Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

Another month has passed.

This is already the second month since Bai Chu came to Teyvat.

Lying on the straw mat in the stone house, Bai Chu looked a little strange and complicated.

"So...why did it become like this?"

Bai Chu murmured softly, his eyes full of confusion.

No one knows why this is the case.

At that time, he just wanted to take little Zhongli to find a village and spend his life in the village peacefully, but!

Why were he and Zhongli imprisoned by the villagers?

"Put it here, put it here!"

"Be gentle, don't disturb the envoy of God!"

Hearing the noise coming from outside the stone house, Bai Chu sighed, helplessly turned over to the ground, walked to the door and opened it.

There was no one outside the door, just a pile of food placed in stone utensils, mostly fruits and vegetables, not much meat.

Not far away, several villagers were hiding in the shadows, looking at him timidly and piously.

"It's the Lord God Envoy... As long as we make offerings, the Lord God Envoy will definitely let Lord Rock God protect us!"

"It's great, I finally don't have to worry about those things coming over!"

"But...will these things be too little? Will the God Envoy refuse to accept them?"

"Ah...then, what should we do? Our family has..."

Listening to their whispers, Bai Chu was silent for a while, shook his head helplessly, and then bent down to pick up these things on the ground.

If he doesn't take it in, these people will definitely feel uneasy and bring him more things.

Therefore, Xiao Zhongli is indeed the Rock God, but he is not an envoy!

"Those people have sent something again."

Little Zhongli was lying on another bed. When he saw him coming in with something, he turned over, hugged the pillow and muttered softly.

"Why do you do that?"

Little Zhongli didn't understand.

"Well...it's kind of a deal."

After thinking for a while, Bai Chu put the things on the ground, and then sat beside Xiao Zhongli's bed.

"They pay their own wages to gain your protection. This should be considered a transaction, right?"

"trade?"

Xiao Zhongli blinked his eyes in confusion, and had new doubts.

"But the transaction must be agreed by both parties, right? I didn't agree?"

"…etc."

Bai Chu was stunned for a moment.

He looked at little Zhongli with a serious face, his brain a little unable to react.

"You know what the deal is?"

If you know how to do business at such a young age, how can you pay it forward in the future?

This kid is made to be a capitalist!

Should we eliminate this possibility?

"Hey, Mr. Bai, what do you want to do!"

Noticing his strange look, Xiao Zhongli trembled, bared his teeth at him, and huddled up warily.

"Ahem, it's nothing..." Bai Chu came back to his senses and hurriedly coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment.

"You know what a deal means?"

"I know."

Xiao Zhongli curled his lips and glanced sideways at him.

"What you just told me, when they give me things and I protect them, it's equivalent to them using those things to buy my protection, and everyone gets what they need."

"But I don't need those things."

"you…"

Bai Chu was stunned.

When did I tell you?

...As expected of Emperor Yanwang, he is so smart. He just said it casually and this kid understood what a transaction was.

"Ahem, yes, we really don't need these things."

However, he still doesn't understand much about interactions between people. Therefore, Bai Chu decided to have a good talk with him.

"Do you think it's better now or before that we had sex and slept in the open?"

"Well... now."

Xiao Zhongli thought for a moment and said with some uncertainty.

He does feel better now than before.

In the past, it was just Bai Chu and him. Although it wasn't too boring, it always felt like something was missing.

Now compared to before, there are just more villagers, there is no change at all. But if he had to choose, he still felt that it was better now.

"But...does it have anything to do with this?"

Little Zhongli still doesn't quite understand.

"Yes." Bai Chu smiled and reached out to touch his head, "If this place is looted again by the Qiuqiu people... that is, those monsters, will it become what it was before?"

"Besides, you really can't get anything now. But that won't be the case in the future."

"The arena is not about fighting and killing, the arena is about human relations, you know?"

"don't know."

Xiao Zhongli shook his head bluntly. Bai Chu didn't care and continued to rub his head, "You will know later."

"Um...okay..."

Although he still didn't understand it, it didn't matter.

Just do whatever Mr. Bai says.

Xiao Zhongli nodded and stopped paying attention to these things.

Anyway, Bai Chu couldn't harm him, so it didn't matter.

"Zhongli's favorability towards you has increased, and his mastery of the rock element has increased to 30%."

"Hey, it's pretty fast."

It’s only been two months, and it’s already 30%. In a few months, won’t it be 100%?

However, he also knew that this was impossible. Just like leveling up, it gets harder the further you go.

Maybe he won't be able to control it 100% when he dies.

"Never mind. The system, the entire computer comes out."

"roll."

The system doesn't want to deal with him.

Do you really think of yourself as Doraemon? Return the computer, why don't you ask me to bring you a Tianhe?

Don't you go to heaven?

"Hey, cheapskate."

Bai Chu curled his lips and cursed softly. Suddenly, the system crashed.

"Spit out everything you've eaten this month! And that cell phone and twelve power banks!"

"Oh... we are two good brothers, don't we think we are going to be separated from each other?"

From today on, his name is Bai Ochumelov Chu!

"It's so shameless..."

The system didn't want to deal with a shameless person like him.

You eat my food and use mine, and you still call me stingy?

You are so shameless!

"Alas..." After arguing with the system, Bai Chu sat on the chair and sighed melancholy.

Maybe he will live here for the rest of his life? After all, he is just an ordinary person who will live to be a hundred years old.

It always feels like a pity not to be able to see little Zhongli become the Seven Gods in the future.

Moreover, they all traveled to Teyvat, but they couldn't see those familiar characters...

Ugh…

"System, get on the number, I will make your son's liver come out today!"

Shaking his head, he regained his energy, took out a mobile phone from his arms, and said seriously.

Thanks to the system, his phone is still connected to the Internet, although he doesn't know how.

But forget about those things!

"Hey, OP."

Although the system's voice was disgusting, after he logged into his account, an application to enter the world popped up. Seeing the ID, Bai Chu curled his lips.

"OP."

"Just O, just O, just say you are O or not!"

"Oh!"

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I am OP