Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Okay, let's eat first."

After shaking his head, Bai Chu decided not to think about it any more.

Mina's evaluation of the Great Ci Tree King is basically just like air, and there is no need to listen at all. This child's mind is full of things like "Ah, ah, Lord Daci Shuwang, I am your dog." It can be said that her evaluation has no reference at all.

Oh, there are still some. For example, King Daci Shu is very friendly to humans. The problem is that he knows this.

Well... let's wait until we enter the city and take a closer look. Although judging from the plot in the game, the Great Merciful Tree King should be a good god. It's a pity that he likes small ones (crossed out)

Even if you don’t see it with your own eyes, you still feel a little uneasy.

Bai Chu thought as he opened the lid of the pot. In an instant, a wonderful aroma filled the woods. Mina sucked it hard, rushed over with bright eyes, took the bowl without politeness and started to show off.

"Can you eat more elegantly?"

"Oh, I can't eat anything delicious in the wild, how can I be polite!"

Mina retorted while taking big mouthfuls of rice, which made Bai Chu feel ashamed.

She was obviously a girl, but the child's boldness in eating and the gesture of generating electricity from time to time made Bai Chu feel that... ordinary girls should not be like this.

Needless to say, scholars are just different, and their eating habits are exactly the same as when Liu Yun was a child.

While complaining in his heart, Bai Chu silently picked up the bowl and filled a bowl for himself. He ate the rice slowly, which was in sharp contrast to Mina's appearance.

One is a normal person and the other is a starving ghost.

"Wow!"

Mina ate very quickly, and within a short while, a bowl of rice was inhaled by her in a whirlwind. She wiped her mouth and looked at Bai Chu with bright eyes.

"Bai Chu, the rice you cook is delicious and sweet. Have another bowl~"

Although I have eaten it for a few days, I still want to say it is delicious!

"Serve it yourself, it's not like you don't have long hands." Seeing her hand over the bowl, Bai Chu rolled his eyes and said angrily.

If I had known I wouldn't have saved this little girl, I wouldn't have been able to find a way out, and she could still eat.

He only had one bowl of rice, and this little girl ate four bowls in one meal.

By the way, is his cooking really sweet? Why doesn't he feel it?

"Tch, cheapskate..." Seeing his disgusted face, Mina curled her lips and muttered in a low voice, then filled herself a bowl.

I'm so dazzling!

Bai Chu smacked his lips as he watched her wolfing down the food.

This unlucky kid looks like a ghost who has starved to death for hundreds of years.

By the way, this kid is obviously quite thin...why does he eat so much?

With doubts, Bai Chu finished the meal.

"Ha~"

After eating, Mina didn't mind the dirty ground and lay directly on the grass with a satisfied smile on her face. Bai Chu looked at her and sighed while cleaning up the mess.

"Can't you come and help me?"

This guy not only eats and drinks for free, but also doesn’t wash the dishes.

"You're almost as lazy as a pig."

"Hehe~" Mina was not ashamed, but proud. She gestured to him and teased with a smile.

"Mother Bai Chu, I love you the most~"

"Stop it."

Bai Chu rolled his eyes, feeling annoyed.

Give it back to my mother...I don’t want a male mother, hey!

"Hehe, because I feel like you, Bai Chu, look a lot like my mother~"

Especially when preaching.

"Bai Chu."

Mina blinked and looked curiously at Bai Chu, who was washing the dishes.

"You look obviously younger than me...why do you feel so old-fashioned?"

"Are you already married? Hey, did you get married so early? How many children do you have?"

"Tsk, you talk too much. You're not married and you have several children, that's all."

"Hey...is this so messy? Stop teasing me!"

Mina didn't seem to believe it, and Bai Chu had no intention of explaining.

Anyway, he was right, he did have several children.

"But, Bai Chu, you really look like an old woman..."

"She will definitely be a good mother in the future!"

"..." Bai Chu twitched the corner of his mouth.

What the hell is a good mother? He is a good father, right?

"Hehe, are you kidding~" Mina stuck out her tongue and winked at him playfully.

At this time, she looked a bit girly.

"Okay, okay, don't bother me with my work."

"Hey, how can you say I'm annoyed? I'm here to chat with you!"

"You'd better go and chat with your Great Ci Tree King in your dream." Bai Chu said angrily.

He only knows how to talk there, but he doesn't come to help him with any work.

Even if we go to fetch some water?

Sigh... What evil have I done? Why is every little guy I meet so lazy...

When he complained, Mina saw that he ignored her and stopped talking. She yawned, turned over, and fell asleep soundly on the lawn.

In the past, she didn't take lunch breaks in the wild. It would be bad if some wild beast came and ate her. Moreover, there are many bugs in the wild, and some bugs are poisonous.

But there are special circumstances these days, and Bai Chu is here. And for some reason, she didn't seem to see bugs very much since she was with Bai Chu.

So, it doesn’t matter~

When Bai Chu came back from washing the dishes, Mina had already fallen asleep with diarrhea. Seeing her sloppy look, Bai Chu sighed.

This kid has such a big heart...are you really not afraid that he is a bad person?

Don't mention it, Mina is quite a good-looking child. If it were someone else, the plot in the book might have happened by this time.

But he won't do that. He looked at Mina as he looked at Saira.

A little brat.

Bai Chu sighed and manipulated the wind element to lift Mina up smoothly. After spreading a blanket on the ground, he put Mina down.

By the way, Mina adjusted the clothes she had lifted up unconsciously.

Even if I blow my belly to sleep, I won’t be afraid of catching a cold...

Bai Chu thought to himself subconsciously. But soon, he realized something was wrong.

"…hateful."

When he realized what he had done, Bai Chu froze.

Why do I habitually do this kind of thing?

I don’t want to be a boy’s mother!

"Hey Hey…"

When he was experiencing mixed emotions, Mina suddenly let out a weird laugh, with a somewhat lewd smile on her face.

Bai Chu had never seen such a... weird look on a girl.

"What is this kid dreaming of?"

"Hehe... Lord Daci Tree King, it smells delicious and soft. I really want to kiss it..."

Mina murmured vaguely, the smile on her face getting weirder. Bai Chu's expression froze, and he suddenly lost his curiosity.

Okay, okay, you generate electricity in your dreams, right?

Bai Chu sighed and shook his head helplessly, just like an old mother who felt helpless about her child's strange behavior.

This child's love for King Daci Shu...has reached an extreme level.

Ah, in other words, she is really hopeless.