Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Ouch?"

Opening his eyes, Ruo Tuo looked around blankly, his eyes as big as two beans filled with confusion.

who am I?

where am I?

This...where is this?

Ruo Tuo seemed to have a storm in his mind, and his brain shut down for a moment.

Its little brain was completely unaware of what was happening.

He remembered that he was sleepy, so he found a mountain, dug a hole and slept in it...

So, how long did you sleep for?

The mountains are flat, but the trees are still growing squarely.

Why are there four strange little trees around that tree?

He squinted his eyes and looked hard at the table and four chairs in front of him, his eyes full of confusion.

This is the first time it has seen a tree growing like this.

After hesitating for a moment, Ruotu opened his four short legs and moved his body vigilantly.

He suddenly reacted. This place... doesn't seem to be the place where I stayed before.

It may be dangerous!

"Ah, wake up."

However, before it had taken a few steps, it was lifted up by its neck, and a laughing voice sounded in its ears.

Suddenly, all the rock thorns on its body stood up, and it kicked its legs desperately, trying to struggle out of the stranger's hand.

However, it was useless.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble."

Bai Chu put it on the table, and sat on the chair, looking at it with a smile on his face.

This little guy can really sleep.

It has been three months since he brought this little thing back. It is already spring, and this little guy has just woken up.

It turns out that Ruotuo is also a hibernating animal.

"You, what are you!"

Ruo Tuo saw something like Bai Chu for the first time... Bah.

It should be said that when it saw a human being for the first time, it immediately shrank its neck and shouted fiercely.

Don't tell me, it's quite cute.

"I'm a human...ah, maybe it doesn't count..."

Bai Chu scratched his face, not knowing how to explain.

I should still be considered a human now, right? Maybe?

"Well... forget it, I won't hurt you anyway."

Bai Chu didn't want to say more on this topic, so he changed the topic casually.

"Little one, what's your name?"

"What's it called?" Ruotuo looked confused.

For some reason, it subconsciously wanted to believe what Bai Chu said, and its tense body relaxed.

This guy said he wouldn't harm himself, so that shouldn't happen, right?

I don't know why, but it feels very close to Bai Chu.

This is the reason why the affinity level of the rock element is maxed out. After all, Ruotuo is a creature created by the crystallization of elements, and strictly speaking, it can be regarded as a rock element.

So, it’s normal for Diao Bai to feel close to him at first.

However, although it felt that Bai Chu was very close to him, it couldn't see Bai Chu's face clearly.

Because it had been in the dark for so long, its eyesight was very poor, almost to the point of going blind.

And Bai Chu also noticed. Suddenly, he became more playful, opened his palm and waved it in front of it.

"what is this?"

"What?" Ruotuo was confused.

Hey, he is really a blind man.

Bai Chu rolled his eyes and took his hand back.

He thought that what he heard about "Zhongli's finishing touch" in the game was made up, but he never thought it was true.

Ruo Tuo is really a blind man.

Although he is not blind, he is almost there.

"Please remember me well."

Bai Chu stretched out his finger and pointed it on Ruotuo's head, and the rock elemental power gathered towards its eyes.

Although I don't know the reason.

However, if Zhongli can order it, he should be able to order it too, right?

"Wow!"

As the power of the rock element gathered, Ruotuo felt that the things in front of him became clearer and clearer. He was so frightened that he shrank on the table and trembled all over.

"You, what kind of monster are you? What did you do to me!"

"You are the monster." Bai Chu couldn't laugh or cry, and lightly knocked on its head.

"I just gave you a nod, don't make a fuss."

"oh oh!"

Although I don’t understand it, it feels so awesome!

Ruo Tuo nodded in understanding. Regardless of whether it understood it or not, Bai Chu's gentle attitude made it feel reassured and subconsciously came over.

"Weird thing, thank you~"

"What a strange thing..." Bai Chu felt helpless.

However, looking at its cute appearance of wagging its tail happily, he felt that he could not scold it. He sighed, and Bai Chu stretched out his hand to caress its back.

"Remember, my name is Bai Chu, from now on you will be called Ruotuo."

"Well...just call me teacher."

"teacher?"

Ruo Tuo nodded ignorantly.

Does it mean anything to call it that?

"Well, not bad, not bad."

Bai Chu nodded with satisfaction and stroked it hard a few more times.

Ruo Tuo narrowed his eyes slightly, looking very comfortable.

Don't tell me, this looks more and more like the puppy from Lao Wang's house next door.

"teacher!"

Just as he was teasing Ruo Tuo, Liu Yun opened the door and ran in furiously, holding an ugly-looking little pot in his hand with a happy smile on his face.

"Look! I made it!"

"Oh, Liuyun is so awesome~"

Seeing her rushing towards him, Bai Chu quickly caught her, smiled and rubbed her head.

Unexpectedly, Liuyun would be able to make a Chenge pot so soon.

Hmm... Although she looks a bit ugly, you can't just look at her appearance.

And, kids, just be happy.

"Hehe~" Liu Yun smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into slits.

But soon, her attention was attracted by Ruo Tuo on the table, and she exclaimed "Wow".

"What a cute puppy!"

"puppy…"

Ruo Tuo was stunned for a moment, and then became inexplicably angry.

Although it didn't know what a puppy was, it always felt that it was insulted, and immediately shouted angrily: "I'm not a puppy! You are the puppy!"

"Wow, the puppy is talking!"

"Liu Yun."

Bai Chu touched her head and smiled helplessly.

"His name is Ruotuo, and he's not a puppy."

"Ruo Tuo..." Liu Yun muttered, curled his lips, put the abstract pot on the table, and slipped into his arms.

"Hmph, it's not as nice as my name~"

"You..." Bai Chu was a little helpless, but he had no choice but to gently touch her head and watch her smile happily.

This kid really likes to act like a spoiled brat.

"Teacher, she is..."

Ruo Tuo blinked his eyes in confusion, and as soon as he asked, Liu Yun's ferocious gaze was cast over him.

"You are not allowed to call me teacher!" Liu Yun puffed his lips, stared at him angrily, and bared his teeth at him.

"Teacher belongs to me! I won't share it with you!"

"but…"

"Liuyun, don't make trouble."

Bai Chu tapped her head gently, his tone a little helpless.

"Now I am also Ruotuo's teacher. Do you want to let him know?"

"Ah? Why!"

Liu Yun suddenly panicked, stretched out his arms and hugged his neck, looking at him pitifully.

"Teacher...Teacher, don't you like Liuyun? Why do you want to find someone else to be your student..."

"... "

Bai Chu only felt a headache.

Children are really troublesome!