation, even a powerful demon will have a hard time breaking in." The skirmisher explored the rock wall, "There is no safer place in the forest than here. Let's go." "

His eyes went dark and then brightened, and there was a faint phosphorus fire in Yao Li's secret palace, and there were piles of various things on the rockery and rocky ground.

Sundries and small toys accounted for the majority, and some daily necessities of human life were also used as toys and piled up in a mess.

The demon raccoons took them around freely.

"No wonder those wild people want to catch them." Nanke took the hazelnut held by a little guy and picked out a pearl. "Toys for them are valuable treasures in the eyes of humans." "

"Human beings are always so inferior. Although there is no difference in essence, they must be divided into three, six or nine grades." Skirmishers scorned.

Nanke: "Ah, yes, yes."

I don’t know which classmate who made this misanthropic statement once wanted to become a human being.

"I want to eat this." She casually handed the dried squid stuffed by another demon raccoon to the skirmisher.

The skirmisher picked up the hard unknown object with two fingers: "Hey..."

Nanke had already been surrounded by the demon raccoons and ran to the other side of the rockery.

Feng Dian had been sleeping in the open for so many days, and it was rare to find a safe place to sleep. Nan Ke began to feel sleepy after eating and drinking.

She rubbed the belly of the little demon raccoon in her arms, lowered her voice, and asked the stragglers sitting on the rockery: "The country is falling. There is no need to keep vigil tonight. Do you want to take a rest?"

The entire ground was turned into a soft mattress by the demon raccoons. Several furry heads were leaning around Nanke, and some were already snoring slightly.

The skirmisher waved away a sneaky phosphorus fire and smiled strangely: "Is this an invitation?"

"Yes," Nanke hugged the sleeping little ones around him one by one and moved them to an open space, "Are you coming?"

Nanke had never seen a skirmisher sleeping.

Probably like eating, they are both acceptable but unnecessary behaviors.

But in an environment without any danger, it's not a bad thing to occasionally let down your guard.

Nanke's face was full of sincerity.

The skirmisher stared at her for a while, jumped down and squatted in front of her: "Excuse me for having any questions."

"please say."

"Is it an outdated custom of some low-level alien world to randomly invite members of the opposite sex to sleep together?"

There were too many derogatory words deliberately mixed in. Nanke was speechless for a second before saying: "At least they are not from my world."

"What a coincidence." The soldier raised his hand and flicked her forehead with his finger. "It's not from my world."

The force was not strong, so Nanke shrank his neck, frowned and closed his eyes. When he opened it again, he saw that the skirmisher had returned to the rockery and was sitting there.

"But aren't you a doll?" She looked at him, genuinely confused.

"Huh, what do you mean?" The skirmisher narrowed his eyes with a dangerous look.

"I didn't mean to disrespect your human rights." Realizing that he had accidentally stepped on his minefield, Nanke quickly made up for it. "In my world, sleeping with a doll is normal."

Even Nanke had a teddy bear on his bed when he was a child.

"A doll as big as you?" The soldier chuckled, slouching and holding his chin.

Nanke tried hard to remember: "He must be a little older than me."

"Humanoid?"

"It's not like there's nothing." It's commonly known as a life-size pillow.

"Will you make a sound?"

"Uh……"

Nanke got stuck.

As a young person with normal experience, she hesitated for a moment, with a strange blush on her face: "I heard that some people can interact...?"

Never seen it, not sure.

Except for this one.

"Oh~" the skirmisher drawled, letting out a subtle chuckle, "It seems that people from other worlds are very good at playing."

Nanke's face heated up rapidly.

Terrible.

Why can't she, a little human under twenty years old, think about having sex with a five-hundred-year-old doll?

"I'm sorry, I overstepped my bounds." Nanke hugged Yaoliu tightly, lay down and turned over, pulling up his down jacket to cover his red head, "Good night."

A series of laughter from the skirmishers was arrogant and rippling.