Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"earthquake?"

After dinner, Hu Tao and Liu Yun ran outside to play in the snow, but Bai Chu, who was about to accompany them, was stopped by Zhongli.

Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhongli in surprise.

"Where?"

"Probably to the northwest."

Zhongli picked up the water glass and took a sip, frowning slightly, looking a little worried.

"I don't know why, but there have been frequent earthquakes recently. Although they are not strong, people who go there to collect medicine or mine are still injured."

"I should have gone to see it, but..."

Although he didn't finish speaking, Bai Chu also knew what he meant.

"ok, ok, I got it."

Bai Chu interrupted him, rolled his eyes, and said angrily.

Humph, don’t you just hate yourself for doing nothing all day long? (bushi)

Bai Chu glared at him fiercely, making Zhongli helplessly shake his head.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he has no such idea.

It's just that he can't get away, and the only person who has the ability and free time to solve the problem is Bai Chu.

After all, no one knows what is there. Therefore, he could only let Bai Chu, whose strength was comparable to his, go.

"To the northwest..."

Bai Chu tilted his head, thinking about Liyue's landform map.

If he remembered correctly, that was the Nantianmen area, right?

"I have a mission, do you want to do it?"

The sound of the system suddenly sounded, making his hands tremble in fright, and he almost threw the water glass at Zhongli's face.

"Mr. Bai?"

Noticing his panic, Zhongli looked over suspiciously. Bai Chu coughed twice. He waved his hand.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm thinking about something."

"Oh."

Mr. Bai is still as strange as before. He often falls into a daze for no apparent reason.

"What mission?"

Although he was startled, Bai Chu didn't care about it and asked expectantly.

In the more than 20 years since he was reincarnated here, except for meeting Zhongli, which triggered a mission, and meeting Liuyun, which triggered a mission, he has never encountered a mission.

Not even when I met Hu Tao.

In fact, there are usually tasks, but the system knows that Bai Chu will definitely not do them.

For example, delivering a baby to Lao Wang's old sow.

So it didn't bother to say anything.

"Investigating the cause of the earthquake will reward you with the physique to attract ghosts."

"... "

Hey, what the hell is your physique?

Others can't meet a ghost in their life, but it's better for him to hang out with ghosts all day long, right?

"Forget it, it's better than nothing."

Bai Chu sighed and accepted the task.

What if it would be useful? Besides, he was going anyway.

"I'll go after the Chinese New Year and try to solve it as quickly as possible."

After all, regarding the safety of the villagers, although he did not recognize the identity of this "godly envoy", he still had to do what needed to be done.

"Are you still very busy recently?"

"Yeah, I'm so busy."

Zhongli sighed, slumped on the chair like a salted fish, and vomited his bitterness to Bai Chu.

"The devil knows what's going on. There have been either earthquakes or monster attacks recently. Most of them are baby rock dragon lizards and Qiuqiu people. I'm so annoyed."

"Although several departments were set up, the effect was not very good and there were many mistakes. In the end, I needed to make additions."

"I haven't had a good night's sleep these past few days!"

"Okay, okay, stop talking."

Seeing that he was about to cry, Bai Chu quickly interrupted his complaint.

Although what Zhongli said was very sad, but...

It doesn't matter, I will show off, it won't tire me anyway.

However, necessary comfort is still needed.

"People always need to exercise. You just need to give them this opportunity, and they will gradually get better in the future."

"Yeah...that's right..."

But I’m still so tired!

Zhongli sighed, with the four characters "I want to lie down" written all over his face, which made Bai Chu laugh.

Perhaps the reason why Zhongli wants to retire in the future is also due to this period of time.

However, that has nothing to do with him.

It is absolutely impossible for him to deal with this anyway, so let Zhongli worry about it himself.

Snapped!

A snowball suddenly flew in from outside the door and hit him on the head. Bai Chu's smile froze and he slowly turned his head.

Outside the door, Hu Tao, who was much taller than Liu Yun, was bending down and hiding behind her, making a face at him.

"Budi Chu, let's have a snowball fight!"

"Teacher, come quickly!"

"You two little guys..."

Bai Chu shook his head helplessly, his eyes locked on the snowball in Hu Tao's hand.

Then, under Zhongli's smiling eyes, he threw away his coat and showed an evil smile on his face.

"Hu Tao! I'm angry. I will definitely make you regret doing this!"

"Wow! Bai Chu is going to kill someone!"

"We're going to kill someone!"

The two little guys, Hu Tao and Liu Yun, screamed strangely and ran back happily with smiles on their faces. Behind them, Bai Chu followed unhurriedly.

If he was really angry and wanted to teach these two little guys a lesson, he could just do it directly.

Not to mention two, even if these two little guys were to separate themselves, he could catch them instantly.

Now I'm just playing with them.

"It's really leisurely..."

Zhong Li sat on a chair, quietly looking at the three people messing around outside, with a smile on his face.

It would be great if I could maintain this kind of life forever, but it's a pity...

In a few days, he will be busy again!

Suddenly, Zhongli's expression turned ugly.

Go to work, go to work, why do you have to go to work!

When Zhongli put on the mask of pain again, outside——

"Eat my snowball!"

Bai Chu rolled a snowball out of his hand and threw it towards Hu Tao with a smile.

Hu Tao had no time to dodge, so in desperation, she lifted Liu Yun up.

"Oh!"

The snowball hit Liu Yun's little face, and then scattered into snowflakes on the ground. Liu Yun, who was hit, blinked and touched the remaining snow on his face.

"Hu Tao!"

"Hey, I'm sorry!"

Hu Tao put Liu Yun down and ran away before she could react.

Although they were on the same front during the sneak attack on Bai Chu, he was almost hit just now.

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist! Liuyun, I'm sorry!

"Well..." Liu Yun couldn't help puffing up his cheeks, rubbed a snowball from the ground, and ran towards Hu Tao who was running away with his short legs.

"Hu Tao, I hate you the most!"

"Wow! Liuyun, we are in the same group!"

Bai Chu stood aside, watching the two little guys playing, and couldn't help laughing. Then, the next moment, a snowball flew into his face.

"Hey, sneak attack~"

Hu Tao blinked his eyes playfully, turned his head and ran quickly, like a butterfly rising and falling in the snow.

She originally planned to focus on dealing with Liu Yun, but...

Please, Bai Chu is just sitting there in a daze!

How could she, Hu Tao, let go of such a good opportunity!

"... "

Bai Chu wiped the snow off his face, his smile a little broken.

OK OK——

Being a naughty kid, right?

Bai Chu grinned. Under Hu Tao's horrified eyes, he wrapped a stone as big as a human head into the snow.

"Wait, Bai Chu, calm down!"

In the end, this snowball war ended with Hu Tao's complete defeat.

"I don't agree!"

After being tied to the tree, Hu Tao was still shouting unconvinced, kicking his legs and staring angrily at the smiling Bai Chu and Liu Yun in front of him.

"You can't afford it, you two bully me together!"

"Ugh…"

Bai Chu shook his head, glanced at Liu Yun next to him, and the two of them raised their hands together.

"Cooking, just practice more."

"If you can't afford to lose, don't play."

Hu Tao cried "Wow".

Even if they beat themselves together, they still laugh at her!