Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

I just had a little midnight snack, and I made some unorthodox fried noodles. It’s delicious.

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A few days have passed since meeting the hanged man——

Bai Chu finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"You, come here!"

Under the surprised gaze of the hanged man, Bai Chu pulled him out from the wall, his face so gloomy that it looked like he could drip ink.

Looking at the horrified hanged man, Bai Chu clenched his fists and finally let go. He sighed, threw the hanged man aside with a look of helplessness, and slumped down on the bed, holding his head in pain.

"Fellow, please, for the sake of us being fellow villagers, please don't torment me!"

"Fellow, how can you talk like that..." The hanged man was even aggrieved.

"I obviously haven't disturbed you these past few days!"

He has been secretly following Bai Chu in the dark these past few days!

Only when Bai Chu fell asleep, he would secretly float out of the wall. Moreover, he would hide immediately after being discovered.

It definitely didn’t bother Bai Chu!

"..." Bai Chu suddenly put on a mask of pain. It looked like he had eaten a piece of gourd history.

He had suffered so much that he was going crazy.

In the past few days, he always slept restlessly in the middle of the night, always feeling like something was staring at him.

As a result, when I opened my eyes from the nightmare, I saw the bleak appearance of the hanged ghost.

If he hadn't lived long and seen so much, he would have been frightened to death on the first night.

Who can bear it when you open your eyes and see a long tongue?

He felt like he was going to be mentally ill.

"Oh...I'm impressed with you."

Bai Chu sighed, looked at the aggrieved hanged man, and clicked his tongue in disgust.

"If you have any obsessions, tell me quickly!"

If this dead ghost is not from Liyue...

"Hey, hey, brother, are you willing to help me? How embarrassing~"

"... "

Are you still embarrassed?

"Say!"

Bai Chu's voice was worse than ever before. The hanged man shrank his neck, laughed twice, and floated in the air, circling around him while talking nonchalantly.

"What, actually, I am an explorer, I came to Xumi to find treasures... But, look, little brother, I was deceived."

"Well... I can't say I was deceived, right... I found the treasure, but it was snatched away by a group of people before I even looked at it, so..."

"So you want me to help you get revenge?"

Bai Chu raised his eyebrows.

In a few hundred years...those people are already dead, right?

"No, no, revenge or something...I've been dead for so long, why should I seek revenge?"

The Hanged Man is very enlightened in some aspects, but in some aspects he is very stubborn, and his stubbornness is a bit abnormal.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to pester him for several days.

"That's right, I want you to help me see what that baby looks like... Ah, if possible, it would be great if you could bring my ashes back to Liyue!"

After he was hanged, those people crushed his ashes.

Upon hearing his request, Bai Chu's face turned as black as carbon.

"No...your ashes are scattered in the desert. How can I bring them back to you?"

Just grab a handful of sand and make do?

"Well...then, let's forget it..."

"By the way, you've become a ghost, so why don't you go wherever you want to go?"

Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and asked strangely.

After hearing his question, the Hanged Man smiled "hehe" with a hint of embarrassment on his pale face. Suddenly, Bai Chu's heart ached.

This thing is definitely going to be difficult for others to do.

Bai Chu suddenly didn't want to talk to him anymore. But this Liyue ghost now showed the qualities of Mond Barbatos next door.

He stood directly in front of the door, only sticking his head out, and it was still on the door handle.

When he wants to go out, he has to touch his long tongue.

"... "

"Uh-huh, please, if you don't help me, then there's really nothing I can do!"

"It's none of my business!" Bai Chu rolled his eyes and prepared to leave in another way.

It's good to go through the window.

Seeing that he was really about to jump out of the window, the Hanged Man suddenly became anxious and rushed up, bending down to hug his legs.

However, Bai Chu had quick eyes and quick hands and quickly stepped aside.

Just kidding, if he is licked by that big tongue, will he still have his clothes on?

"We are all from Liyue, don't do this!" Bai Chu's voice changed.

There was no way he could do anything to the ordinary people in Liyue, even the one who had turned into a ghost.

If only it were a Sumeru ghost or a ghost from somewhere else...he wouldn't have to worry so much.

"Let me ask you, is it true that no one can see you after you die?"

Only he could see what he said, and Bai Chu definitely didn't believe it.

What about lying to a fool?

You're not a special ghost.

Under his gaze, the Hanged Man scratched his head and smiled sheepishly.

"Hehe, okay, I lied to you before, and others can see me."

"then you…"

"But they ran away when they saw me!" The hanged man felt aggrieved again.

"Obviously I just glanced at them, but they ran away as if they had seen something dirty. The people here are really strange. People in my hometown will definitely not be like this!"

Bai Chu: "..."

Is there a possibility that even if people from Liyue see you, they will still be scared away?

Let alone a human being, Zhongli would be shocked when he came.

"Wait, I remembered!" The Hanged Man seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly clapped his tongue, showing an excited expression.

"There are two more people who can see me! A man and a woman!"

"Then why didn't you go find them?"

It stands to reason that those who can see ghosts are either strong enough or have special physiques.

There is another kind, which is virtuality. Of course, he is definitely not this kind, he is definitely the first two.

Looking at the hanged man, Bai Chu asked curiously. The Hanged Man hesitated for a moment, then sighed and retracted his tongue in frustration.

"Because, because those two people are so scary! The beautiful elder sister is okay, but the man is simply unreasonable!"

"He told me that if he finds me scary again, he will let me die again!"

"...I also want you to die again." Bai Chu said with black lines on his face.

He also saw that this hanged man would not give up until he achieved his goal. Sighing, he sat on the bed and suddenly thought of a question.

"Aren't you already dead? Can't you go see that treasure yourself?"

"I, I don't dare..." The Hanged Man muttered softly.

"The bandits immediately dedicated it to the gods of this country after they got it... Oh, it's the fierce man I just mentioned who can see me."

Bai Chu: "(|| ?Д?)"

No, Red King?

TNND, you don’t dare to go yourself, so you asked me to steal it back for you, right? Do you think of me as a lucky child?

"So, where is the woman you saw?"

"Oh, that eldest sister walked with the Red King."

"... "

Flower god?

During this period, Bai Chu could only think of the Flower God when he was united with the Red King.

As for the alliance between the Flower God, the Red King and the Great Merciful Tree King, it was during the Demon God War. Now the Great Mercy Tree King is still in the forest.

"No ..."

Seeing the hanged man's shameless look, Bai Chu suddenly laughed angrily at him.

"Do you know me and still have a grudge against me?"

"Ok?"

"Otherwise, how could you let me die?"

Go to the place where the Red King lives to look for something? Go crazy.

Who is the Red King? That is the most powerful king in the Sumeru zone. It can even be said that if he had not committed suicide to pursue "forbidden knowledge", he should have been the God of Grass.

Anyway, Bai Chu felt that he couldn't beat him.

"No...how do you believe that I can hide it from him?"

Bai Chu was puzzled.

What, does he look awesome? Although he is indeed very powerful.

"Well, you may not remember..." The Hanged Man took a deep breath, and then looked at him with admiration.

"I, when I was still alive, you saved me from the Qiuqiu people once!"

"It's been hundreds of years and you still look like this! So, you must be our immortal!"

"Immortals are invincible in the world!"

Bai Chu: "Ah haha..." (Rifu smiles beautifully)

This person... really has a strange confidence in himself.

Immortal Liyue is invincible, right?

You really want me to die, right?