Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

About Funina Baichu

"Everything has settled, and the child can finally breathe a sigh of relief."

"I once communicated with the first-generation Water Goddess Egolia. She hoped that I could help Fukalos to a certain extent...but Fukalos told me to stay away and stay out of her way."

"I understand what she meant... She just didn't want to involve me. After all, she is a gentle person. However, if she doesn't do anything, it wouldn't be in line with my character, right?"

"Anyway, if you have the chance, please help that kid Funina more. Although she seems to have a bad temper, it's just because she hasn't gotten used to her current identity. In fact, little Funina He is a gentle, cute and a little awkward child."

"Sigh... for her... five hundred years is too long."

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Phukalos, the second water god of Fontaine, spent five hundred years deceiving the gods of heaven.

Although he has a good impression of her, and he can even be said to be the single promoter of Fukalos (?)...but seeing her here, Bai Chu still feels that his mood is a bit complicated.

How should I put it...I always feel a little uncomfortable.

As a pure water elf and a dependent of the first-generation water god Egolia, why does Fukalos appear in the desert and in the territory of the Flower God?

In other words, why did she appear in front of him?

It's just a coincidence.

"Who asked you to come?"

At dusk, beside the fire, Bai Chu was roasting meat while raising his head to look at Fukalos with an expectant face. Hearing his question, Fukalos was stunned for a moment, then quickly wiped away the drool from the corner of his mouth, with a bright smile on his face.

"Lady Agolia asked me to come~"

She also knew in her heart that there was no point in hiding this kind of thing. Besides, Egolia didn't ask her to hide anything in the first place.

The girl's smile is very charming, and her blue eyes are like a whirlpool, making people immersed in it unconsciously.

Bai Chu looked at her sincere look and didn't ask any more questions. He just handed her the wild mushroom skewers in his hand. Fukalos' eyes lit up, he immediately took the meat skewers, and began to eat them without any ceremony.

"Aren't you afraid of me poisoning you?" Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and asked strangely.

Is this kid so big-hearted?

"Can you?" Fukalos tilted his head slightly.

"Besides, I have no grudge against you. Why are you poisoning me?"

"What if Egolia has a grudge against me?"

"Where did you come from...how could you still be enemies with Lady Egoria?" Fukalos complained speechlessly.

"Besides, I'm watching the food you cook, how could it be poisonous~"

After saying that, Fukalos swayed and continued eating with a happy face.

Wow, sure enough, human beings are so wonderful, they can eat such delicious food every day!

She loves humans the most!

"You are this person..."

Should I say that I feel reassured about him, or that I am too confident...

Bai Chu was speechless. However, he was still a little wary of the stupid-looking Fukalos.

After all, this is the future master who spent five hundred years deceiving the laws of heaven. It would be great if he was really as stupid and cute as he appears.

Oh, if only everyone was as innocent as Shadow... Then the world would be full of idiots... Bah, they would all be good kids.

"What does Agolia want from me?"

Bai Chu asked without raising his head while grilling skewers. Fukalos' mouth was full of oil as he ate, and he replied:

"Lady Egolia didn't say anything. She just asked me to come to you and let me have a good relationship with you. I think our current relationship is quite good."

"…What did you say?"

Bai Chu was speechless.

He shamelessly came over to eat with me, and why did he say that we have a good relationship?

If it was just Fukalos' unilateral opinion, it would indeed be good, on the surface.

However, let her have a good relationship with herself... Could it be that Agolia saw something in the future?

But even if I see it...what can I do? Why should we place our hopes on ourselves?

Therefore, people who can predict are just annoying...all of them are Riddlers.

"...Have you eaten enough?"

If you can’t figure it out, then don’t think about it. Bai Chu looked at Fukalos and said with disgust.

What's wrong with this kid? It's like he hasn't eaten.

Doesn't Egolia have a job? Eat like this.

Even the little guy's appearance at the beginning was better looking than hers.

"No!" Fukalos raised his neck and shouted confidently.

"...I'm still hungry."

"Oh, it's okay!" Fukalos wiped the oil on his mouth, threw the bamboo stick away, and came over with a smile.

"We are good friends~ Besides, you can't blame me entirely. Who asked you to cook such delicious food~"

"I haven't blamed you for making it so delicious. I'll get fat!"

"Be normal..."

Also, you are a pure water elf, where did you learn this? Did you learn it from King Daci Shu?

He was so elegant just now, but who is this pig now?

It has to be said that his good impression of Fukalos has completely disappeared.

Bai Chu sighed, then slapped away Fukalos' extended hand, and gave her an annoyed look.

"You eat them all, what should I eat?"

"You can do it again~" Fukalos said shamelessly, and when he wasn't paying attention, he bent down and bit the meat skewer in his hand. Bai Chu's face darkened and he punched him.

"It hurts!"

"you deserve it."

Looking at Fukalos who was covering his head and wailing, Bai Chu snorted coldly and said angrily.

He had it all in his hand and was about to eat it, but this damn kid could still snatch it away from him.

He didn't expect it when he immediately grabbed it.

"Whoosh~"

Although the pain in her head made Fukalos burst into tears, her mouth speed did not slow down at all. She finished Bai Chu's freshly grilled wild mushroom chicken skewers in just a few mouthfuls, and she still had more to eat. Licking his fingers.

"Any more?"

"No more! What else can I give you to eat?"

Stared by her eyes that were shining green and looked like a hungry wolf, Bai Chu trembled all over, hurriedly took down the chicken skewers with wild mushrooms that had just been placed on the fire, and shouted angrily. Hearing this, Fukalos licked his lips with contentment, then returned to his elegant look and sat obediently aside.

You know, the wild mushroom and chicken skewers he made were so big that even he couldn't eat five skewers.

And the elegant girl in front of him has eaten twenty skewers since he started grilling meat. As soon as he finished grilling a handful, he would be snatched away by this child.

Rhubarb is not that edible.

"Flower God, and Egolia..."

Bai Chu sighed secretly and mourned for the ingredients in his treasure bag.

Why do you two want me to see this pig?