Douluo: After listening to the advice, I became a god!
Chapter 52 The Oscar of social death!
And it was hard for Xiao Wu to believe that that soft female voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said directly to Yun Feng:
"Yun Feng, do you want us to buy a sausage to eat? It's been a long time since we've eaten."
Yun Feng smiled and said directly:
"This is no problem, and I can feel a faint scent of soul power on those sausages. Maybe that uncle is a food-based soul master!"
After saying these words, Tang San's eyes lit up.
But soon I thought of something more fun.
He actually dared to miss his Xiao Wu, wasn't he looking for death?
"It smells good, so let's try it."
Tang San pulled Yun Feng and walked directly towards the direction of the cart.
As he got closer, he could see that the man selling sausages was about the same height as himself. There was also a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it: "We specialize in sausages."
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically:
"Would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausage. It is the most trustworthy and tastes best."
Yun Feng smiled and said:
"Uncle, please give me five."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff.
"You, what did you call me?"
Yun Feng said directly without caring:
"I call you uncle, is there any problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said:
"Of course there is a problem, it's a big problem. Brother, I'm only fourteen years old and you actually call me uncle?"
"Uh..., you are only fourteen years old?"
After Tang San heard this, he looked at the man in front of him in surprise.
The seller affirmed:
"Yes, my name is Oscar. I am fourteen years old and a student of Shrek Academy. You can't call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought to himself, your hair is more than just luxuriant.
"Are you really only fourteen?"
Tang San couldn't help but ask.
Oscar nodded affirmatively and said:
"Of course, I am a student of the academy. Anyone you ask knows that I am fourteen years old."
Tang San thought to himself that for a fourteen-year-old boy to have a beard that could grow to such an extent, he was definitely considered a miracle.
Oscar picked up four bamboo skewers from his cart and threaded five ten-centimetre-long sausages through them to Yun Feng and Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the cart before, exuding a delicious aroma. Rich aroma.
After Tang San took the sausage, under Yun Feng's gaze, his palm shook slightly, and then he handed a sausage directly back to Oscar.
"Senior, you also want to eat. Can you reveal some information about the assessment to us?"
After Oscar looked at Yun Feng and Tang San, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing again, his throat moved slightly, and then he said:
"That's no problem. Who said I'm your senior?"
"Can I just ask, what is your relationship with the two girls over there?"
Just when Tang San was about to speak, Yun Feng stood up and said:
"It's just a friend, what's wrong?"
After hearing Yun Feng's answer, Oscar smiled even more happily.
After taking Tang San's sausage, he started eating directly.
Tang San smiled instantly when he saw Oscar chewing the sausage he handed over.
I can't help but think in my heart.
"Eat, eat more, and I will soon let you know what it means to be powerful!"
Yun Feng shook his head. In the past few years, Tang San seemed to have become more evil under his influence.
Of course, it is also possible that for so many years, Xiao Wu did not regard Tang San as an older brother, but as an ordinary friend.
But Yun Feng had no qualifications to accuse Tang San.
Yun Feng thought that he was not a good person, and he was very happy to see this scene.
As long as Tang San wasn't targeting himself, it would be fine.
After all, this was someone organized by the killer, and Yun Feng still didn't want to break up the relationship before his strength could completely crush Tang San.
However, it was basically impossible for Tang San to do something secretive to him. Who asked him to carry A Yin with him?
With Ah Yin's soul power, he can easily detect and warn in advance.
So Yun Feng is not too worried.
Oscar looked at Yun Feng and Tang San, and after casually finishing the last bit of sausage, he was about to say something eloquently.
But I heard an unusual sound coming from my stomach.
"Goo-"
Oscar smiled sarcastically and didn't care.
"Junior——————"
"Gugu——————"
Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 things are wrong!
"study--"
After Oscar said a word again, he instantly felt that his intestines seemed to be a little too smooth, and his sphincter was a little uncomfortable.
Started exercising with high intensity.
"puff----"
It wasn't until the sound rang out that Oscar realized that it wasn't fart!
Don't believe any shit!
A stench continued to flow directly down Oscar's pants.
A bunch of unknown objects also fell directly down Oscar's loose trouser legs.
"Puff--"
"Puff puff----"
A symphony like music continued to sound in Oscar's body.
Everyone who came to sign up also cast their eyes on Oscar.
Looking at Oscar's lifeless look and the yellow object on his pants.
Everyone was dumbfounded, social death!
What's the difference between this and pulling in public!
No, just do it in public!
Seeing everyone covering their mouths and noses and frowning, Oscar also reacted at this time.
First he covered his back, but then he realized something was wrong, so he covered his face again, shedding a trace of tears of regret, and after taking a look at Tang San, he ran away.
But when he ran, he was very embarrassed, almost running with his legs crossed.
While running, yellow unknown objects were shed on the road.
When Yun Feng saw this scene, he felt it was a bit eye-catching.
"Tang San, you are a bit cruel!"
After Tang San smiled incredulously, he said directly:
"You know me. In the past few years, we have done a lot of bad things together. What does this mean?"
After Yun Feng saw the proud smile on Tang San's face, he nodded.
Indeed, he had gotten to know Tang San in the past few years.
During the six years in Notting City, Yun Feng was passively involved.
"But he seems to be a student in this academy, so he should be fine!"
Yun Feng looked at Tang San in confusion.
You've done everything, now let's talk about this.
However, in order to seek advice, Yun Feng still said:
"It's okay. After suffering such great injustice, he chose to escape. There is no doubt that he is a food-type soul master. Are you afraid?"
Tang San shook his head and then said with a smile:
"It was possible before, but aren't you already a Soul Sect now? As long as this academy isn't too stupid, it won't do anything to us."
"Besides, there are Xiao Wu and me, there are so many geniuses, is it possible that they will kick us out?"
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